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hello my lovelies. Let the awkwardness begin. Okay! So a while ago I told you that I would
rewrite part of your world from little mermaid about twitter crushes because I think they're
ridiculous but they're also fun and also a bad idea but anyway not the point. So I wrote
this song like 10 minutes ago thought I'd share it with you guys so hopefully you find
it funny even though I can't sing for my life at least it should get a small chuckle out
of you at some point in time. Now that I'm done being awkward I guess this can commence.
That's still awkward isn't it? Hahahaha I've been trying to do this with a back track and
it's not working for me so I'm gonna go it a capella which makes it worse for you but
I hope you enjoy it. Okay. Look at this boy. Isn't he sweet? Wouldn't you say he makes
my timeline complete. Wouldn't you say he's the boy, the boy that I've been waiting for?
Look at this quote. So wise and so bold! How many wonders can one gentleman hold? Looking
at my requirements you'd think, he's got everything.He's got tweets and mentions aplenty. He's got
picslips and scriptures galore. Direct messages? We've had plenty. But who cares? No big deal.
I want more. I want to be his twitter wifey. I wanna be. I wanna be in his bio. Always
mentioning him on,..What do you call it? Oh right. MCM. Favorites and RTs wont get you
too far. Ask.fm is required for stalking. Anonymously being a.. what's that word again?
Oh... creep. Ask where they live. Ask who they are. Ask where they stand with almighty
God. Twitter crushing. Wish I could be. Part of his world! God bless America! Alright so!
I hope you laughed at some point whether it was at my atrocious singing or at my brilliant
lyricism. I should cut this off before it gets too bad...