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I this is the internet the world is watching that's right the whole world is
watching
earth I like a bore
the the dark grey ages that our world the dark world the dark world
Thor 2 I Kate keepin' straight when
sequels have titles yeah it is all you wanna number and/or to
the but so what Thor 2
again the doors back and/or is back
as charming as ever yes I so after having
the left the earth in the first movie and then coming back to earth
and not calling his girlfriend in the Avengers I 4 has returned and this time
he's fighting off a millennial all the Menace
I the two as guard that is now back because
his girlfriend Jane Foster played by Natalie Portman once again
has accidentally stumbled upon a power called the ether which could destroy the
entire universe
and wouldn't you know it big or circumstances are just right all the
plants are lining up where
this could be the time that it all goes down take a look some believe that
people would use
it was not
wrong
I'm stuff along to you said are generally bad make
so long to you said that two things in there which summarize why i cant endorse
this
okay as guard any third
I I don't like I guess it's a shoe it's a shortcoming of my
but if you're going to make a buncha *** up
and have me care about it at all
then you've got to do wit so incredibly well like you the drama really has to be
sold
and you've got a short this is you need to build
me caring and this movie I knew right in the beginning was flawed because it
contained the thing that
that again and I'm against unless you make up for it in big way
where they have to explain everything you're about to see
like there's been many will 30 made livelihood you know and I'm like I don't
care about as guard I'm here with the either I'm all good look at them did you
not get as Gordon the first movie a sort of established in up you could try to
take it as read this time important point
didn't see the brinkley I'm not going to say that writer
so and I got that that so and I'm II who will have to factor that in bright so
I mean I feel like they're going to be there to almost 2 reviews for this
review
are a guy who liked the first one and cares what the hell happened to the door
and if you're somebody who either missed the first one or maybe didn't but the
did but it's not you're not really I didn't like the first movie I really
love the first movie was kinda stodgy and
a lot of the had some like that whole it hasn't told New Mexico town that looks
so sort of ticky tacky
made up you know it looked like winning a Super Girl it really is cheap and non
effective
and this movie I felt like had a stronger sense of what works about this
character what's
interesting to watch about this character and in a way it's almost more
like
its let's let's have a sequel to the first or there is a follow-up to The
Avengers like an issue like to get a reserve role in your all along with that
and you know I'm Alan taylor's writing this is a guy who is working on it every
HBO show that ever existed right here I think got this gig based on
gameofthrones
up fun fact: won the USA Film Festival a short film competition in 1991
as I write my papers ordinary and out I'll but yet so it's I know I think he
peep
keeps things moving along he manages to work in your swords and spaceships
and superheroes a.m. do. dimensional warping and Kat Dennings and they also
repeal
you know organic to what's going on yeah I do I have more fun with this when I
like that I wanted to have fun I'm not I'm trying not to be a
you know and I want to be a jerk about it because it was the last to Vegas
yeah like let's make them better a better I
%uh so like I don't get
why there's this unbelievable technology which can be build
*** card arm as God the
um and you're pretty awful were nor span I
right so that that the I don't get how this is amazing technology can build
this
this thing and spaceships come and they're like one wing is longer and they
can fly sideways and I'm
and then like to go to war and then using sorts
and I I don't like I got it I guess you just have to accept that
but it feels stupid to me I just went with it yes I did I can I mean I'm sure
somebody could give you really and I'm sure in the comments civil
you will read them but they'll give you a very detailed explanation that the gun
I as to why you know that that's how I roll that I mean
for me for as always I mean I was a %uh there was one of my principal comics
cryboy comics by
you know sought you and to only sorta makes a little bit sore
ancient Norse stop with some you know kinda future taxes when I read any
comics
a wreath or so I got it like I'm not like go ahead you can have a meal but I
don't know that you have to
I heard issue she I i agree with you shouldn't have to to enjoy the movie
I so if it didn't work for you because it happened that the failure the film
I had a good enough time and I think maybe a winner with your applications
not having liked
the first one all that much I am I don't like
said it would take me out a bit is like again that
first battle singer basically the first battles in the first see where we see
door in on and its
it's a battle scene filled with the kind of stuff to just smells like the eight
like the bad part in the eighties to me
where like he's almost killed rail
a couple times on who's is who's the girl has a crush on her
Jane Prosser right so no no no no the 00 live
the warrior little sip right so and ladyship
like holds up a shield the last second and then they say
you know and she's like and he's like thanks for that you like you're welcome
you can count on me every time usually carnage going on around
I I that to me is
repellent again every movie where I've ever seen it
like I got I love clever but people aren't clever
when their lives are at stake and like that soul legend of the worst part about
because she
randomly happen to be there should be two feet away I guess we never get the
movie
he takes the night after that I not the end of the war
like it but that really bothers me I and I think it's a
bailing it like look they are they're warriors it through the lies that all
the time they can't take it seriously that long it's like you a gallows humor
set it like being in the ER doctor
yeah but wait there's a big if you want to then believe that
that that odin is determined to save as gardens
then then you have to treat the deaths around you with some degree
oh they like it matters so the cheekiness to me
removed that much of the drama okay like there's a place for
but it's not in the battle scenes and I don't pay I did I i felt like it was a
good balance like they like the first movie I thought too much Kat Dennings
and too much
anthony hopkins this movie give us just just enough
if there was probably the right amount about get out there I liked how you had
some battles
they were taking place under these barren planet or among kinda ancient
ruins
but then also then suddenly there next to the you know
the the but every other all the cool new *** in London you know the the big
Paris with his up you know I so i you know i i I thought this would be kinda
got the balance things right
its disposable it's not this great superhero movie
but I certainly found it entertaining and now I'm I like you know I like the
back and forth I did like the
the the Otherworld scenes at the as card and then the other worlds where they
have these thousand at all the sudden
where that posh restaurant right in London I did like that
I am bothered by the manner of which the bad guy
in all movies like this wanna the bad guys gets killed
like I don't Lake how come it just strikes me as random that you can't
like these are all-powerful beings with all this power and then somehow
but ever giant wall falls on the crushed to death
well you think I have an Achilles heel or there's no story under but did but I
like feel like we do get established what it is let us down to the killer
deal is it just it feels rant I i thought i i
this is one of those who is hard to talk with a good news spoilers and I will not
get into spoilers but
I will say there were some plot things that I thought were
smart and interesting and and unexpected for a movie like this
that the Macon a hastily undid the and you know sorta like with i think is
actually you know
wearability owner going on here you're going to do this thing that's kinda
during nice nice
oh ok or not really doing I'm but I had a good time
%uh there are to servings shwarma in this movie so if you're gonna if you see
it stick around there's
there's the the the double up on little post
thing thing the credit UPS ok yeah alright so I'm given to five and a half
a meat is well-made
now you know and there's some cool elements to it in and Natalie Portman is
delightful yeah enemies good secret crafter present with his age
is a charming dude but was the last thing he wasn't I
disarmament the some rush right like
he's like he's super charming in russia just it's minimized here cuz they get it
doesn't it doesn't feel real
even in on real okay well I you know it is likely that this is a a legendary
great superhero movie but it's perfectly
fun Friday night superhero movies are given a 7.2
its at seventy on the tomato meter where r score is
6.4