Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
>>Joe: Lee! We got ourselves a new dinosaur!
>>Lee: New dinosaur dance!
>>Joe: Two dino-scientists dino-say that some dino-bones found in Portugal are that of the biggest/baddest carnivorous lizard that ever raised hell in back in the
day Europe. Like 150 million years back in the day.
>>Lee: This bad streak dino terrified its lowly prey with nightmarish 4-inch long teeth,
and deathly dagger claws. Rawr.
>>Joe: The Torvosaurus gurneyi romped around like a big meat eating *** with its 5 ton
32 foot long body. And although he was smaller than the uber-popular T-Rex, he more than
made up for it with a devastating bite. And scientists speculate he made up for a lack
of speed by just being an a big, bruising bullying ***, perhaps just extracting
a chunk out of its meal only to sit back and watch it die. (Joe bites lee bit)
>>Lee: University of Maryland vertebrate paleontologist Thomas R. Holtz, Jr.says, "This is the largest KNOWN
land predator in European history—[it's] always important to keep that qualifier."
They could be bigger? Awesome…
>>Joe: And it’s speculated that he…or she… was so big because there were just
so many damn herbivores rumbling around Jurassic Europe. We’re talking Stegasaurs and Sauropods…
a veritable smorgishmore of lizard delight.
>>Lee: The big guy is part of a group of dinos called Megalosaurs, which were two-legged
wrecking balls of muscle and teeth that tore *** up!
>>Joe: That’s the scientific description. It’s true. Read a book.