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I've defeated the Decepticons,
The Megatrons.
The Photons.
The Icons.
The Jamaican-mons
But now, they want revenge.
And they're coming.
They're everywhere.
Computer: "Welcome. You've got mail."
"What the ***!"
We don't know exactly
how many of them there are.
But we do know one thing for sure.
There's probably more than three.
"Hello!"
"Uh.."
Lamp: "Ew, get off."
*scream*
Some people think I'm crazy.
But I know better.
"What do you want from me!"
"Talk to me you stupid umbrella."
Girl: "Luis Stevens, are you just gonna
keep talking to that lamp all day?"
"Shut up Megan,
I know what I'm doing."
"What kind of name is Fox anyways?"
"What are you some kind of Werewolf?"
Girl: "Pfff, whatever."
"Go back to Twilight you newb!"
It doesn't matter who you are,
where you're from,
or why you're from there.
Or who you are.
All the matters is that
we are all going to die.
Maybe.
"Vroom Vroom."
Car: "Welcome."
*gasp*
Car: "Hey, come back."
"Who said that?"
Car: "I just wanted you to
feel my comfy cushions,
maybe take a look underneath my hood,
check my oil."
"Stay away from me!"
Lamp: "Hey, I'm a lamp dumb ***."
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