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"Good morning, boys. How's it going?" "Coach, how come you're wearing a tracksuit?"
"Yes, you look like a chav from Badia." (Busquets' hometown) "Shut up, you posh!"
"Now that I'm not gonna be the coach, I'm feeling released.
I don't have to dress well. From now on, I can do whatever I want:
Listening to Lluís Llach, catching a few rays, being to Botswana to hunt elephants... (Spanish king did it)
Don't worry, it's a joke. I don't like sunbathing."
"Coach, we'll miss you so much. Won't we, Gerard?" "Yes, they will... We all will miss you a lot."
"Well, as you know, Tito is gonna be your new coach and I want you to behave towards him as well as you've done towards me.
And now, I'm leaving you with Tito, who for sure has a lot to tell you. I'm going to my office."
"OK, Pep. To prepare the tactics for the game against Málaga, right?"
"What are you saying, Tito? La Liga is over! I'm gonna play Angry Words."
"Very well.
Well. Boys...
Next season will be..." "Guys, the coach has gone!"
"Come on!" "Poker game!" "Gambling party!"
"But what are you doing? Can you pay attention to me, please?"
"Classic poker, eh?" "Sorry, but I'm your coach!"
"Do you all want me to deal you a card?" "Pep! Please, come here, Pep!"
"Don't mark the cards, guys. It's a new deck."
"Watch out, the coach is coming!" "Keep all here."
"Well, when you left, they began to..." "What's the matter? We're stretching."
"And what? They're stretching. Calm down, Tito! You'll get ahead. Calm down." "Alright.
Thanks, Pep."
"Come on, guys. Let's go.
First bid of €500." "Only 500?"
"Boys, let's see. What's happening here?"
"Sorry, I forgot..."
"What about now?" "Exactly! What about now, huh?
What are you gonna do, Tito?" "I thought that you..."
"Don't you wanna be the coach? From now on, this is your duty.
And people still asks me how come I've become bald in four years."
"Come on, guys. I bet €1,000 we'll beat Chelsea this week."
"I'm sorry, Gerard, but Chelsea..."
"Be quiet! Due to the bash to the head, he's forgotten we've already played against Chelsea.
But anyway, he's happy." "And can't he remember anything?"
"Hey, Gerard! Don't you know I'm going out with Shakira and we do waka-waka, smack-smack?"
"What are you saying, guy? Do you want me to smash your face in?"
"It's a joke. Calm down." "Not quite, eh?"