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My wife is great. She lets me do the things I like to do.
But there's always been a limit to the geekiness it's true.
See, I can do my podcasts and draw my pictures online
Even my Minecraft server is just fine.
Netflix is great. She likes it too.
We're even checking out Doctor Who.
She doesn't mind I've got friends online.
As long as they don't show it's fine.
My Twitter doesn't bother her.
My LEGO purchasing...
But if she really knew how geeky I'd like to be...
(Let's just say...)
If my wife knew she would slap me.
If my wife knew she would slap me.
I want to dress up as a Jedi.
Even one of those Trooper guys.
I want to paint some figurines
Make War with the guys in the comic book store scene
I would like to call myself by my online name you see.
Mr. NLCast? Your table is ready.
I'd like to join a Food Court singing flash mob.
Maybe work EB as my job.
Go to a geek convention.
Cosplay Neil Young as Jimmy Fallon
I'd like to watch all six Star Wars movies in a row.
Watch them all on the toilet from an iPad don't you know.
(Surely I'm not alone...)
If my wife knew she would slap me.
If my wife knew she would slap me.
I try to hide my secret shame. I'm not ashamed but I should be.
When she sees me dressed like C3-P0 I can only hope that
She won't laugh at me. Just long enough to leave.
I am the Droid you're married to you see.
I'm too far gone. It's not my fault. My wife knew what she did.
When she settled down with this here geek and had a couple kids.
I'm hoping that they'll look like her but become little geeks themselves.
It's looking good but it's still too soon to tell.
(Got a plan.)
And if my wife knew she would slap me.
If my wife knew she would slap me.
If my wife knew she would slap me.
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