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I’ve got a headline for tomorrow’s front page, take notes, Florentino: I’m going to eat the ... cucumber
I’m sorry I’m late, I’ve got the painters in
You’re just in time, we’ve got one page to fill and we haven’t got any news
La Liga is over, so no news there
I told you to quit smoking, your voice sounds awful
-We need your magic Roncero! -Ok, ok --Watch this! Learn....
..
I’ve got one
-Barca causes hair loss -Great -But how?
We’ll publish pictures of Guardiola, one before he started coaching Barcelona and one after he quit
-We’ll quote sources close to the club -As always
and we’ll compare it with another photo of Mourinho and his great hair
Conclusion: If you coach Barca you go bald
-Good, how about a drink tonight? -Wait a second!
We still need one more thing to fill it
We’ll make something up....I mean we’ll find some more news
-No, this won’t be filled by news.
We’re missing the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page
-What? We’re missing the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page?
-Yes! We had the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page but she died
-Maybe she’s still ok
-We could take some pictures and pretend she’s sleeping
How about not publishing the picture of the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page, it’s just one day, nothing bad will happen
-Boy, look into my eyes
-Your wages are suspended -Did you hear what you just said?
-AS without the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page is like a Sunday without football
-Like Spain without a siesta
-Like a boy’s bedroom without the Cristiano poster
the girl that’s nearly naked but interested in sport on the back page is the icing on the cake, the cherry on top
-The *** on a breast - I couldn’t put it better
-Calm down, I have a solution
-It’s desperate but we’ve got no choice
the thing is, we don’t have the girl that’s nearly naked but interested insport on the back page anyway
-Very good, that’s my boy! I like your attitude - What? Why are you staring at me like that?
translation and subtitles: doris86pl for totalbarca.com proofreading and correction: Dominic Gillespie