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>> BRIE: We have to call the
Psych people about the
costumes.
Yes, this is Brie and Nikki
Bella, the Bella Twins, and I'm
calling 'cause I know they want
to go for costumes with us.
Nikki and I got this great
opportunity to make a guest
appearance on the USA show
Psych.
We are starting to get
opportunity in kind of that
mainstream TV world.
This is honestly, like, a dream
come true.
Um, we're both five-six.
Chest, um, Brie is a 34B,
and Nikki is...
>> NIKKI: 34D.
>> BRIE: I wear, like, a 25, 26
in jeans, and then Nikki's a
28.
>> NIKKI: Eight.
>> BRIE: I, like, say zero, two.
>> NIKKI: I'm a smaller four.
>> BRIE: She said she's a
smaller four.
Brie is 123.
Nikki, how much do you weigh?
(chuckles)
>> NIKKI: 130.
>> BRIE: Really?
>> NIKKI: Yeah.
>> BRIE: You weigh 130?
>> NIKKI: 135.
(chuckles)
F. you.
>> BRIE: Okay, thank you so
much, Curtis.
Bye.
>> NIKKI: Dude, you make me feel
fat.
>> BRIE: You get, like, this
weird face.
>> NIKKI: You get weird faces,
by the way.
>> BRIE: Really?
>> NIKKI: I can only imagine how
your *** face is.
>> BRIE: Very hot.
>> NIKKI: Yeah, right.
>> BRIE: Ew, you probably get
that really nasty Fuji face.
>> NIKKI: Yeah, mm-hmm.
>> BRIE: Sick.
>> SINGERS: ♪ Ain't gonna stop
me now ♪
(bell dings)
>> NIKKI: I love being hated.
>> ARIANE: You have to work the
face, you have to work the
camera.
>> TRINITY: She'll talk the
talk, but I'll walk the walk.
>> NATTIE: If this job was easy,
everybody would do it.
>> EVA MARIE: Oh, I'm bringing
the "A" game.
>> JO-JO: And that's how you
do it.
>> SINGERS: ♪ On top of
the world. ♪
>> NIKKI: We still haven't
finished naming them.
At least we got a few.
>> JOHN: That one's you.
That one's me.
>> NIKKI: Me and you.
>> JOHN: The (bleep) face.
And the big (bleep).
>> NIKKI: Where's big (bleep)?
>> JOHN: The one right in the
back of the tank right there.
The one that looks like (bleep),
but he's bigger.
>> NIKKI: Is that his same big
(bleep)?
>> JOHN: Yeah.
>> NIKKI: Today is the day that
I'm moving in with John, and I
am so excited.
I'm kind of nervous, too,
because when I was at my house,
packing all my boxes, I was
just, like, am I packing too
many boxes, but I need all this
stuff.
I wish there was a book on,
like, how to move in with a guy,
because I'd read it.
(doorbell rings)
>> MOVER: I got some boxes for
you.
>> JOHN: I believe this is
yours.
>> NIKKI: Oh, is it my boxes?
>> MOVER: Yes.
>> NIKKI: Oh, yay.
>> MOVER: Uh, just need your
initials here, here and a
signature there.
>> NIKKI: Okay.
I've never lived with a guy
before, ever, so this is a
really big step for me, but I'm
just excited to share a home
with him, his bed with him, just
knowing that I get to see him
more.
I just feel like such a queen
right now.
I'm just... beyond happy.
>> MOVER: And where can I put
them for you?
>> NIKKI: Here or in the
dressing room?
>> JOHN: How many boxes?
>> MOVER: I think there's 26.
>> JOHN: Okay.
Dressing room it is, yay.
All right.
>> NIKKI: John.
>> JOHN: That's fine.
>> NIKKI: What do you want me to
do, leave them outside and
get dressed outside?
>> JOHN: No.
>> NIKKI: Don't make me feel
weird.
>> JOHN: No, you went all in in
the box thing, though, right?
>> NIKKI: Well, it's clothes and
shoes and purses and jewelry.
>> JOHN: Okay.
>> NIKKI: What, do you want me
to walk around here naked?
>> JOHN: Yes, I do.
>> NIKKI: All my boxes are here,
and John kind of looks, not
worried, but, like,
shocked.
(buzzing)
(groans)
>> JOHN: Nicole, I know I was a
little bit overbearing.
You pack your toothbrush?
Your toothbrush has a bunch of
speeds on it and looks like a
massager.
>> NIKKI: It won't turn off.
>> JOHN: Holy (bleep).
>> NIKKI: Sorry, I'm...
>> JOHN: Whoa.
>> NIKKI: I mean, I did live
alone in San Diego, so my
friends, they have kept me
company for quite a long time.
So I had to bring them along for
the ride, if you know what I
mean.
I don't even know.
I can't even talk
about this...
>> JOHN: Yeah, that goes in
there, those are yours.
Who knows?
I'm just saying I'm here for you
to help you, that's all.
>> NIKKI: Okay.
>> JOHN: Okay.
>> NIKKI: Thanks.
>> DENNIS: Hey, you guys are
doing great.
>> BRIE: Yeah, how are you?
>> DENNIS: You had a great night
last night, you're rocking it.
>> BRIE: Thank you.
>> DENNIS: Hey, uh, stay in
touch.
>> NIKKI: Actually, speaking of
this one, um, you know he's had
that big thing on his elbow?
>> BRIE: Yeah.
>> NIKKI: He thought maybe,
like, he had to get bone chips
removed.
Well, when he got his MRI and
it came back, he tore his
tricep.
>> BRIE: What?
>> NIKKI: He's getting surgery
first thing tomorrow.
He's, like, out for six months.
>> BRIE: Six months?
>> NIKKI: No TV, nothing.
John will be gone.
>> BRIE: Holy (bleep), I have
goose bumps.
It just made my eyes, like,
watery.
>> NIKKI: I'm going with him
tonight to Pensacola to go get
surgery.
That means I'm not flying to
Vancouver with you tomorrow.
>> BRIE: Dude, Nicole, if tables
were reversed, you'd be so
(bleep) mad at me.
>> NIKKI: My focus right now is
with John, but when it comes to
work, I am always professional.
I could definitely pull off
going to John's surgery and
making the Psych shoot.
>> BRIE: If you miss the Psych
thing, you're not only affecting
yourself, you're affecting me.
>> NIKKI: Give him a kiss.
>> BRIE: Fine.
Just because he tore his tricep
while he was wrestling.
>> NIKKI: Ew, I can't believe
you're giving my boyfriend a
kiss. What are you doing?
>> BRIE: Ew, you just asked me
to. You're so weird.
(applause)
>> ANNOUNCER: Welcome,
everybody, to Monday Night Raw.
>> NIKKI: Good luck, you guys.
>> BRIE: Yes, good luck, girls.
Kill it!
Get that fire.
(bell dinging)
>> ANNOUNCER: This is a Divas
tag team matchup.
(indistinct talking)
Introducing from Planet Funk,
Cameron and Naomi,
The Funkadactyls.
>> EVA MARIE: I know in my heart
that this is what I want to do.
This is where I want to be.
Being a Diva is so important to
me that I will go to any length
just to make the company happy.
(bell dinging)
>> ANNOUNCER: Look at this!
AJ and Layla wasted little time.
***!
>> ANNOUNCER: Naomi rolls down
on Layla here.
Funkadactyls win!
(bell dinging)
(applause)
>> EVA MARIE: Congratulations on
the win.
>> ARIANE: Thank you.
>> TRINITY: Yay!
>> NATTIE: I can't wait till we
have another match.
Like, we had our match, which
not gonna even get into it, but
you know I can't wait...
>> TRINITY: Just make sure you
wear your diaper next time.
>> NATTIE: Stop!
>> JO-JO: Oh, my God.
>> NATTIE: Girl, bye.
>> ARIANE: Oh, damn.
>> MARK: Wow, look at this.
>> EVA MARIE: Mark!
>> MARK: We match.
>> NATTIE: You do match us.
>> MARK: Yeah, finally we match.
Ms. Eva Marie?
>> EVA MARIE: Yes?
>> MARK: Would you like to do
some live in-ring announcing
during Raw next week?
>> TRINITY: I hear that.
>> NATTIE: As a Diva in the WWE,
they like to throw all sorts of
things at you, because sometimes
you'll be better at something
than something else.
So they'll let you be a ring
announcer, they'll let you be a
backstage interviewer, they'll
let you be a commentator.
Eva hasn't really proven
herself.
She thinks that she is the cat's
meow, and really, I mean, she's
just a kitten digging around in
the litter box.
>> MARK: So, congratulations.
Here's another thing we're
throwing at you.
You'll be a ring announcer next
week live on Monday Night Raw.
Okay?
Here's your audition.
You want to be in WWE, here
comes Nattie; introduce her.
I want to see... give me a test
run, okay? Go.
>> EVA MARIE: Can't I just...
>> MARK: No. Go.
>> EVA MARIE: I've never...
>> MARK: Go.
>> EVA MARIE: Now coming to the
ring is the beautiful Natalya.
>> MARK: Okay.
Without any facts about where
she's from or anything else,
we'll take it.
It's serious time, okay?
>> EVA MARIE: Yeah.
>> MARK: You need to bring
your A-game.
You need to deliver your A-game.
We cannot have any mistakes.
This is live TV, okay?
>> EVA MARIE: Ring announcing is
no joke.
I mean, you have to memorize the
entire roster, you need to know
their weights, their hometowns,
their opponents.
>> NATTIE: You only have one
chance to make a first
impression.
The WWE fans, they're the most
passionate, loyal fans in the
world, but if you screw up, they
will not forgive you.
>> ARIANE: You better work.
But you better work.
Okay, I'm done.
(laughter)
♪ ♪
(applause)
>> NIKKI: Tonight is the night
when John's giving the big
announcement about his surgery
and about how long he'll be
gone.
>> JOHN: This is the first time
I'm publicly saying this, but
two weeks ago, WWE Medical told
me that this giant ball of fluid
on my elbow was a result of a
torn tricep.
I cannot put off my surgery any
longer.
Tonight I leave for the next
four to six months to try to get
myself healthy.
Last night, I was defeated by a
better man in a clean fight.
I want to introduce to you a man
who most certainly has earned my
respect.
Daniel Bryan.
(applause)
>> BRIE: I am so proud of Bryan.
He is now one of the top guys.
>> ANNOUNCER: WWE Champion!
>> BRIE: And to see how far he's
come, I want to cry, because I'm
so happy for him.
I want to laugh because this is
amazing.
This is something he's always
dreamed about.
Hey.
>> BRYAN: Hey.
>> BRIE: What are you up to?
>> BRYAN: Uh, waiting for you.
>> BRIE: Oh.
Oh.
>> BRYAN: Oh!
>> BRIE: I know, I'm sorry.
(groaning)
I always get it...
>> MARK: Hey, Bryan,
congratulations.
What a performance on
SummerSlam.
>> BRYAN: Thank you very much.
>> MARK: How you doing today?
>> BRIE: Oh, Mark, I'm good.
Thank you.
>> MARK: Okay, so, you know
John's injured.
We've got some huge media days
coming up that we had committed
WWE for, specifically John, but
we're gonna replace with you.
It's gonna be a lot more time on
the road than we expected.
>> BRYAN: And I can handle that.
That's... yeah.
>> MARK: I know you can.
>> BRIE: Bryan's life's about
to change and start to get
really busy, and it makes me so
happy, because I know this is
what he wants.
Okay, go get ready for your...
Oh! You didn't...
I'm gonna get you.
>> BRYAN: No, you won't.
>> NIKKI: How do you feel?
>> JOHN: That was a really cool
moment to be a part of.
Now the world is birthed to
Daniel Bryan, as they call him.
>> NIKKI: That's true.
>> JOHN: Like, what a cool
thing, you know?
>> NIKKI: Are you really...
You doing okay?
>> JOHN: Um, yeah.
Yeah, but, uh...
I'm not getting any younger.
I'm going through a
major surgery.
All that's hitting me right now.
>> NIKKI: John and I are on our
way to Pensacola to get his
surgery on his elbow, and I just
see him kind of getting
emotional.
>> JOHN: I was doing what I
love, and now no mas for six
months.
>> NIKKI: You know, being an
athlete, going through something
like this could be career
ending.
>> JOHN: So...
I have a *** on my elbow.
Fun. It's fun.
It looks like a sack.
>> NIKKI: ***'s the sack?
I thought *** was the skin
in between the (bleep) and the
***.
>> JOHN: Medical term for that
area, aka the space between, is
the perineum.
>> NIKKI: But the ***.
>> JOHN: I feel as if public
education has failed you.
(chuckles)
>> JOHN: This one right here?
>> NIKKI: Today John is getting
surgery.
I'm gonna make sure everything
is okay, and I have to head to
Psych, so I'm gonna take the
last flight out to Vancouver.
>> DOCTOR: No problem with your
eyes, ears, nose, throat, other
than your shiner?
>> JOHN: Other... yes.
>> DOCTOR: Okay.
>> JOHN: Everything okay?
>> ANDREWS: We're good, good.
>> JOHN: Yeah.
>> ANDREWS: Just waiting on the
word.
Let us know when you start
feeling good.
>> JOHN: You got it.
>> DOCTOR: Ready?
I'll take good care of him.
>> NIKKI: Love you.
Thanks.
(machines beeping)
>> ROB: Look at the size of that
thing.
>> NIKKI: I hate seeing that.
>> DOCTOR: I have a ten blade
for you.
>> ROB: That might be part of
the bursa, maybe.
>> NIKKI: They're cutting that
sack out.
>> ROB: Whatever it is, they're
cutting it out.
(indistinct conversations)
(gasps)
>> NIKKI: Oh, my God.
>> DOCTOR: Wipe Dr. Andrews'
face please.
>> NIKKI: Oh, my God, it's
literally all over his face.
Why do I see blood squirting
everywhere?
Is there something wrong?
>> DOCTOR: I need a straight
pull-sucker, please.
New blade.
>> ANDREWS: Okay, hit the
curtains.
>> NIKKI: If something went bad,
they'd tell us, right?
(screaming)
>> ARIANE: Roll down the window!
Seriously, stop!
>> TRINITY: Why would you do
that foolishness in the car?
That is so rude.
>> EVA MARIE: The following
match is set for one...
>> MARK: Contest.
>> EVA MARIE: With Raw now only
a couple days away, I'm
seriously panicking.
Is there any way I can cheat?
>> MARK: No.
>> JOHN: If you really do want
to stay, like, if you really do
want to live here, um, I need
you to sign something for me.
>> NIKKI: I see that has my name
on it.
(indistinct conversations)
(gasps)
>> NIKKI: Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, why did they just
close the curtain?
How is all this blood squirting
everywhere and then they close
the curtains?
If something went bad, they'd
tell us, right?
>> DOCTOR: Hey, um, Sharon, I
need you to wipe this off.
>> ROB: Look at the light.
>> NIKKI: Oh, my gosh.
>> DOCTOR: And wipe Dr. Andrews'
face please.
>> NIKKI: That doctor's face is
covered in blood.
The surgery is over, and it was
a success.
How long did they say they were
going to let him rest?
>> ANDREWS: Don't let him do
this for about ten days.
Make sure that thing heals
properly.
>> ROB: That's the hardest thing
is holding him back, rather than
pushing him.
>> ANDREWS: Yeah, all right,
well, good.
Y'all settle down here.
We'll get him ready to go in
just a little bit.
>> NIKKI: Okay.
>> JOHN: Yay.
>> NIKKI: How are you feeling?
>> JOHN: Right now, wonderful.
>> NIKKI: Oh.
>> JOHN: put lip gloss on my
lips.
>> DOCTOR: He's cute.
You were right.
>> JOHN: Everything go okay?
>> DOCTOR: Yes.
You thirsty?
>> JOHN: Not so bad.
I remember last time, I was so
thirsty.
I'm not bad this time.
>> DOCTOR: Good. Yeah, he's a
tough guy.
He tells me, "Don't give me
anything."
I'm going to also give you
pictures.
>> JOHN: Oh, good, those
look beautiful.
>> DOCTOR: And Dr. Andrews will
call tomorrow.
(groans, laughter)
>> ROB: Doesn't that look like
your grandmother's leg, if you
hold it like that?
>> NIKKI: You're such a dork.
>> EVA MARIE: Hey, girl.
How are you?
>> ALICIA: I'm good.
How are you?
>> EVA MARIE: I'm, like,
stressing out because I'm
announcing live Raw.
>> ALICIA: No way.
(laughter)
Whoa.
>> EVA MARIE: I know.
>> ALICIA: A couple years ago, I
almost got my butt fired, like,
'cause I was doing a lot of "Um,
um, like..."
>> EVA MARIE: Shut up.
>> ALICIA: Are you sure you want
to do this?
>> EVA MARIE: This opportunity
is so exciting, but so
nerve-racking because I already
screwed up when I so-called
winged it with Fandango, and I
almost got fired.
>> WOMAN: You embarrassed the
company.
This is not okay.
>> EVA MARIE: The last thing I
want to do is fail and say that
I can do something when I
clearly can't.
>> ALICIA: Okay, pop quiz.
Mark Henry's weight.
>> EVA MARIE: Oh, my God.
I do not know.
>> ALICIA: I don't know, girl.
Praying.
I believe in you.
>> EVA MARIE: Yes, wish me luck.
>> ALICIA: Good luck.
I can't believe you're
announcing.
I'm sorry.
>> EVA MARIE: I know, I know.
>> ALICIA: That's, like, Mission
Impossible, girl.
>> EVA MARIE: It is.
>> BRIE: Hi!
>> BLAKE BANBURY: Hello.
>> BRIE: How are you?
>> BLAKE: Good, Brie.
>> BRIE: I'm so excited for
today.
>> BLAKE: Yes, so are we.
>> BRIE: I'm here in Vancouver
for the Psych shoot.
The Bella Twins are really
starting to get a lot of, like,
TV deals, movies.
We're just getting a lot of
opportunity in kind of that
mainstream world.
>> NIKKI: Hi.
>> BRIE: And the best part about
it is I get to do it with Nikki.
>> NIKKI: I had to leave John.
He's literally sitting there in
a wheelchair.
>> BRIE: It's fine though.
You're gonna be back there
tomorrow.
>> NIKKI: I got to give him
sponge baths.
>> BRIE: Nicole, he just got out
of surgery, so be careful.
>> NIKKI: Well, he can't use his
hands so he'll need some help.
>> BRIE: You're nasty.
Our role is kind of like half
zombie vampire and half Bella
Twin.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
>> NIKKI: How are you?
>> DULE HILL: Good to see you.
>> NIKKI: Good to see you, too.
>> DULE: Yeah?
Pleasure y'all are here, man.
>> NIKKI: Thank you, yeah.
Thanks for having us.
We're excited.
>> DULE: We'll catch up in a
second, all right?
>> NIKKI: Okay, see you.
>> DULE: All right, welcome.
Cool.
>> NIKKI: Thanks.
I kind of have a secret thing
for vampires and zombies.
And now I get to be one, so I'm
ready to get done up, get on
set, and act like a crazy girl.
Do we have to do our other...
our cute side?
>> PHOTOGRAPHER: Ready?
>> MAN: Let's look at you.
>> BRIE: No one would want to go
home with us.
(man laughs)
>> ARIANE: Get it, girl.
>> TRINITY: ♪ ***
Gig-gig-olo... ♪
>> ARIANE: Say what?
>> TRINITY: ♪ ***
Gig-gig-olo. ♪
>> ARIANE: ♪ My hands up high
My feet down low
And this is the way I ***. ♪
>> JON: *** this.
(Jon farts)
>> TRINITY: Did you just fart?
>> JON: *** that.
>> ARIANE: Ew!
>> TRINITY: Why would you do
that foolishness in the car...?
>> ARIANE: It really smells.
>> JON: It's a Suburban.
Look at all this room, it's all
right, and it's hot outside.
>> TRINITY: I mean, can you at
least unlock the window?
That is so rude.
>> ARIANE: Yeah, come on, please
unlock the window?
>> JON: Nah, y'all talking about
you want to do
♪ ***, gig-gig-olo. ♪
>> ARIANE: Seriously, Jon, like,
that's not even normal.
It smells like something went up
your ***... and died.
>> TRINITY: Like, everyone
farts, that's life, it happens.
>> JON: It don't smell that bad.
>> TRINITY: But this fart, it
fills the entire atmosphere.
Turn over!
Could spray some in your ***.
>> JON: All right, last one
because it's really hurting my
stomach.
>> ARIANE: No, come on, Jon, for
real.
>> JON: Oh, oh, feel... all
right, now I'm good.
(both screaming)
>> ARIANE: I literally just died
right now.
>> EVA: Hi, Mark.
>> MARK: Hello, Eva.
So...
>> EVA: I'm freaking out.
I know I kind of messed up in
the past, and I don't want to
mess up this at all, so...
With Raw now only a couple of
days away, I'm seriously
panicking because I don't know
if I could retain all this
information in that short of a
time.
>> MARK: How about try one of
the Superstars, one of the guys?
>> EVA: Okay, I'll do... okay.
The following match is set for
one...
>> MARK: Contest.
>> EVA: The following contest is
set for one fall, coming to the
ring is Randy Orton from Los
Angeles, California.
>> MARK: Time-out.
Randy Orton is not from Los
Angeles, California.
He's from St. Louis, Missouri.
Your facts are so important,
they're huge.
He's been on this roster for
probably ten, 11, 12 years.
If you don't know he's from St.
Louis, you think he's from L.A.,
we might have to go in a
different direction here.
>> EVA: Is there any way I can
cheat?
>> MARK: No.
>> EVA: Like, put...
>> MARK: No.
>> EVA: Can I write on my hand?
>> MARK: No.
>> EVA: I need to nail this.
I'm thinking I can just write
everybody's name down on an
index card, walk out there,
boom.
>> MARK: That makes me nervous
when you talk about writing on
your arm or-or index cards.
This is WWE.
That doesn't happen here.
>> JOHN: I've had some time to
think about things, and, uh...
>> NIKKI: I just want to leave
and get out of here because I
just feel so embarrassed.
(crying): Yeah, just need to go
think.
>> DREW MCINTYRE: What happened
out there?
That's all I want to know.
>> EVA: It was my first time
going out there.
>> JINDER MAHAL: If you want to
work here, I suggest you know
everybody on the roster's name.
>> NIKKI: Hey.
>> JOHN: Hooray, finally made
it.
(both moaning)
>> NIKKI: So, I'm home from
Vancouver, and even all
gimped-out, I'm really excited
to see my man.
How's your arm?
>> JOHN: It's starting to hurt a
little bit, but still okay.
>> NIKKI: I saw inside your
elbow.
>> JOHN: I heard it was pretty
gross.
>> NIKKI: It was, like, a hose
of blood.
It was insane.
>> JOHN: I skeet, skeet, skeet
all on them surgeons.
(Nikki laughs)
>> NIKKI: You just drenched on
them.
>> JOHN: Well, there's a lot of
junk in there.
How's Brian doing?
>> NIKKI: Really good.
He's on cloud nine.
Brie said he was just so happy
after SummerSlam.
He loved the match you guys had.
He's feeling good about himself.
>> JOHN: Good.
>> NIKKI: But I think, uh,
Brie's all of sudden getting a
little reality check.
I mean, he's always been super
busy.
>> JOHN: Uh, no, I know exactly
what you mean.
>> NIKKI: But, you know, the
appearances during the week.
>> JOHN: His life is about to
change, yes.
>> NIKKI: Yeah, and you know
Brie-- she's the boss.
Well, there's a new boss in
town.
(Nikki chuckles)
You look really cute.
(kissing)
I missed you.
>> JOHN: I did miss you, too.
>> NIKKI: Mmm, mmm.
One thing that Dr. Andrews was
adamant about-- John has to be
very, very careful and not sweat
or get wet.
>> JOHN: I'm trying to be...
>> NIKKI: Not stirred?
>> JOHN: ...disciplinarian here,
and you're not helping at all.
>> NIKKI: Ten days with no sex?
That's not okay in my book.
(sighs)
I need a shower.
You can watch it.
>> JOHN: I did miss you.
>> JON: What's up, baby?
>> TRINITY: Hey!
>> JON: What up, girl?
Look at you, looking like a bag
of Skittles.
(Trinity laughs)
Oh, taste the rainbow.
Let me taste it.
>> TRINITY: You all right?
>> JON: Huh?
Yeah, think I hurt my foot.
>> TRINITY: Babe, is that blood
on your toe?
>> JON: I think... Nah, it's
ketchup.
It be all right.
I just hit it, that's all.
>> TRINITY: Your toenail is
black and gray and green and
red.
And you think that's normal?
That's a sign that something is
wrong.
You need to have your-your stuff
checked out.
This is bothering me because Dad
is the same way.
He doesn't like to go to the
doctor.
My dad is 55 years old...
Jon hates going to doctors.
He could be sick or have a
illness and not even know about
it.
I don't want Jon to wind up like
my dad because my dad doesn't
like going to the doctor either.
Look at your toes!
>> JON: I'm gonna clean this up
right.
Can't listen to you talking
about my toe being rotten.
>> TRINITY: You rotting from the
inside out.
(Jon winces)
Look at that!
That is disgusting!
>> JON: Come on, baby, you...
>> TRINITY: Don't put that on
me!
If I don't make Jon get his toe
taken care of, I'm afraid
eventually it's gonna fall off.
You ready for round two?
>> JON: There's no damn round
two, hold on.
>> TRINITY: You still got blood
all over you.
>> JON: If you get a round two,
I'm coming right here with this.
See this?
Bam! Right in the damn bathtub.
I'm telling you.
>> BRIE: Bryan?
>> BRYAN: Yeah?
>> BRIE: Let's CrossFit today.
I'm only doing an hour.
>> BRYAN: Okay.
>> BRIE: Are you doing two
hours?
>> BRYAN: I'm just gonna do
Olympic lifting, and then I need
to be packing.
>> BRIE: Do you need me to help
you plan your outfits?
>> BRYAN: Yeah.
>> BRIE: Josie?
(blows kisses)
What are you doing?
>> BRYAN: He we are now.
So I'm on the road one, two,
three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, 13 days.
>> BRIE: Bryan and I are
becoming WWE's new power couple.
So we're going to all these
events, walking these red
carpets, and it's literally like
we're the ones being showcased.
It's surreal.
>> BRYAN: Okay, so 13 days.
That's what I need to pack for.
>> BRIE: Our lives are just
gonna be busy.
The off days that we have
together are now gone.
But, you know, I'm learning to
deal with that.
I always get, like nervous
to go do CrossFit.
>> BRYAN: I'm gonna have Gail
really work out your legs hard.
>> BRIE: Why?
>> BRYAN: 'Cause you haven't
shown up in a while.
I told her, "Work Brie
to the bone."
(laughs)
Like Josie. See how Josie's
training?
>> BRIE: Josie's actually
ripped.
>> BRYAN (laughs): Josie is
ripped.
>> BRIE: What if I work on
my guillotine?
Does that hurt?
>> BRYAN: No.
>> BRIE: Like that?
>> BRYAN: No. You still got
it wrong.
(Bryan laughs)
>> BRIE: You're a jerk!
Oh, yeah, but...
>> BRYAN: Josie... (grunts)
>> BRIE: Okay! Ooh, I might
injure my...
(Bryan laughs)
>> AUDIENCE: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
>> EVA MARIE: Oh, man.
Today's the day.
I'm about to go out there and
announce to millions of people
across the world.
Is this where I get into
gorilla?
>> JON: No, girl.
>> EVA MARIE: Where is it?
>> JON: It's down there, fool.
>> EVA MARIE: Oh, God!
(woman mock sobs)
I'm feeling so anxious, so
nervous, but this is live TV.
It's, like, don't (bleep) up.
Am I gonna be sitting out
there with you?
>> ROBERTS: I'll be there.
I can't help you a lot, so if
you get lost...
>> EVA MARIE: Okay, all right.
>> ROBERTS: Any other questions?
>> EVA MARIE: Pray.
>> ROBERTS: You gonna be
all right?
>> EVA MARIE: Pray, pray, pray.
>> ROBERTS: Good luck.
>> NATTIE: Eva, tell me who
you're announcing.
>> EVA MARIE: Um, Drew McIntyre,
Heath Slater, Ginger Mahal
and...
>> NATTIE: Jinder Mahal.
>> EVA MARIE: Jinder Mahal.
>> NATTIE: I'm just glad that
Steph's not here.
>> EVA MARIE: Damn, Nattie!
(sighs) I'm, like, are you
kidding me?
I can't even pronounce these
three dudes' names.
Maybe cheating is kind of a good
idea at this point.
>> NATTIE: You've gone over it,
you've done your homework, you
talked to Justin, you were at a
rehearsal, so what are you
worried about?
>> EVA MARIE: Yeah. But it's,
like, a little confusing.
>> NATTIE: When it comes to ring
announcing, nobody's asking you
to do a moonsault into
the crowd.
All you have to do is remember
a few lines.
>> EVA MARIE: I want to cheat
so bad.
>> NATTIE: Eva, get it together.
Eva, good luck.
>> EVA MARIE: Thank you.
>> NATTIE: She's a hot mess.
>> EVA MARIE: The Usos!
>> NATTIE: Let's see if she has
her cheat sheet.
>> EVA MARIE: And their
opponents...
I'm in the middle
of the ring...
and I freeze.
>> ANNOUNCER: Ooh, Jimmy Uso
coming up gimpy.
>> TRINITY: Ooh.
(audience cheering)
>> ANNOUNCER: Welcome to
Monday Night Raw.
>> JO-JO: Oh, so cute.
>> NATTIE: Oh, so cute.
Nicole, love that.
>> NIKKI: I'm gonna go to Brie
and, like, act like I'm doing
something.
>> JO-JO: Oh, guys!
>> NATTIE (gasps): I get
goosebumps listening to this.
>> JEY: Always say Us!
>> NATTIE: Now say Us!
>> BOTH: Us!
>> NATTIE: Us!
>> BOTH: Us!
♪ ♪
>> NIKKI: Oh, is this Eva?
>> JO-JO: Yeah.
>> NATTIE: Let's see if she
has her cheat sheet.
(bell rings)
>> EVA MARIE: The following is a
six-man tag team match with a
combined weight of 479 pounds,
Jimmy and Jey Uso!
>> NATTIE: It's not the voice
you really want to hear
on the mike, but...
(man laughs)
>> EVA MARIE: Joining them...
from Capetown, South Africa,
weighing 213 pounds,
(warbles): Justin Gabriel!
>> NIKKI: I'm gonna leave
on that note.
>> ♪ Got a three-man band! ♪
>> EVA MARIE: And their
opponent, Drew McIntyre,
Heath Slater...
I'm in the middle of the ring,
my mind totally goes blank...
and I freeze.
>> NATTIE: Did she do it?
>> JO-JO: I think she did.
And I think she forgot
Jinder Mahal.
>> SANDRA: She did.
>> NATTIE: Did she?
>> SANDRA: Yeah, I didn't
hear Jinder.
>> NATTIE: I hate to say this,
but this is starting to become
a trend for Eva.
Under pressure, coal needs
to turn into a diamond.
Eva turned into a big lump
of (bleep).
(bell rings)
>> ANNOUNCER 1: The athletic
ability of the Usos...
>> ANNOUNCER 2: I've always said
the Usos are pure athletes here
at WWE.
The explosiveness
of Jimmy Uso... Ooh!
>> ARIANE: So, what, is there,
like, something going on with,
like, Jon's, like...?
>> TRINITY: He has this, this,
like, dead toenail that he's had
for years that got messed up
during football, but it has,
like a, like a, like a fungus on
it, and... yuck.
>> ARIANE: Ew! I hope you don't
suck on his toes, girl.
(both laugh)
Okay, that's... Okay,
for real, though.
>> TRINITY: I'm mad 'cause I
want him to just take the whole
thing off.
>> ARIANE: Girl, that sounds
like a lot.
>> TRINITY: But it wouldn't be a
lot if he'd take care
of his toe.
(audience cheers, bell rings)
>> ANNOUNCER: Jimmy Uso, yeah,
it looks like an ankle or a toe
might be bothering him.
>> MAN: There's some upset
talent, especially a gentleman
you forgot his name for, 'cause
he's, like, "What, I'm not good
enough to get my name called.
>> EVA MARIE: I kind of froze
it being my first time.
>> MAN: Okay, I understand that.
>> EVA MARIE: But on the flip
side...
>> MAN: Okay.
>> EVA MARIE: ...I didn't cheat.
It was a honest mistake.
It was my first time ever
doing something like this.
I'm definitely feeling like,
"Man, can I catch a break?"
>> TRINITY: I see Jon limping.
I already know that it's
his toe.
>> JON: My foot's killing me.
It just burns. (groans)
>> TRINITY: Uh!
>> JEY: Damn!
Ooh, ooh! Damn, dude.
Your toe look like a red apple
you buy at the fairground.
>> MAN: It might need stitches
or something, man.
>> TRINITY: It don't need
no stitches.
This is exactly why I wanted Jon
to go to the doctor.
I don't know what he's afraid
of, but I know with me, if there
was something wrong with me,
I'd rather know before I fall
over dead somewhere.
>> JEY: Your nail went all
the way down, dude?
>> JON: Yeah, dawg.
>> TRINITY: Well, had you taken
care of it ahead of time, you
wouldn't be in this predicament
right now.
>> MAN: I'll get the trainer
for you, man.
>> HEATH: Thanks for the match,
though, dawg.
>> JON: Okay. Look at my
toe, Trin.
>> TRINITY: You just need to
take care of that toe.
It's on you.
>> EVA MARIE: I'm, like, shaking
in my boots because this is
no joke.
I got an opportunity,
and I failed.
Now it's, like, oh, my God.
I have to go talk to 3MB.
Hi, you guys.
>> DREW: Just what happened
out there?
That's all I want to know.
>> EVA MARIE: It was my first
time going out there, and I
totally, like, as soon as
you guys...
>> JINDER: Did you know my name?
>> EVA MARIE: Ginger Mahal.
>> DREW: Did she say Ginger?
>> DOCTOR: There definitely is a
fungus that can spread
to other people.
>> TRINITY: Mm-mm!
>> JON: Oh!
>> TRINITY: Oh, hell no!
Babe, if I got that (bleep)
on my toes...
>> JON: It ain't from me.
>> NIKKI: John... I'm going
to nurse John back to health.
Is this the kind of nurse
you'd want? (chuckles)
>> EVA MARIE: Hi, you guys.
>> DREW: Just what happened
out there?
That's all I want to know.
>> EVA MARIE: It was my first
time going out there, and I
totally, like, as soon as
you guys...
>> JINDER: Did you know my name?
>> EVA MARIE: Ginger Mahal.
>> HEATH: Did she say Ginger?
>> DREW: No, let her explain.
Let her. See what she's got
to say.
>> EVA MARIE: As soon as you
were coming to the stage, I just
kind of just, like, froze.
100%, Jinder has every right
to be upset with me.
He's a WWE Superstar.
I mean, that's what we live for,
to hear our names get called,
especially on live TV.
I am so sorry.
Like, it literally was
a major...
>> DREW: It only makes us...
>> JINDER: As a piece of advice:
if you want to work here, just
show respect to people who have
been here longer than you,
I suggest you know everybody
on the roster's name.
Just show 'em the respect.
>> EVA MARIE: I do.
>> JINDER: Okay, it's okay.
>> HEATH: Hey, they're
kinda mad...
>> EVA MARIE: I mean, obviously,
I have work to do, but I went
out there, I didn't manipulate
anybody or try to take
a shortcut.
And I'm feeling really good
because I chose not to cheat.
It was more me being nervous.
>> HEATH: Exactly.
>> EVA MARIE: Like, I know
his name.
>> HEATH: We're all nervous.
We all get nervous sometimes,
you know?
But I mean, you're new here,
it's new to you.
In the future, just know
everyone's name, know what's
going on.
Just get yourself together.
>> EVA MARIE: But I didn't
cheat.
♪ ♪
>> NIKKI: John?
Is this the kind of nurse you'd
want?
Want to take care of my patient.
John's next six months are all
about getting better.
I am going to nurse John back to
health.
Do you like it?
(giggles)
Now I need to take care of you
and check your heart.
>> JOHN: Uh...
My heart's on.
>> NIKKI: Oh my God, you finally
have a heartbeat.
(giggles)
♪ ♪
>> JON: All right.
>> TRINITY: Ready?
>> JON: Hell no, but let's go do
it.
>> TRINITY: Ready to make me
happy?
Come on, little nugget.
Finally, Jon is going to the
doctor to get his toe checked
out.
>> JON: Thank you very much.
>> TRINITY: He's uncomfortable
and doesn't want to be there...
>> JON: Feel like you're just
signing your life away.
>> TRINITY: ...but I'm sorry,
this stank toe, it's gotta go.
>> RUNYON: There definitely is a
fungus.
What I'm gonna do today is cut
it back as far as we can.
>> JON: Like, cut it off?
>> TRINITY: Yes!
>> RUNYON: It's gonna burn.
>> TRINITY: It'll all be over
soon.
>> RUNYON: All right, just bear
with me, here.
♪ ♪
Is that tender?
>> JON: Yes.
You sure you ain't got enough
anesthetic on there, Doc?
You can dump the whole bottle on
me, I like that.
>> RUNYON: I'll-I'll put a
little more on, if you want me
to.
>> JON: You enjoying this?
>> TRINITY: So, slowly it'll get
better?
>> RUNYON: After you start
taking the medicine, in a couple
of weeks you notice that it
doesn't have the infection in
it, doesn't have the fungus in
it.
>> TRINITY: I think most men
have a problem with going to the
doctor, but I'm just concerned
about the men in my family being
in good health.
I don't know why he's let this
toenail get so bad, but Jon is
gonna thank me and love me when
this is all said and done.
Oh, thank you, Lord, it's gone.
>> RUNYON: Another reason why
this is important to treat is
that it can spread to other
people.
>> TRINITY: Mm-mm!
>> JON: Oh!
>> TRINITY: Oh, hell, no.
>> JON: Sometimes when we lay,
she just likes to put her feet
on mine.
Then she can catch it?
>> RUNYON: Exactly.
>> TRINITY: Oh, my God.
Babe, if I got that (bleep) in
my toes...
>> JON: It ain't from me.
>> TRINITY: You better hope my
toe's okay.
>> JOHN: There's no right way to
say this.
Just don't take it the wrong
way, um...
>> NIKKI: And I have 40 hours to
vacate the home.
>> JOHN: Kind of needs to be
done.
>> NIKKI: I just am in such
shock.
You could've just said it as I
was shipping my boxes across the
country.
I feel like there's no future
for John and I.
♪ ♪
>> TRINITY: Babe, if I got that
(bleep) in my toes...
>> JON: It ain't from me.
>> TRINITY : You better hope my
toe's okay.
Hey, Doc, can you take a quick
look at my toes before we leave?
>> RUNYON: Sure.
>> TRINITY: Just to make sure I
don't have any...
>> RUNYON: Absolutely.
Absolutely.
>> TRINITY: ...ooglie-googlies
going up on my toes?
I'm gonna be mad as hell if I
get that stank fungus on my toe.
Straight up.
>> RUNYON: Do you put any nail
hardening compounds on there?
>> TRINITY: Nope.
Just like that naturally.
>> RUNYON: They're just like
this naturally, okay.
>> JON: Big turtle shell
toenails.
>> RUNYON: All right.
Mm-hmm.
It looks like you do have a
problem with your big toe, here.
The debris is a little fungus.
>> TRINITY: No!
>> JON: Well, that's not from
me, right?
>> TRINITY: Yes.
Your fungus got on my big toe.
This-this-this... this is just
out of control.
This fungus is real.
>> NURSE: This is your topical.
You can use it twice a day.
You can still get pedicures,
it'll go through the nail
polish.
>> TRINITY: Oh!
>> NURSE: This is your topical,
twice a day, as well.
>> JON: Take care of your feet,
Trinity.
>> TRINITY: I... take care of my
feet, you take care of your
stank feet.
>> BRIE: Josie, we're gonna call
Daddy in FaceTime.
>> BRYAN: Herro.
>> BRIE: Hey!
(gasps) Josie, look who it is.
Is that Daddy?
>> BRYAN: Hello.
>> BRIE: Look how sweet your
eyes look.
>> BRYAN: My eyes that are ready
to go to bed.
(laughs)
>> BRIE: Yeah.
>> BRYAN: I miss you so much.
>> BRIE: Oh...
>> BRYAN: And I miss Josie so
much.
(Josie sneezes)
>> BRIE: Oh, she sneezed on the
phone.
(Bryan laughs)
That's what you deserve for not
seeing her.
Huh, Jos?
>> BRYAN: I know.
Press conferences are more
nerve-wracking than wrestling.
And I'm running out of clean
clothes.
That's the price of the gig,
though, right?
That's just...
This is where I want to be.
>> BRIE: I know.
I just didn't think it would be
this... you gone this much.
>> BRYAN: Oh...
>> BRIE: And we work for the
same company.
How do I feel like I never get
to see you?
>> BRYAN: I know.
>> BRIE: Bryan's success right
now is really exciting.
But at the same time, like,
being away from each other...
it's just really hard.
And now I understand why Nikki
complains about John.
Even Josie... look how sad Josie
is.
♪ ♪
>> JOHN: That's more like it.
>> NIKKI: Right?
I'm on my last box.
Doesn't it look pretty?
>> JOHN: You like it?
>> NIKKI: I love it.
>> JOHN: Good.
>> NIKKI: I feel like Carrie in
Sex and the City.
(laughs)
So I'm almost finished settling
in.
This is the most amazing closet
slash dressing room I've ever
seen, and I can't believe it's
all mine.
>> JOHN: You're not freaking out
at all?
>> NIKKI: No, I mean...
I did see a snake.
>> JOHN: I know.
>> NIKKI: That was kind of
scary.
>> JOHN: If you really do want
to stay, like if you really do
want to live here...
Please don't... there's no right
way to say this.
Just don't take it the wrong
way, um...
I need you to sign something for
me.
>> NIKKI: Like what?
>> JOHN: The formal term for it
is a cohabitation agreement.
Yeah.
I had this made up for you.
Um...
>> NIKKI: Oh, I see that.
It has my name on it.
And you've signed it.
>> JOHN: Yes.
I need... it's only a one-page
letter, and I need you to sign
it three times, and I need you
to have it notarized.
>> NIKKI: I just am in such
shock.
This cohabitation agreement, it,
like, came out of nowhere, and I
just don't even know how to
feel.
I can't believe this is
happening.
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>> JOHN: I need you to sign
something for me.
The formal term for it is a
cohabitation agreement.
I have it.
Here.
>> NIKKI: Oh, wow.
>> JOHN: Yeah.
I had this made up for you.
Um...
>> NIKKI: Oh, I see that.
It has my name on it.
>> JOHN: I know.
>> NIKKI: And you've signed it.
>> JOHN: Yes.
>> NIKKI: ...as your guest...
And I have 40 hours of your
request to vacate the home.
>> JOHN: That doesn't mean I'm
going to ask you to leave.
It just means, in the event that
anything should happen...
>> NIKKI: Why didn't you give
this to me before I moved my
stuff in?
>> JOHN: I should've told you.
I didn't want to bombard you
with information, and if I had
asked you to move in and then
followed it with that... this
would have never happened.
>> NIKKI: How do you know?
>> JOHN: That's the way I think.
>> NIKKI: You could've just said
it as I was shipping my boxes
across the country.
>> JOHN: It just kind of slipped
my mind, and then...
I've had some time to think
about things, and, uh...
this is one of those things that
kind of needs to be done for all
this to happen.
♪ ♪
>> NIKKI: I just...
I just need time to think about
this.
>> JOHN: That's totally
understandable.
>> NIKKI: I feel like I'm
signing something for a hotel.
I just want to leave and get out
of here, because I just feel so
embarrassed and, like, foolish.
Yeah, I just need to go think.
♪ ♪
If I don't sign this agreement,
and John and I don't live
together because of that...
How does a relationship even go
on?
That kind of makes it, I think,
a little awkward and weird and
different.
I feel like if I don't sign
this, there's no future for John
and I.
(tires squeal)
♪ ♪
(sniffs)
>> ANNOUNCER: Here we go!
>> NATTIE: Next week on Total
Divas...
>> BRIE: If you constantly
sacrifice my feelings...
>> BRYAN: When I have to do
something, I have to do
something.
I just don't think...
>> BRIE: Well, you have to also
make sure that your
relationship's all right.
>> NATTIE: Eva is a shyster.
I don't trust her.
How the (bleep) do you think
that feels?
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie is losing
her (bleep) mind.
Crazy!
>> BRIE: What the (bleep)?
>> NIKKI: I just don't
understand it.
>> BRIE: Is this guy, like,
really serious about you?
>> NIKKI: I feel like if I don't
sign this, there's no future for
John and I.
>> JOHN: There's no nice way to
do this, Nicole.