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Detective Gavin.
Timo, what's new?
Nothin' so far.
What about
the two sisters we pulled out?
They know anything?
Probably,
but they're scared.
A couple runaways
hooked on crack.
The last thing they want
to do is talk to a cop.
- Where are they?
- Tommy
Brother, I'd do anything
to help you out, but I just--
Yeah? Then do it.
Listen, I gotta know
how that fire
got started, okay?
Not for me.
For Billy.
The two girls,
they're living in another
abandoned building in Harlem.
What's the address?
Do not do anything stupid,
Tommy.
Now, you got a pen?
Great.
Everybody except Tommy.
Where's the probie?
- Silletti!
- Get in here.
Come on.
Sorry, I was taking a leak.
Yeah, you are a leak.
All right,
guys, look,
I wanted to get you together
because we have a situation
that's arised-- arose--
it's pretty important.
- It's "arisen," chief.
- Shut up.
- Is he right?
- Amazingly, yes.
How?
I've been banging this chick--
plays a lot of Scrabble.
Hey, did you know that q-a-t
is a word?
- Shut up.
- I swear.
- I said shut up.
- All right.
Look, after we lost
Billy, the boroughs tell me
that they're gonna send
a transfer down here soon,
and it's happening.
*** ***.
What's going on?
We're gettin' a dame.
What?
What is this, some kind of joke?
Are you serious?
We can't have a chick
around here.
No way, chief.
No *** way!
Over my dead body.
It just come straight
from the mayor's office.
They want to make four part-time
girls firefighters as of now.
We're gonna get this broad
by the next set of tours.
It's not gonna work,
okay?
I mean, having a woman
in the firehouse,
i-i-it's destructive.
I-i-it's disruptive.
I mean, look, we got
a dynamic going on here.
- You can't mess with that.
- Calm down, Kenny.
Don't tell me
to calm down, okay?
It's not even about having
a woman in the firehouse.
It's about the fact that
they can't pass the physical.
- Right.
- It's about the fact
that the bean counters downtown
lower their standards
so they can fill
their *** *** quota.
Yeah, like they
give a ***.
We're the ones
that are gonna wind up
catching the second alarm
on one of these broads.
She's gonna break a nail,
freak out,
and we'll wind up
dead, chief.
All right, look, jeez,
calm down, huh?
Settle down here.
Hey, chief, you got any idea
who it's gonna be?
Well, you know,
there are four choices,
and I got
a funny feelin'
you guys are not gonna
appreciate any of them.
Oh, try us.
Well, the first one's
a black midget.
I'm sorry, what?
Well, she's not actually
a midget,
but she just barely
met the height requirement,
and she's black.
Oh, that's great.
So we can lift her up
when she's gotta use
the sink.
That's beautiful.
Who's number two?
A gigantic
Norwegian chick.
I'm told she's just shy
of 6'5", a big one.
Who's bachelorette
number three?
Some ***.
Yeah, they're probably
all ***.
No, no, there's no "probably"
about this one.
I've seen a picture,
and she's more of a man
than I'll ever be.
Now, the fourth choice--
I don't want
to know, okay?
They want to send us a dame,
send us a dame.
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna freeze her *** out.
The second she walks
in that door
- Yeah.
- ice, totally.
She's not gonna last
two days.
- Ice.
- Ooh
Yes, ice.
ALARM
Hey.
Hey!
Hey!
Remember me?
You a cop?
No, a fireman.
Pulled you out of that building
a couple nights ago.
What fire?
Don't talk to him, G.
We lost a good man in that fire.
So? Go find him.
- ***.
- Police!
Yeah, call for the cops!
That's what they love.
They love little crybaby
crackheads.
Let me tell you about the man
you killed in that fire, ***.
I swear, it was Jacob.
Who's Jacob?
We needed a place
and he took us
where he was staying.
He took me
in the corner and
he said that I had
to go down on him,
so I fought him.
I grabbed a candle
and his shirt
caught on fire.
Everything just burned.
We tried to stop it.
It was Jacob's fault.
Where is he?
Where is he?
I don't know.
All right.
I got 80 bucks here.
Tell me
how I can find him.
There's this place
two blocks up,
this side of the street,
two, three doors in,
big orange "H"
on one of the windows.
He's there now?
He's not there now.
He goes out during the day.
Tonight.
He'll be there tonight.
What does he look like?
He's got this afro,
and he's always wearing
sunglasses.
- Thanks.
- Hey!
What about the money?
Hey, ***!
Whoo!
Good news, boys.
It's about 9,000 degrees
outside.
The paper said it could
get up to 105 by noon.
Great day to carry
up and down
You know what they need
to invent?
Shorts, bunker shorts.
There's a little problem
of your legs burnin' off.
Well, it's better
than sweating my balls off.
So your balls are
more important than your legs?
Well, you see,
you can get fake legs.
See, now, he's got a point.
Hey, Kenny,
got a tip on the game.
Oh?
Yeah, a friend of a friend
knows the physician
who's treating the starting
pitcher for Anaheim.
The guy's in severe pain.
He needs shoulder surgery
like I need
to lose 50 pounds.
You know what?
We could both lose
a few pounds, pal.
Tell me about it.
I'm just comin' off
that cabbage soup diet.
Cabbage soup?
Yeah, you eat nothin'
but cabbage soup
for a month.
You *** so much,
you could fit in a shoebox.
How much you lose?
I didn't lose anything.
I gained four pounds.
Anyway, this guy doesn't want
to go on the D.
L.
because he'll be
a free agent soon.
I'm bettin' the farm on it.
You want in?
No, thanks, chief,
I don't have the spare cash now.
Kenny, this is a mortal lock.
The last mortal lock you gave me
cost me 100 bones.
That was based
on bad information.
This is the real deal.
Good luck.
Suit yourself.
Son of a ***.
Agh!
Yeah, you better run.
*** it.
Ah.
Great.
Just great.
Pain in the ***.
Yeah?
Oh.
Whew.
Oh, thank you
for coming over.
It's that thing down in the
basement, the central air thing?
I went down there,
and it's hot to the touch.
Yeah, you know what?
It's an old unit.
Probably gonna have to
replace it.
With what money?
Ah
I am just saying I don't have
the money right now.
So what you're really saying
is I don't give you
enough money.
No, that is not what I said.
That is exactly
what you're saying.
I'm not in the mood for this.
Oh, yeah, and I am?
I have to pick up
Conner and Katy,
and I've had to deal
with your older daughter today.
What's going on with her?
She wants to bring
her special friend over here.
Her girlfriend?
I will not refer to that person
as her girlfriend.
Okay, they were caught
making out together at school.
That would make her
pretty much the girlfriend.
Whatever.
It is not happening in my house.
Look, I'm not exactly doin'
a jig over here
because she's turned into
a ***.
Tom, she is not a lesbian!
She has a girlfriend!
She is 15 years old.
She's only had one boyfriend.
When she's had to deal
with five or six guys,
then I can see her going gay.
All I'm saying is
I'm not judging her, all right?
You actually want her
to be a lesbian.
- What?
- Then you you don't have
to worry about her
having sex with a boy.
Tom, it has probably
already happened.
Oh, ***.
When was the first time
that you had sex?
- What does that have to do--?
- What was her name?
- Patty Brennan.
- How old were you?
- Fourteen.
- And?
Completely different story.
How?
Completely different story.
Patty Brennan was-was--
First of all, her parents
fought like cats and dogs,
they got divorced,
they split up,
so she basically came
from a broken home,
her father was an alcoholic,
and she was sleeping with me
to get back at him.
Oh.
Hi.
Hey.
Am I in the wrong--
Hey, babe!
- Hi.
- How are you?
This is my daughter,
Nicole,
who just showed up
at my door an hour ago,
telling me
she needs
a place to stay
for a week.
I told you
a month ago.
You said you might be
coming to New York
and you might need
a place to stay.
I told you this week,
and I know Dad
left you a message.
I don't listen
to your father's messages.
Whenever I hear his voice
on my machine,
I hit the erase button.
You know that.
You are such
a *** ***.
Do you, uh, want a soda?
is
ready, and now delivers
Why don't you stand in front
of the entire television?
It's not like I'm trying
to watch the game
or anything.
This cabinet's
packed to the gills.
Can't you do that one of
the 14 hours I'm not here?
Maybe if you cleaned it out
one of the 14 times I asked you,
I wouldn't
have to do it.
Just move your fat ***, huh?
Excuse me?
I love you, sweetie,
but move.
it's four to nothing,
Anaheim,
as we go
to the eighth.
Oh, Christ!
- Hey.
- Hey.
What are you doing here?
Fixing the air for your mom.
Where you going in that outfit?
To Jennifer's.
I wanted to invite her
over here tonight,
but Mom's totally freaking out.
You know what?
If you want
to invite her over,
just invite her
over to my place.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- That would be okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
I'm happy
that you're happy, okay?
I don't have hang-ups
like certain other people.
Thanks, Daddy.
You're welcome.
I love you.
Hey, here.
Why don't you
take Jennifer out
for a burger tonight?
You're the best.
See you.
Yes, I am the best.
Hello?
Kenny?
This is Sondra,
Billy's wife--
ex-wife.
Oh, hi.
What can I do
for you?
Who is it?
It's Billy's widow.
Oh, my God.
That poor thing.
It's about the poem
- that you read at the service.
- Yeah?
Well, someone told me
you wrote it,
and I just wanted to say
I thought it was moving.
Oh, really?
Oh, thanks a lot.
And I'd like to hear
some more of it.
Well, uh
you know,
if you wanted to, I could
I could e-mail you some more.
Yeah, yeah.
That would be wonderful.
What's your address?
Hey.
Where's my mom?
Um, she went to sleep.
Shh.
Good night.
Night.
- Hey, Tommy, good news.
- What?
The black midget's out.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
Apparently, a couple
of the guys from her house
stuffed her into a garbage can,
took her for a roll.
She's filing a multi-million
dollar lawsuit against the city.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
Now we don't have to raise
all the shelves up higher.
Looks like we're down
to the gigantic Norwegian
and the other two chicks.
Really? Hey, let me
ask you something.
Know anything
about these things?
What?
- Pregnancy test things?
- No, not really.
I think one of my girlfriends
used one once, why?
Because I'm trying
to figure out
if the pink means pregnant
or not pregnant.
No, I can't
tell you, man.
I remember holding a stick
and her peeing on my hand.
She couldn't hold
the stick herself?
Ah, she said
she got nervous.
I think she was into
those golden shower things.
Really?
Why do you say that?
We were fooling around
in the shower one time,
and she peed on me.
You let a chick *** on you?
She said it was an accident.
- Where?
- On my leg.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You *** on her?
- You're *** right I did.
- She like it?
- She loved it.
- Where?
- Kind of all over.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Hey.
What are you doing with that?
None of your business.
Hey, kid, you know
what pink means?
Sure.
Pink means you're pregnant.
Thanks, man.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
Oh, Jesus, it's so hot,
I can hardly see straight.
I could go for a cold beer
right about now.
Yeah, I'm in.
Nah.
I gotta get home.
Paula's makin' a casserole.
Yeah, well, nobody asked you,
but okay.
You still bangin'
that old broad?
How's that going?
Good.
I mean,
her apartment's great,
but her daughter's
staying with us,
- and I think she wants me.
- What makes you think that?
She told me.
Wow.
Mother-daughter combo.
That's hot, huh?
I wouldn't pass that up.
No way, man.
I can't risk it.
I got no other place to stay.
Yeah, well, if you find yourself
in a tight spot,
don't be afraid
to call for backup.
Hey, girls.
Hey, Dad.
- You must be Jennifer.
- Hi, Mr.
Gavin.
- Nice to meet you.
- How are you?
What's goin' on?
Nothin' much.
Dad, it smells like
dog poop in here.
Really?
I hadn't noticed.
We're just gonna grab
a couple of sodas
and watch TV,
if that's okay.
That's fine.
Is that a pregnancy test?
Yeah, actually, it is.
What's going on?
Well, I was about to ask you
the same question.
What?
I found this
over at your mother's house.
It's not mine.
You sure?
Dad, I couldn't
be pregnant.
I've never had sex.
I mean
that kind of sex.
What about
the Murphy kid?
Never.
Did you see him again
after the accident?
I'm not gonna be pissed off.
I just want to know the truth.
I saw him one time
after the accident,
and that's all,
and there was
no sex involved,
not even a kiss.
You saw him
after the accident?
It was, like,
for two seconds, though.
It was nothing.
Well, I asked you
if you saw him.
It didn't
mean anything.
I just didn't want you
to get mad.
God, Coll, if I wanted to hear
lies and ***,
I'd be going out with a guy.
Hey, watch
your language.
Jennifer!
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks a lot.
Hey, don't blame me, okay?
You can't have
successful relationships
when you go around
lying to people like that.
Oh!
It's true.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, this is J.
R.
Give me a thousand
on New York tonight.
- Can't do it.
- What do you mean?
You gotta pay
for the last shipment first.
Huh? Wha-- Are you guys
pullin' my puddin'?
What are you talkin' about?
You went over your limit.
You have to pay by Friday.
Let me talk to Salvio.
Is he there?
Hey, no names.
By Friday, the full amount.
Hey! Hey!
Rat ***.
Grab me a bottle?
Yeah, of course.
Where's your mom?
In bed.
So you're just hangin' out?
There's no A.
C.
in my room.
It's like a sauna in there.
You can sleep with your mom
if you want.
I can crash on the couch.
Let me ask you something.
What are you doing with my mom?
Well, she's cool, you know?
I mean
Mike
Mm?
Do you think I'm hot?
Yeah.
Of course.
I
am so ***.
Listen, Nicole,
me and your mom are together.
I-I can't
fool around with you.
It's not right.
Then don't fool around with me.
I'll just fool around with you.
No
No.
It-i-i-i-it
This is a really bad,
wrong idea.
Nicole, you shouldn't-- Oh!
Your mom's right next door.
What if s-s-she-- Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Colleen here?
Yeah,
she's upstairs.
She doesn't want
to talk to you.
Okay, I don't know
what happened,
but in her words,
we both suck now.
Really?
Mm.
So what
did happen?
You know what?
On second thought,
I don't want to know.
Want to talk about this?
What are you doing
going through my trash?
I was throwing something away
and I saw it.
You have no right
to go through my trash!
Let me tell you something, okay?
I asked Colleen about it.
She doesn't know anything
about it.
It's mine, all right?
I am pregnant.
Are you happy?
You know what?
Just get out, Tommy.
Just get out!
- Get out!
- Hey, hey, hey!
I screwed up with
my birth control, all right?
Well, is it mine?
And that's all
that you're worried about, huh?
No, it's not all--
It's 50-50.
You like those odds?
Yeah.
Those odds are fine.
What--?
What--?
Jeannie,
there was a cigar box
in the cabinet.
What did you
do with it?
I never touched it.
It was in there
two days ago.
That's your cabinet.
You cleaned it out!
No, I didn't.
You found
the money, hmm?
You took it and you spent it.
Is that what happened?
What money?
Where is it?
Honey, I never
went in your cabinet.
That's my money!
I never told you about it
because, quite honestly,
it's none of your business!
Now, I need that money.
Where the hell is it?
Seriously, Jerry, I don't know
what you're talking about.
- Where's the *** money?
- Why are you doing this?
Come here! Come here!
I want to show you
something!
- You're hurting me!
- Come in here! Come here.
Just come here,
come here and tell me,
did you clean out
this cabinet?
No!
Jeannie, you've known me
for 32 years.
Have I ever done anything
this organized, huh?
I guess
maybe
I guess I did tidy up in there.
Maybe I threw
some things out.
You threw out
my money.
Jeannie,
you threw my money out.
Jesus!
Yeah?
Hey, cowboy.
Want to come over
and get a little?
Tommy?
Uh
Look, it's, um
Come on.
Damian just left for work.
We could use every room
in the house.
I-I just--
I can't right now.
What do you mean? Since when--
Little ***.
Morning, chief.
Hey,
good morning, Kenny.
Hey, uh, Kenny.
You got a minute?
Yeah.
I'm in a bind.
Oh, don't tell me.
The mortal lock the other night.
Yeah.
My bookies cut me off here.
They want to get paid
by Friday.
How much?
- Five large.
- Ah, jeez.
I'm stuck, Kenny.
Look, if I could help you,
I would, chief.
Hey, these goons,
they play hardball,
you know?
They threatened me.
Anything? I mean,
a couple hundred bucks?
I'm busted till payday.
I mean, can't you ask around?
Maybe one of the other guys
got something lying around?
I can't ask the guys,
Kenny.
You got something
you could hock?
Something worth
that kind of cabbage?
I got my old man's watch.
It was his old man's.
I mean, if I did it,
I'd feel like I was ***
on the family history.
I don't know what
to tell you, chief.
Forget it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't even mention
I said anything.
You're a powerful man
there, Garrity.
Hey, there's my hero.
What's new
in mother-daughter land?
Oh, guys,
it's totally screwed up.
I had sex
with the daughter.
What? Get out.
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
Well, oral sex.
Oh, well, contrary
to popular opinion,
that does count as sex.
Congratulations, stud.
Thanks.
I feel kind of guilty,
you know?
I mean, I've cheated on Paula
a couple of times,
but this
is different.
Who was better?
The mom or the daughter?
Well, Paula was better
technically,
but the daughter, Nicole,
she was really into it.
I think I have to leave the room
for a few minutes.
Yeah, you know,
that's the difference
between older
and younger chicks--
the older ones,
they know what they're doing,
they've been through it a lot,
it's mechanical.
The younger ones
are not as good,
but they still have
that *** enthusiasm.
Be nice to get a little of both.
Wow, yeah.
Yeah, well, you can.
Really?
Yeah.
Young moms.
That's the age
you get the perfect blend.
Ooh.
26, huh?
Yeah, it's the sweet spot.
Hello?
Is this the great author
speaking?
Yeah.
I read
some of the poems
that you sent me.
You're so talented.
Who is that? Is that Glenda?
I'm waitin' on a call, honey.
No, it's, uh, P.
B.
A.
They want a donation.
Well, hang up the phone, then.
I'm waitin' on a call here.
Hang up already,
Kenny!
Sorry about that.
I was thinking, um,
maybe we could
get together.
Really?
Um
Yeah, I don't know.
Are you busy?
Uh no, look,
Sondra, um,
two things:
number one is
I'm married,
okay?
Um
number two is,
there's this kind of
unofficial thing about,
you know, seeing widows.
I might be a widow,
but, as you know,
I hated Billy.
Right.
So
are we gonna
get together or not?
Kenny, would you
get off the phone already?
What, am I talkin'
to a moron?
Please!
Hey.
I'm going out
***.
You know what? That's a good
name for you, isn't it?
You like that, right?
Okay, "***" it is.
Let me tell you something else,
you eat one more hockey jersey,
and you're gonna have
two ***, ***,
the one God gave you and the new
one I'm gonna rip for you.
Ahem.
Yeah?
Hey, son.
Hey, Dad.
What's going on?
Well, I thought
you might like
to know I'm back home
with your mother.
Really?
It's okay?
Well, it's been
and she hasn't said
word one to me.
It's *** heaven.
I am a little worried
about Teddy, though.
I may have killed him
by overdosing him,
so if you could just
swing by there--
It's been three days, Dad.
If he's dead, he's dead.
Bad news travels fast.
I think we would've heard.
Not much we can do.
So what made you
decide to go back home?
Well,
I did the math,
and the way
I figured it,
i-i-i-if I stayed with Teddy,
with the partying and ***,
I could be dead
inside of two years,
but if I stay with your mother,
I could last another 10.
Ultimately, it has to do
with the Red Sox.
Now, I can't see them
winning the World Series
in the next two years,
but in the next 10?
Ah-hah.
And there you have it.
Go figure.
See you soon.
Bye.
Oh.
Sorry.
Did I wake you?
I've been waiting for you.
Come sit.
Come here.
Look
Nicole, we can't
get into this again.
It's not right.
You thought
it was right last night.
No, I-I made a mistake.
A mistake?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Good.
Yeah, it's a mistake
to deceive people.
Yeah, that's right.
Exactly.
That's why I think
we should tell my mom.
What?
Just to get it out there
in the open,
so there's no tension
between us.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Let's not do that.
I'll talk to her.
No, please.
Then get
on your knees.
What?
I did something
for you last night.
Now it's your turn
to do something for me.
Or I could just
tell my mom.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's a good boy.
Like, this line
right here--
"Life is like
a carousel
with the brass ring
just out of reach.
"
Yeah, that's one
of my favorite lines.
It's like you went
into my soul
and you just knew
exactly how I felt.
Sondra--
I'm sorry.
No, look.
I mean, you're
an attractive woman.
It's just that I'm married.
I mean, nothing
can come of it.
You don't have to go.
I do, though.
I really do.
Hey.
Hi.
I, uh, I've been thinking
and, uh
I think we should have the kid.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think--
I think--
I don't know.
This might just be
some kind of a sign,
you know?
A sign?
Yeah, I think that maybe
we should raise the kid
together,
that we should
be back together.
I mean, instead of
thinking of it as a negative,
I'm thinking
maybe it's a positive.
I don't know.
I got to put some more thought
into this.
All right.
Uh, anyways, I'm here.
Whatever you want to do.
Roger ain't,
but I am.
So, you know,
if you want to talk,
just let me know.
Okay?
Okay.
Good night.
Hey, got a call from a Larry
O'Hearn over at 68 Ladder.
Seems they got, in his words,
"a nine-foot-tall Swedish chick"
assigned to their house.
You don't suppose
there are two of them?
You know what that means?
We're getting the ***.
We're getting
the queen of ***.
Or should I say,
the king?
It doesn't matter.
I talked to all the guys.
As soon as she shows up,
she's frozen out.
Talkin' about completely.
Hey, chief,
somebody called for you.
Yeah? Who was it?
He didn't leave a name.
He just said to remind you
that tomorrow's Friday.
Duh.
She forced you to give her head?
Yeah.
It's gotten
way out of hand, Franco.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, I know exactly
what you should do.
You do?
Yeah.
Give me your keys
and let me be you tonight.
Engine.
Ladder.
Battalion.
It's a gas leak, all right.
Take a walk upstairs, boys.
Tommy, check the caller.
He called from 3-C.
Franco, check down in there.
Knock on some doors, all right?
And don't light up.
Hello?
In here.
Ma'am, look,
we have a report of a gas leak.
I have to ask you
to go down to the lobby.
I can't leave my father.
Well, where is he?
Here!
Help me get this down.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
Hey, uh, chief?
They found the leak's source.
It's in the basement.
Franco.
Take this lady down
into the lobby, all right?
I'm gonna open up
some windows
and ventilate
this place.
All right.
Don't hurt
my father!
I'm being careful,
ma'am.
You got the door?
I got it.
Hey.
What's up?
Where's Garrity?
He was in the bunkroom
two seconds ago.
I told him
to get out here.
He probably got lost
on the way.
- ***.
- Hey.
Hey, man, get out here.
You know that chick?
She shows up tomorrow.
Forget
about that, okay?
I found the guy
who started the fire
that killed Billy.
- No ***?
- I swear to God.
- You serious?
- Dead serious.
Well, let's go
kick his ***.
Yeah.
You got your van?
- Let's go.
- Let's do it.
Hey, this room's taken
unless you want
to share your stash.
Jesus!
***.
Whoa.
Hey, guys, look.
I don't want any trouble,
so if you want the room, I'll--
Sit down.
You start that warehouse fire
last week, ***?
No, man.
I was lucky--
We lost a brother
in there, ***.
Man, I didn't
do ***!
But you were there, right?
Yeah, I was there,
but it was the girls, man.
Aw!
You made that little girl
blow you,
then she set your shirt
on fire, right?
Yeah, she tried to fry me,
so why don't you go blame
that little ***?
Shut your mouth!
Guys, give me a couple minutes
alone with him.
Tommy,
what are you gonna do?
Just gonna talk to him.
You better start
prayin', ***.
What are you doin'?
Close that door.
Hey, ***.
What are you doin'?
What's it look like I'm doin'?
You're crazy.
That's right.
I'm crazy.
Good and crazy.
You're gonna feel
what Billy felt.
Okay, ***?
See you in hell.
Hey.
Hey!
Hey!
Tommy, what are you doin'?
Teachin' him a lesson.
Come on.
This is crazy.
No, man,
I'm telling you
something, man.
I saw Billy.
He was right in front of me.
Now he's gone,
and this scumbag
is back in another crack house,
getting high?
No, it's not right.
I'm sorry!
This is justice, okay?
God's not gonna
take care of it?
I will.
Come on, man!
Come on! I didn't mean it!
I'm sorry!
Yeah, how's
it feel, scumbag, huh?
Tommy, that's enough.
I'll be back.
Tommy, let go of the door.
Get off of me, man!
Hot enough for you, huh?
***!
Tommy, let him out.
Shut up, Franco.
It was just candles!
It was just candles!
I was drunk and high!
I was just drunk and high.
It was just candles!
Oh, *** it.
Tommy
***.
Hey, coming through, guys.
You all right?
Hey, guys, the fire's out.
This might have been
a mistake.
Excuse me, ma'am?
- Yes?
- Hi.
I was here yesterday.
I'm a fireman.
Oh, yes.
You helped me
with my father's portrait.
Thank you.
Well, you're welcome.
Listen, in all the confusion,
we knocked a couple of things
over, and, uh
I found this.
Oh, bless you.
I thought
I'd never see it again.
Uh, and, uh,
also, this cash.
Oh, no.
You keep it.
I don't want the money.
I just wanted my ring back.
You're an angel.
Ah, here.
I'm not.
I'm not.
- Thank you.
- All right.
Jesus, kid, what's the deal?
How long you gonna be
stayin' here?
Until I find
a new place.
If you guys hear
of any real cheap
studio apartments,
let me know.
Trouble in paradise,
junior?
Yeah, he got caught bangin'
his girlfriend's daughter.
What?
You know, I can't
believe this kid.
He gets asked
to do three-ways,
he's got a mother-daughter
combo platter goin' on.
You know, I never thought
I'd say this, but when I die,
I'd like to come back
as your ***.
First cool day in a week.
You know what that means?
That means
the Mets are gonna win.
- I'm gonna bet a dime on 'em tonight.
- A dime?
That's a lot of cake.
Feelin' lucky.
What are you doin'
betting again?
I thought you had
cash problems.
I took care of it.
How?
The old man's watch.
It didn't keep good time anyway.
Oh, Lou, I almost forgot.
Some chick named Sondra called?
I don't know
any Sondra.
Wasn't that Billy's wife's name?
It was his ex-wife.
Billy, we hardly knew ya.
- Yeah, Billy.
- Billy.
Billy.
Hey, guys.
Is Chief Reilly here?
Yeah.
Can I help you?
I'm Laura Miles.
I've been transferred
to your house.
Ice.
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
Oh.
Very adult.
Really appreciate that.
Well, well, well,
let the games begin.
You know what?
Two weeks,
she's gone.
Look, I got a better idea.
I've been thinking about it.
You guys still give her
the ice, okay?
But I'm gonna be nice to her
for, like, a month,
and lull her into
a false sense of security,
and then when
she least suspects it, bam,
I come down on her, shatter her.
Jesus, Tommy.
It's a good idea.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah,
that is a good idea.
But I should be the one
who's nice to her
- What?
- because she was checkin' me out.
She was lookin' at me first.
I should be the nice guy.
Look, I thought
of it first.
I got shotgun.
- Hey, look--
- My idea.
What are you waitin' for,
gloom-boy?
Might as well.
Ay-ay-ay.
Good news.
What?
The test was wrong.
I got my period.
No baby.
That was never gonna
make things right.
After everything
that has happened between us,
to somehow think
that a new baby would--
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pipe dream.
I got you.
I'm sorry.
Hey, foxy.
Hey.
Damian home?
No, he's sleeping over
at a friend's.
Why?
Tommy?
All right,
I'm coming over
in five minutes.
Really?
You like that?
Yeah.
But I have very specific
conditions, okay?
Like?
Like six-inch stiletto heels
and that black leather skirt
I saw you wear once.
Yeah?
No ***.
Oh, my God.
Black lace bra
tall whiskey,
and a very cold beer.
All right.
And when I get there,
you do whatever
I tell you to do.
All right.
I'm all yours.
Sheil?
Hey.
Good girl.
Thank you.
Hello.
So, ahem.
What do you want
me to do first?
First?
Mm-hmm.
I want you to dance.
Okay.