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(Open The Happy Upbeat Music) (Warning! Swearing does occur in this video you are about to watch.)
[M] Ok. This is just a really small video about these awesome hats that we got.
Um, before we start, we have to mention: If you don't like swearing, cussing,cursing,
and your *** ears will be hurt by this,
I suggest you stop the video immediately.
[S] Not that we necessarily like cursing ourselves in videos,
but we HAVE to curse when we talk about these things.
[M] Yes. [S] So advert your pureness!
[M] Ok, Mom, don't watch Mom.
[S] This isn't for you, Mom. [M] Not for you, Mom. Not for moms.
[S] No moms allowed. [M] No children.
[S] Go away, moms! [M] We're gonna sing a tiny song
in order to let everyone leave right now.
(Martina singing) Moms, hey moms. This is your exit song!
[S] So, now that we have the song done, we want to share something really special with you.
Here at Eat Your Kimchi, we really want to keep up-to-date with the Kpop trends.
You know, we don't want to just talk about music,
but we really want to get into the Kpop culture.
And we noticed a very stongly emerging trend lately
that we have no choice but to partake in.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna show you my special hat that I got for my birthday.
my hat says Chicago F*ucks on it. (Bleep)
[M] Yes. [S] Martina just got this hat yesterday.
You might recognize it! It's a very special hat.
[M] It might just be like normal right now.
It might just be showing Chanel. [S] Yes. [M] Is it?
[S] But if you look at the bottom (underside of the brim), it...
[M] It says: F*cking Chanel. (Bleep)
[S] This is from the Girls' Generation (SNSD) "I got a boy" video.
Yes, Martina has a Girls' Generation (SNSD) hat on.
THE authentic one.
[M] Yes. It was worn by the members; I can still feel their sweat. It makes me a better dancer.
It's like, I can feel the power! I can feel the dancing power! [S] Does it?
[M] Nanana Nanana. (hums the chorus from 'Genie')
And it's made by ㅈ ㅈ ㅇ. We don't know how to pronounce this
because it's not like a real Korean word.
Maybe it's their initials or... [S] Anyhow, she made both of these hats. [M] And it says, wait a second.
[S] I want to read it. [M] It says Super Sexy on the outside of it.
[S] It's called Super Sexy, but then... [M] And then, Simon will read it.
[Both] Ahem. [M] Go for it.
[S] Ahem. In my best Morgan Freeman voice,
I don't know ***; however I am just making the clothes that I want to wear.
[M] That's like the best tag I have ever seen.
[S] That's it exactly. I'm not making it up; you can see it rright there.
[M] That's amazing. [S] So, we just opened the happiness (happy).
[M] We've just opened the f*cking happy, is what we've done. (bleep)
[S] (Gasp!) We not supposed to swear outside of the context of these hats.
(Multiple bleeps) [M] Chicago F*cks. F*cking Chanel.
[S] What's with all the swear hats? [M] It's all the same. I'm just saying it's ridiculous.
[S] I don't know. All I know is that I feel like I am ready for a Kpop video right now. [M] I know.
[S] The next TV show that we're on, we're definitely wearing these.
[M] It's gonna be our TV show. Lame. [S] Lame.
[M] Anyways, that's it. Open The Happy. [S] Peace out, homies.
Thanks for watching Open The Happy! (Happy upbeat music)