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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE "REMEMBER THE
TITANS" LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY
FOR A PRE GAME REPORT.
WHAT'S COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> RUN TO THE HILLS, AMERICA.
OUR TOP STORY, APPARENTLY THE
SUPREME COURT RULED ON
SOMETHING THURSDAY.
WE WILL TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT
IT WAS.
AND PLUS APPARENTLY THE
SUPREME COURT RULED ON
SOMETHING ELSE THURSDAY, AND
WE WILL TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT
THAT WAS TOO.
AND FINALLY STORIES ABOUT CELL
PHONES AND BATH SALTS AND
RINGS.
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE
NICKS.
>> BIG, BIG NEWS.
>> I AM AS GIDDY AS A
SCHOOLGIRL.
>> I AM AS GIDDY AS A
SCHOOLBOY JIE. NOW I WISH I
HAD SAID THAT.
>> TOMORROW NIGHT IS "MAGIC
MIKE" NIGHT.
>> TEAM CHANNING OR TEAM
MATT?
>> YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY HIS
NAME.
YOU KNOW I AM TEAM MATT.
>> I AM LEANING TOWARD TEAM
CHANNING.
>> MATT WOULD BE CHILL ABOUT
THAT.
>> I FEEL LIKE I AM LETTING
HIM DOWN.
>> MATT IS ALWAYS ABOUT
SHARING THE LOVE.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> I HAVE A FEELING WE WILL
BOTH BE SATISFIED.
>> I HAVE A FEELING ARE YOU
RIGHT.
>> GO AWAY.
>>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT THE SUN WEARS
LORI ROTH MAN SCREEN.
I AM HERE WITH ANCHOR LORI
ROTHMAN.
NICE WAIVE THERE.
>> DOUBLE WAIVE.
>> WE DON'T NEED THAT.
AND IF HE WAS ROAD TRIP I
WOULD DO HIM WITH SOME
BUDDIES.
AND A MEMBER OF THE BAND THE
MELVINS.
I URGE YOU TO BUY IT.
IT IS CALLED FREAK PUKE.
THAT'S A TBR TITLE.
AND IN BRAZIL HE IS CONSIDERED
A PARTY FAVOR.
IT IS BILL SCHULZ.
AND HE IS CUTER THAT A KOALA
HUGGING A PANDA AND COVERED IN
BLOOD.
NEXT TO ME IS COLUMNIST AND
AUTHOR JEDEDIAH BILA.
AND HE HAS NO TALENT.
OUR NO, TIMES CORRESPONDENT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, PINCH.
>> TODAY THE TITLE OF THE
OP-ED SAYS, ACID TEST FOR
MARINE LIFE.
IT IS ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL
PROBLEM OF OCEAN
OCIDIFICATION.
HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE COOL AID
I MADE FOR YOU?
WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING
RIGHT NOW?
SADLY I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF HE
IS TRIPPING RIGHT NOW.
GREG?
>> ANOTHER STERLING
PERFORMANCE BY THE NEWSPAPER
PLAYER.
THE ACA LIVES ANOTHER DAY.
ON THURSDAY, THE SUPREME
COURT, THE HIGHEST COURT IN
THE LAND, LIKELY BECAUSE THEY
ARE SMOKING SOMETHING, UPHELD
NEARLY ALL OF PRESIDENT
OBAMA'S AFFORDABLE CARE ACT,
AKA, OBAMA CARE, AKA, THE RUIN
OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY I LOVE
DEARLY.
IN A 5-4 DECISION THE COURT
DEEMED THE MANDATE
CONSTITUTIONAL, BUT ONLY
BECAUSE IT FELL WITHIN
CONGRESS' AUTHORITY TO TAX,
NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A SOUND
POLICY.
SO I WONDER WAS TODAY'S
DECISION A VICTORY FOR PEOPLE
ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY WHOSE
LIVES WILL BE MORE SECURE
BECAUSE OF THIS LAW AND THE
SUPREME COURT DECISION TO
UPHOLD IT?
>> TODAY'S DECISION WAS A
VICTORY FOR PEOPLE ALL OVER
THIS COUNTRY WHOSE LIVES WILL
BE MORE SECURE BECAUSE OF THIS
LAW AND THE SUPREME COURT'S
DECISION TO UPHOLD IT.
>> HE HAS BEEN READING MY
BLOG.
FOR MORE ON THIS LANDMARK
DECISION WE HAVE GATHERED A
PANEL OF EXPERTS TO DISCUSS
THE CONSEQUENCES ON THE
ECONOMY, THE ELECTION AND
AMERICA'S HEALTH CARE SYSTEM.
PANELISTS.
>> WHEN THEY ALL SPEAK LIKE
THAT THE AT ONCE, THE PEOPLE
AT HOME HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY
ARE SAYING.
THE OUTRAGE IS PALPABLE.
JEDEDIAH, YOU SAID IN THE
GREEN ROOM, GOOD FOR OBAMA.
I WAS SHOCKED BY THAT.
>> I WAS NOT SAYING THAT.
I WAS SAYING SAYING THIS IS
THE BIGGEST DISASTER EVER,
NIGHTMARE.
>> WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
>> HE WENT THROUGH THIS WHOLE
THING SAYING THIS WAS NOT
ATTACKS.
HOW MANY TIME DID WE HEAR HIM
SAY, THIS IS NOT ATTACKS.
ONLY FOR JUSTICE ROBERTS TO
CALL IT AN ATTACK IN AN EFFORT
TO DEFEND IT AS
CONSTITUTIONAL.
IT IS ABSURD.
WE HAVE SEEN SO MUCH BACK AND
FORTH IN THIS ADMINISTRATION.
IT IS GOING TO BE A DISASTER
FOR SMALL BUSINESSES.
IT IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE
CHAOS FOR THE COUNTRY AS SOME
STATES IMPLEMENT ASPECTS OF
THESE LAWS AND OTHER STATES
WHO SUED THE OBAMA
ADMINISTRATION.
THEY WERE NOT GOING TO ENACT
THE MEDICAID PORTION.
IT IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE
CHAOS WE HAVE ON OUR HANDS.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN COVERING THE
SUPREME COURT FOR DECADES
NOW.
WERE YOU SURPRISED BY THIS
DECISION?
>> THE ONLY QUESTION I HAD WAS
WILL I KNOW BE ABLE TO GO TO
ELVIS' DR. NICK WHEN THEY ARE
DONE?
>> I AM CURIOUS.
IN A BAND DO YOU HAVE HEALTH
CARE?
>> WELL, WE CARE ABOUT A LOT
OF STUFF, BUT GENERALLY
SPEAKING MUSICIANS RARELY CARE
ABOUT THEIR HEALTH.
>> THAT'S PART OF THE RISK OF
BEING A ROCKER, THE ROMANCE OF
BEING A ROCKER IS NOT CARING
ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
>> WE DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANYTHING.
>> NO, YOU DON'T.
IF YOU HAD INSURANCE WOULD
YOUR PREMIUMS BE HIGHER?
>> HIGHER THAN WHAT?
>> HIGHER THAN LIKE --
>> SURE.
IF THEY REALLY CHECKED INTO
THINGS.
BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
ONE REASON I WILL NEVER GO
INTO POLITICS BECAUSE I NEVER
WANT ANYBODY DOING A
BACKGROUND CHECK.
NEVER A GOOD IDEA.
>> NO, IT IS NOT.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T DO IT
EITHER.
>> YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT IF
YOU DO.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
LORI, YOU ARE THE BUSINESS
MIND.
YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
THIS ALL DAY.
ROMNEY SAYS IT IS A JOB
KILLER.
IS HE RIGHT?
>> IT IS A TOUGH CALL I THINK
RIGHT NOW.
WHAT IT IS GOING TO DO -- I
GUESS ITS AIM IS TO INSPIRE
COMPETITION.
THEY ARE SETTING UP THE HEALTH
CARE EXCHANGES.
THEY ARE RAISING TAXES SO IT
CAN KEEP YOUR -- IF YOU HAVE
HEALTH INSURANCE, IT WILL KEEP
THE PREMIUMS WHERE THEY ARE
RIGHT NOW.
SO IT IS KIND OF A TOUGH
CALL.
ON THE OTHER SIDE THEY ARE
RAISING TAXES.
YOUR INVESTMENT TAXES ARE
GOING UP.
TANNING BED TAXES ARE GOING
UP.
BUSINESSES HAVE BEEN HOLDING
BACK SPENDING IN PREPARATION
FOR WHAT THEY WILL HAVE TO
SHELL OUT FOR HEALTH CARE.
I GUESS MY LONG WINDED ANSWER
IS, YES, I DON'T THINK YOU
WILL SEE MORE JOB CREATION.
>> PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO HIRE
MORE PEOPLE TO -- BECAUSE THEY
DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR
INSURANCE, RIGHT?
>> THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR
THEIR INSURANCE BECAUSE THEY
HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR EXISTING
EMPLOYEE INSURANCE AND THEY
DON'T HAVE THE EXTRA CASH TO
BRING IN A HAD YOU -- A NEW
EMPLOYEE TO CREATE JOBS.
>> THIS IS A TOUGH TIME TO DO
THIS DURING THE ECONOMY.
>> WE LEARNED THE FIRST
QUARTER TAB DP EXPANSION RATE
IS BELOW 2%.
WE ARE STALLING OUT.
>> WHAT SHE SAID.
>> ROMNEY GETS TO RUN AGAINST
A GUY WHO JUST ENACTED AN
ENORMOUS TAX.
THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF A GIFT
TO HIM.
IF ROMNEY CAN PLAY HIS CARDS
RIGHT, THIS IS ENORMOUS.
NO AMERICANS WANT THEIR TAXES
RAISED.
>> ARE YOU ASSUMING HE CAN
PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT.
>> A BIG IF.
>> IT IS TRUE.
ROMNEY HAS HIS OWN BAGGAGE
WITH HIS OWN HEALTH CARE PLAN,
SO HE WILL HAVE TO FINISHNESS
THAT.
BILL, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN
DOCTORS.
INSTEAD YOU RELY ON THE
HEALING POWERS OF MEN YOU
CATER TO IN THE PARK.
HOW WILL THIS AFFECT YOU, IF
AT ALL?
>> I CALL THEM SHAMANS.
I UH -- APPLAUD THIS.
I APPLAUD.
SHUTSBA.
AND I APPLAUD AMERICA WHO WILL
HAVE THIS EVEN IF ROMNEY WINS
BECAUSE EVEN IF THE
REPUBLICANS TAKE BACK THE
SENATE, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO
HAVE ENOUGH VOTES TO BLOCK THE
DEMOCRATS WHO WILL FILIBUSTER
IT.
ONCE PEOPLE GET THE AFFORDABLE
ACT, THERE WILL BE NO GOING
BACK.
THIS IS A DONE DEAL.
>> THE PROBLEM IS, IT IS NOT
AFFORDABLE.
IF YOU LOOK AT THIS -- IT WAS
NEVER ABOUT AFFORDABILITIES.
IT WAS ABOUT ACCESS.
YOU TALKED ABOUT HOW NOBODY
COULD AFFORD IT.
IT WAS ABOUT COVERING PEOPLE.
THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL COVER
THOSE PEOPLE IS BY FORCING
OTHER PEOPLE TO PAY.
THERE WILL BE A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT REPORT GOING TO PAY.
THE THING THAT GETS ME MAD IS
THERE IS NO COMPETITION
INVOLVED.
CONGRESS GETS 8 TO 10 TO
CHOOSE FROM.
>> THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU.
>> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
THEY ARE.
>> DON'T FORGET THE GOAL OF
THE COMPETITION IS TO KEEP THE
PREMIUM PRICES DOWN.
THE JURY IS OUT ON WHETHER OR
NOT THAT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO
WORK.
>> HERE IS THE THING, AT THIS
PO NIE T DOES AMERICA CARE
ABOUT THE LIMITS OF
GOVERNMENT?
ARE PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO
THIS?
LIKE BILL SAID, ONCE THIS
THING IS ENACTED WILL WAY JUST
GO, OH, WHO CARES?
>> IF YOU THINK IT IS
EXPENSIVE NOW, WAIT UNTIL IT
IS FREE.
ALSO, IS THIS GOING TO SAVE
LIVES?
IF IT IS, WHY ARE WE DOING IT?
>> I ARGUE IT DOES PRESIDENT
SAVE LIVES, BUT NOW YOU MAKE
ME THINK MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE
ARGUING FOR IT.
>> LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE.
>> THERE WILL BE RATIONING.
THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE ALL
OF THESE PEOPLE ON AT ONCE.
YOU WILL SEE EUROPE ALL OVER
AGAIN AND A LOT OF PREMATURE
DEATH WHICH IS SOMETIMES A
GOOD THING.
>> I THINK IT WILL BE BAD.
I AGREE WITH BILL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID
THAT.
I AGREE WITH BILL.
ONCE THIS IS ENACTED, ONCE
STATES PUT THIS THROUGH, IT
WILL BE HARD TO ROLL IT BACK.
AND PEOPLE GET COMPLAISANT.
THEY SAY, THIS IS LAW NOW, SO
LET'S MOVE TO THE NEXT ISSUE.
THAT DOES HAPPEN.
>> IT IS FUNNY.
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ALL OF THE
BIG GOVERNMENT YOU WANT.
IT IS THE SHORT-TERM
PLEASURE.
NOBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THE
LONG-TERM.
THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT
GREECE.
>> YOU GET TO STILL LIVE UER
YOUR PARENTS INSURANCE UNTIL
26.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
>> BUT YOUNG PEOPLE WILL BE
PAYING FOR THE OLD PEOPLE.
>> AND THAT'S THE FUND MENTAL
PROBLEM WITH THE PREEXISTING
CONDITION.
HEALTHY PEOPLE WILL BE
COVERING YOUR NEEDS, BILL.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY NEEDS.
I AM ALREADY DEAD INSIDE,
WOMAN.
>>> FROM MEDDLING TO METALS.
AFTER HEALTH CARE THEY TACKLED
HARDWARE.
ON THURLS, AN ACTUAL -- ON
THURSDAY, AN ACTUAL DAY OF THE
WEEK, THEY SHOT DOWN THE
STOLEN VALOR ACT THAT MAKES
FALSELY CLAIMING MILITARY
MEDALS FOR DECK -- DECORATION
A FEDERAL CRIME.
IT VIOLATED FIRST AMENDMENT
PROTECTIONS ON FREE SPEECH.
THE COURT WAS RESPONDING TO
THE CASE OF JAVIER ALVAREZ WHO
LIED ABOUT WINNING A MEDAL OF
HONOR.
THAT'S A FANTASTIC MUSTACHE.
HIS LAWYERS CHALLENGED THE
CONSTITUTIONALITY OF THE
DECISION.
YOU KNOW WHO IS A HERO TO ME?
>> HE CAN EAT ALL HE WANTS,
AND HE WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR
HIS FATITUDE.
ALTHOUGH SHE GLORIOUS.
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE COURT'S
DECISION?
OR DID THEY SCREW THIS ONE UP
AS WELL?
>> I AGREE WITH IT.
NOT ALL SPEECH IS GOOD
SPEECH.
AISLE A STRONG FIRST AMENDMENT
RIGHTS -- IT WAS A VERY BROAD
LAW.
THEY EVEN SAID IF WE REWRITE
THE LAW AND MAKE IT MORE
SPECIFIC PERHAPS IT CAN GO
THROUGH.
THE WAY IT WAS WRITTEN IS SO
BROAD THAT IT COVERS TOO MANY
THINGS.
>> LET'S SAY YOU HAVE AN
ATTRACTION TO PEOPLE IN-LAW
ENFORCEMENT.
>> WHICH I DO NOT.
HYPOTHETICALLY YOU ARE
ATTRACTED TO THOSE MEN IN-LAW
ENFORCEMENT AND I AM A CAPTAIN
IN THE POLICE FORCE.
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER AND
THEN TWO DAYS LATER IN A HOTEL
ROOM YOU FIND OUT I AM LYING.
>> THEN I BEAT YOU UP.
>> IS THAT FREE SPEECH?
THAT IS FRAUD.
I IMPERSONATED A POLICE
OFFICER.
>> ARE YOU CALLING THE
REPUBLICAN NOMINEE A FRAUD.
HE HAS DONE THAT MORE THAN
ONCE.
>> NO, THAT WAS A FIREMAN AND
A POLICE OFFICER, AND THOSE
ARE PRAPGS.
>> HE -- DASH PRANKS.
>> WELL HE IS DOUBLY IN
TROUBLE.
>> WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GAIN
SOMETHING FINANCIALLY OR
ROMANTICALLY OUT OF A LIE, HOW
IS THAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
>> LIKE I SAID, BUT WHEN I
LOOKED AT THE LAW IT WAS NOT
SPECIFIC.
IT WAS VERY BROAD.
I FELT LIKE IT COULD COVER TOO
MANY INSTANCES OF LYING THAT I
WASN'T COMFORTABLE WITH IT AS
I STOOD.
>> I WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO BE
UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> LET'S SAY IT IS LEGAL TO
LIE ABOUT THE MEDALS.
SHOULDN'T THEY ATTACH
SOMETHING THAT SAYS IT IS
LEGAL TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF
THOSE WHO GET MILITARY MEDALS
?
>> MORE IMPORTANTLY, DON'T
MILITARY PEOPLE GET TO GET ON
PLANES EARLIER THAN EVERYONE
ELSE?
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> IF I DRESS UP LIKE DOUGLAS
McARTHUR CAN I GET ON
FIRST?
OR SINCE THERE IS NO LAW ABOUT
LYING I CAN SAY I AM GENERAL
CUSTER.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> I WON ALL KIND OF AWARDS IN
THE CIVIL WAR.
>> AND THE THING IS WITH THE
EDUCATION SYSTEM THE WAY IT
IS, THERE WOULD BE NOBODY
QUESTIONING YOU.
>> YOU CAN'T.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> YOU WILL BE STANDING TALL
BEFORE THE MAN.
>> EXACTLY.
THAT'S A BRILLIANT POINT.
>> THE COURT IS SAYING THAT
LYING IS PROTECTED BY FREE
SPEECH.
SHOULDN'T THEY SAY YOU CAN'T
CLAIM SOMETHING LIKE A MEDAL?
THE MEDAL IS FROM THE
GOVERNMENT.
ISN'T THAT FRAUD?
>> IT IS.
THE GUY IS A LOSER FOR TRYING
TO TAKE CREDIT FOR SERVICE HE
DIDN'T DO.
HE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE MORE
SELF-RESPECT.
AND IT IS DISRESPECTFUL FOR
THOSE WHO EARNED THE MEDAL.
SAY WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I
AGREE.
THIS IS A CRAPPY THING TO DO,
BUT I JUST -- I DON'T WANT
TO -- PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY
AND DO STUPID THINGS.
I CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE WITH
SILENCING IT ALL.
CALL IT STUPID.
>> BILL, YOU OFTEN GO TO BARS
AND TELL PEOPLE YOU REMEMBER
THE KISS ARMY.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> ARE YOU CONFUSING ME WITH
ANDY.
I DON'T EVEN OWN MAKE UP.
I GO TO BARS AND TELL EVERYONE
I WANT A -- I WON A BRONZE IN
CURLING FOR THE 2002
OLYMPICS.
THE MOST COMMON RESPONSE?
THAT'S MADE FROM TIN FOIL.
THE POINT IS, IT IS A SLIPPERY
SLOPE.
IF NOT HIM, THEN ME AS A FAKE
OLYMPIAN.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
IF YOU WANT TO LIE, YOU SHOULD
BE MORE CLEVER IN YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU SAY YOU ARE A WAR HERO
THAT RAISES HACK KILLS.
WAR HEROS DON'T GENERALLY TALK
ABOUT IT.
>> WHY WOULD THEY?
>> THEY DON'T -- THEY ARE
BASICALLY -- IT IS LIKE AN
UNSPEAKABLE THING FOR THEM.
>> THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THE
MOST -- WHO HAVE ACCOMPLISHED
THE MOST ARE ALWAYS THE MOST
SOFT SPOKEN.
>> THIS IS WHY I NEVER BRING
UP THE THINGS I DO.
A LOT OF THE CHARITY WORK I DO
FOR KIDS.
THE STUFF I DO WITH INJURED
PETS.
>> IT IS TRUE.
SO MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE PLESHED
ARE HUMBLE ABOUT IT.
>> THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS I GIVE EVERY YEAR.
>> CAN I SHARE SOME ADVICE
WHEN I TOOK MY FIRST TV JOB IN
JUNEAU, ALASKA?
>> WHAT.
>> MY SAID DO NOT LET
THE RIPPED JEANS AND DIRTY
FINGERNAILS DISSUADE YOU.
THEY ARE THE FISHERMEN AND THE
LOGGERS AND THEY ARE AMONG THE
WEALTHIEST PEOPLE IN TOWN.
YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT.
>> NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A
SHOTGUN.
>> ACTUALLY WE HAD A TRIPOD
AND A BIG HUNTING RIFLE TO
PROTECT US FROM THE BEARS.
I SHOULD SHOW YOU MY GIG REAL.
IT IS HILARIOUS.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO.
YOUR GIG REAL.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF A GIGGLE
REAL?
>>> FROM FABRICATING TO FILL
PLAN DEERING, DOES THE
EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR NO LONGER
HAVE A PRAYER?
A COMPANY IS SELLING AN
ANTI-CHEATING RING THAT COULD
PUT A DENT IN ONE OF THE MAIN
CAUSES OF DIVORCE.
THE TITANIUM BAND HAS THE
WORDS "I AM MARRIED" THAT
LEAVES AN IMPRINT ON THE
WEARER.
YOU CAN PURCHASE PEACE OF MIND
FOR $550 AT THE CHEEKY.COM
WEBSITE.
FOR MORE LET'S GO TO FOX NEWS
RELATIONSHIP CORRESPONDENT,
EXHAUSTED KITTY FOR AM SIS.
FOR ANALYSIS.
>> IS THAT IN YOUR OFFICE
UPSTAIRS?
>> AND HIS CAT.
>> HE IS WORKING *** HIS
MARRIAGE, AND IT IS
EXHAUSTING.
IF YOU ARE THAT WORRIED THAT
YOUR FIANCEE IS GOING TO
STRAY, YOU SHOULDN'T PROBABLY
BE GETTING MARRIED.
>> HANDS DOWN, CORRECT.
>> OR FINGERS UP.
>> I WEAR MY WEDDING RING ALL
THE TIME, AND IT DOESN'T STOP
GUYS.
>> BEFORE THE SHOW THOUGH IT
WAS ON THETHER HAND.
>> IT IS PATHETIC.
YOU ARE JUST SHOWING HOW
DESPERATE AND LONELY YOU ARE.
>> THE WOMAN IS.
>> OR CAN A GUY WEAR IT TOO?
THE WOMAN CAN WEAR THE RING
THAT CAUSES THE IMPRINT -- I'M
SORRY.
I AM MORE TIRED THAN I USUALLY
AM.
>> ARE WE LOSING YOU
SOMEWHERE?
NO THE GUY WEARS IT.
>> ANYWAY.
>> IT IS ALMOST BETTER TO
LEAVE THE RING ON BECAUSE YOU
ARE A LITTLE MORE ATTRACTIVE.
>> INTERESTING.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED QUITE
A LONGTIME.
JEDEDIAH, IS THERE A FEMALE
EQUIVALENT TO THIS, OR IS THAT
JUST SEXIST?
>> IT IS ALSO ALL-AROUND.
I FEEL LIKE IT IS BRANDING
COWS OR SOMETHING.
>> IT IS TERRIBLE.
>> IF YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO
CHEAT, YOU HAVE TO SEE THE
SIGNS AND CUT HIM LOOSE.
YOU DON'T BRAND HIM.
>> I THINK YOU DO BRAND HIM.
>> AS A ROCK STAR YOU SEE
MARRIAGES COME AND GO LIKE
CHRIS CORNELL ALBUMS.
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD OFF THE
TOP OF MY HEAD.
>> EVERY 18 MONTHS.
>> EVERY 18 MONTHS AND EACH
ONE IS WORSE.
>> I THINK THEY SHOULD BAN ALL
MARRIAGE AND THEN THERE IS NO
SUCH THING AS CHEATING.
NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT
THOUGH.
>> MARRIAGE IS FUN.
>> DOES THAT MEAN MENS ARE THE
ONLY ONES WHO CHEAT?
>> THAT'S THE ONLY -- THAT'S
THE IMPLICATION.
>> IF YOU LOOK AT THE STEPS IT
IS MOSTLY MEN.
>> MEN ARE PIGS.
>> WHY IS THIS TURNING INTO AN
ANTI-MALE THING.
>> ANY ADVICE FOR WANNA BE
CHEATERS?
>> LOOK AT ME ANY AND ALL
PLAYAS WHO ARE INCONVENIENCED
BY THE RING.
GAIN A LOT OF WEIGHT BEFORE
THE WEDDING.
THEN WHEN YOU EXCHANGE THE
VOWS, JENNY CRAIG, 20 POUNDS
AND THAT THING IS BARELY ON
YOU AND NO I'M PRIBT.
EVERY BUSINESS TRIP IS A TRIP
OF FUN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO?
I WOULD SAY I WAS RECENTLY
WIDOWED.
>> YOU WOULD ALL OF THE
LADIES.
>> THAT'S ALL I HAVE IS
SYMPATHY.
>> I GUESS I DESERVED THAT.
>> YOU ARE AN AWFUL PERSON.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR GIG
REAL.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IS ON YOUR
GIG REAL.
>> CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW?
>> NO.
>> WE HAVE FIVE MORE BLOCKS.
>>> A STORY SO SHOCKING YOU
WOULD SAY, THAT IS SOME
PARENTS.
>> AND SHOULD TEXTING BE
ALLOWED A
>>> SHOULD THEATERS BEND TO
THOSE WHO HIT SEND?
THEY ADMIT THEY CAN BE MORE
FLEXIBLE WHEN IT COMES TO
TEENS WHO ARE TEXTABLE.
THE TOPIC AT A RECENT EVENT
WAS THE ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY
MOST CINEMAS HAVE ON CELL
PHONES.
EXPLAINS ONE IMAX BIGWIG,
QUOTE, WE WANT THEM TO PAY $12
TO $14 TO COME INTO AN
AUDITORIUM AND WATCH A MOVIE.
BUT THEY HAVE BECOME
ACCUSTOMED TO THEIR OWN
EXISTENCE.
BANNING CELL PHONE USE WOULD
MAKE THEM FEEL HANDCUFFED.
AND ANOTHER CHAIN SAID THEY
WILL MAIL OUT TEEN FRIENDLY
FARE LIKE "21 JUMP STREET" AND
THE GERMAN AT FILMS I MADE IN
THE 1980s.
WHO COULD FORGET MY SNAIL
SHOWER SCENE.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET THAT
ON BATHING SNAILS .ORG.
>> 18 AND OVER.
18 AND OVER.
>> DID YOU EVER DO THAT AS A
KID?
I FELT HORRIBLY GUILTY.
THAT'S OUR NEXT STORY WHEN WE
TALK ABOUT THE SUBURBS.
SUBURBAN KIDS WILL PUT SALT ON
SLUGS.
>> THAT WOULD BE ONE THING.
>> AND CATCH THE -- SUFFOCATE
THE LIGHTNING BUGS?
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH --
>> KILL DRIFTERS.
>> WALKING THROUGH THE PARK
LATE AT NIGHT.
LORI, TRY TO STAY AWAKE.
IS THERE AN ARANGEMENT THAT
THEATERS HAVE TO THINK OF THE
FUTURE AND THAT IS THE SMART
PHONE GENERATIONS THAT CAN'T
GET GO.
>> YOU ARE TREATING THE
SYMPTOMS AND NOT THE PROBLEM.
SHOW ME AN INTERESTING MOVIE
AND I WILL FORGET MY PHONE.
>> WHOA.
"MAGIC MIKE" OPENS TOMORROW.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT "MAGIC MIKE"
IS ABOUT?
IT IS ABOUT MALE STRIPPERS.
MATTHEW McCONAGHEY, YOU MAKE
ME SICK.
>> DID YOU SEE THAT JOE GUY?
HE WAS IN THE STUDIO.
HE IS IN IT TOO.
>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ANYMORE.
HERE IS THE THING THAT BOTHERS
ME.
THEY ARE WILLING TO SACRIFICE
THE ENJOYME OF THE TRUE FILM
CUSTOMER FORGETTING NEW RUDE
CUSTOMERS.
>> SOME OF US DON'T LIKE
CHILDREN.
THEY CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE THEM
TEXTING.
IFT I WAS UP TO ME I WOULDN'T
ALLOW ANYONE IN THE THEATER
UNDER THE AGE OF 25.
>> DO YOU EVER GET BOTHERED BY
THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU?
>> ALL OF THE TIME.
THAT'S WHY I LIKE THE FRONT
ROW.
NICE AND TALL.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
YOU WOULD THINK THEY WERE ONLY
LOOKING AT YOUNG DEMO CRAP
LIKE "21 JUMP STREET."
>> I THINK KIDS ARE ADDICTED.
EVEN IF YOU PUT A GREAT MOVIE
THRORKS IS SOMETHING IN THEIR
MINDS THAT ARE WIRED IN THAT
THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR PHONE
IN THE HAND AND BE UP ON
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD,
FACEBOOK, TWITTER.
I FEEL LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA
DESTROYED US.
BUT HONESTLY TEXTING DOESN'T
BOTHER ME.
TALKING BOTHERS ME.
>> EVERYTHING BOTHERS ME.
THIS IS THE THING ABOUT THE
WHOLE IDEA OF THE POTENTIAL
FOR VIOLENCE IN MOVIE
THEATERS.
WHY GO TO A MOVIE THEATER?
BILL, HOW WILL THIS AFFECT
YOUR DVD BOOTLEGGING?
>> NOT GOOD.
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE I AM
TRADEMARKING MY NEW
INVENTION.
IT IS A LITTLE HOODIE THEY PUT
AROUND THE PHONE AND THEY CAN
LOOK AT EVERY STUPID LMFAO AND
YOU DON'T GET THE LIGHT AROUND
IT.
WHEN I SAY IT ON TV IT IS
TRADEMARKED, RIGHT?
TRADEMARKED.
CAN'T TAKE IT INVENTORS.
>> THAT'S WHY MY -- IF YOU
NOTICED MY IMPEACH SCNAUPPS
HAS BEEN TRADEMARKED BY ME
SHOWING IT.
THERE IT IS.
IT IS LIKE REGULAR SCNAUPPS,
BUT YOU DRINK IT IF YOU WANT
TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.
>> IT HAS A VERY KENYAN AFTER
TASTE.
>> YES, IT IS BREWED IN
KENYA.
>> YOU SHOULD SAY KENYA TAKE
IT?
>> I LIKE IT.
HAVE I A PO NIE T TO MAKE.
I FORGOT.
OH, I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE
AN ALL TEXTING THEATER AND LET
THE LOSERS GO THERE.
>> I THOUGHT YOUR POINT WAS,
DRINK IMPEACH SCN RAY --
SCHNAUPPS.
>> DON'T FORGET TO SAY, LORI,
WAKE UP.
TO LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON MY
DIRECT LINE, 212-462-5050.
ALTHOUGH THIS WAS TAPED
EARLIER.
TV'S ANDY LEVY, A LONELY,
LONELY, LONELY MAN.
>> TONIGHT'S HALF TIME REPORT
IS SPONSORED BY CONDUCTORS.
THEY MARK TIME AND SIGNAL
MUSICIANS.
>>> LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOW WE GO TO TV'S ANDY LEVY.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M OKAY.
A CRIESY -- A CRAZY DAY.
>> AMAZING.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING
DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF NEWS.
>> THE SALAD I HAD TODAY,
INCREDIBLE.
ROMIJN BACON BITS, AVACADO.
AND THEN I TOOK A NAP.
>> ANY DRESSING?
>> I USUALLY DO THOUSAND
ISLAND.
>> WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO DO
LOW FAT, DON'T DO IT.
IT IS JUST MORE SUGAR.
IF YOU GO WITH A HIGH FAT, YOU
LOSE WEIGHT.
>> I DON'T GET DRESSING ON MY
QUARTER POUNDER SO I WOULDN'T
KNOW.
>> THAT'S A EUPHEMISM.
>> THAT'S A SPECIAL SAUCE.
>> SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS THE
AFFORDABLE CARE ACT.
JED DO -- JEDEDIAH, YOU SAID
THIS WASHE WORST EVER.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT, DO
YOU?
>> IT IS BAD POLICY.
IT IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT, BUT IT IS NOT A
GOOD LOSS.
>> I AM WITH YOU.
YOU POINTED OUT THAT OBAMA
KEPT SAYING IT WASN'T ATTACKS
AS WE KNOW, AND JOHN ROBERTS
SAYS IT IS ATTACKS.
BUT TO BE FAIR, THE TWO AREN'T
MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
PRESIDENT OBAMA CAN STILL
BELIEVE IT IS NOT ATTACKS EVEN
THOUGH CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN
ROBERTS SAYS IT IS ATTACKS,
RIGHT?
>> THAT'S NOT GOING TO PLAY
WELL IN AN AD FOR HIM.
I'M PRETTY SURE ROMNEY WILL BE
ABLE TO USE THAT IN A BIG
WAY.
>> I DON'T GET THAT THOUGH.
THIS IS ATTACKS AND PRESIDENT
OBAMA RAISED TAXES AND
GOVERNOR ROMNEY RAISED TAXES
TOO.
>> I WASN'T A BIG ROMNEY
SUPPORTER BECAUSE I THINK HE
WILL HAVE A HARD TIME MAKING
THIS ISSUE AND BRINGING UP THE
ISSUE OF COST.
>> THIS IS NOT JUST A TAX.
THIS IS A TKS ON LOWER AND
MIDDLE INCOME PEOPLE.
THE PEOPLE THAT ARE GOING TO
TAKE THE PENALTY BECAUSE THEY
ARE NOT GOING TO BUY THE
INSURANCE.
>> AFTER OBAMA SAID HE WOULD
NOT TAX PEOPLE WHO EARNED LESS
THAN $200,000.
>> AND IT IS A TAX ON INAGO
TESTIFY TEE WHICH IS BIZARRE.
>> I DON'T GET THAT AT ALL.
>> I AM SO SCREWED.
BASICALLY 95% OF MY PAYCHECK
IS GONE.
I NEVER REALIZED YOU WERE A
COMPLETE AND TOTAL SOCIAL
DARWINIST.
>> TOTALLY.
>> ALWAYS?
>> WHY NOT?
SEEMS TO BE -- EVOLUTION SEEMS
TO WORK ONLY ON THIS ISSUE.
>> BILL, DID YOU SAY HOOTZBA?
>> I SAID SHITZBA.
>> LOOK AT MY FACE, DUDE OF I
WAS SPEAKING LATIN.
>> SHOULD I HAVE KNOWN THAT,
OBVIOUSLY.
CAN WE AGREE THE WORST PART --
EVEN WORSE THAN THE FACT THAT
WE NOW HAVE THIS AS LAW, BUT
THE LIBERAL REACTION TO THIS
COMPARED TO WHAT THEY WERE
SAYING ABOUT THE COURT IN THE
LAST MONTH OR SO IS THE WORST
PART.
>> THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF
HEART?
>> YES.
>> ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS.
>> YES.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
IT REALLY IS.
>> IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
THE CRISIS OF LEGITIMACY HAS
BEEN AVERTED.
>> AS LONG AS YOU AGREE WITH
ME, THERE IS NO CRISIS.
>> THE DAILY BEAST, AND I AM
GOING OUT ON A LIMB TO SAY
THIS.
GO AHEAD AND QUOTE ME ON
THIS.
THE BIGGEST HACK ON THE PLANET
WORKING IN JOURNALISM.
WEDNESDAY HE PREDICTS THEY
WILL STRIKE THEM DOWN.
HE SAID, I BELIEVE THEY WILL
BEHAVE LIKE POLITICIANS AND
INFLICT THE MAXIMUM POSSIBLE
POLITICAL DAMAGE ON OBAMA AND
THE DEMOCRATS.
IT IS A POLITICAL COORDINATE
AND WILL RENDER A POLITICAL
DECISION.
AFTER THE DECISION, ROBERTS
APPEARED TO HAVE MADE A LEGAL
RATHER THAN POLITICAL
DECISION.
>> THE THING IS, HE EVOLVED.
>> THE LAW IS VALIDATED AND
THE PRESUMPTION THAT AMERICA
SHOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE TO
WORK AND ITS OPPONENTS HAVE
NOTHING EXCEPT FOR MORE MUD
AND MORE LIES AND MORE
BITTERNESS TO INJECT INTO OUR
POLITICS.
>> HACK.
>> NEVER END.
>> I AM TALKING TO YOU,
MICHAEL, DAILY BEAST.
>> SORRY I INVITED HIM TO THE
SHOW TONIGHT.
JAY HE IS LOOKING AT ME FROM
BEHIND THE CAMERA.
>> GREAT GUY.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
>> THANKS, ANDY.
NO NOT HELPING.
>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
>> SUPREME COURT SHOOTS DOWN
THE STOLEN VALOR ACT.
ONE OUT OF TWO IS HOW I AM
LOOKING AT THIS TODAY.
>> YOU ARE GLAD THEY SHOT IT
DOWN.
>> YES.
>> GREG, IF YOU TELL A WOMAN
IN A BAR ARE YOU A CAPTAIN IN
THE POLICE FORCE TO GET HER
INTO BED, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
AN INCREDIBLY STUPID WOMAN
HERE.
>> I AM AN UNDERCOVER AGENT.
I AM WORKING THIS BEAT BECAUSE
THIS BAR MAY BE A HOTBED OF
ILLEGAL ARMS TRADING.
I WORKED THIS ALL OUT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
YOU ARE GOING AFTER STRINGER.
>> EXACTLY.
>> THAT WOULD NOT BE FRAUD
LEGALLY.
>> WHY NOT?
WHAT IF I TRY TO GET MONEY OUT
OF HER?
>> THAT'S DIFFERENT.
THAT'S FRAUD.
IF YOU TRY TO -- IF I AM
UNDERSTANDING THE DECISION
CORRECTLY IF YOU STOOD TO
FINANCIALLY GAIN ABOUT LYING
ABOUT HAVING A MILITARY MEDAL
THAT IS FRAUD.
>> LET'S SAY THE WOMAN IN THE
BAR IS A *** AND I TRY
TO GET THE SEX FREE BY
CLAIMING MILITARY -- A
FREEBIE.
>> A SERVICEMAN'S DISCOUNT?
JOY YES.
>> THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
>> ALSO, DOESN'T IT SAY YOU
HAVE TO BE GETTING -- DOES
PRESIDENT IT HAVE TO BE
LEGAL?
UNLESS THIS IS IN THE BUNNY
RANCH.
I AM TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
>> IT IS A FEDERAL CRIME TO
EARN UNEARNED MEDALS.
>> YOU CAN NO LONGER WEAR THAT
OUTFIT.
>> ALSO TO DRESS UP AS COLONEL
SANDERS.
THERE GOES MY HALLOWEEN.
>> DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO
RETURN MAY WORLD'S BEST DAD
BADGE.
>> THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION.
YOU ARE STEALING FATHERHOOD.
>> WAS IT GIVEN TO YOU BY ONE
OF YOUR DAUGHTERS ?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I FOUND IT IN A PILE OF FILLET
WHEN I WOKE UP ONE MORNING.
>> I I THINK YOU COULD ARGUE
THERE WAS A GOD CHANCE YOU
WERE GIVEN -- IT WAS GIVEN TO
YOU BY ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS
SO YOU WERE NOT CONSCIOUSLY
LYING.
I THINK YOU ARE FINE.
I AM, BY THE WAY, A
CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR.
ANTI-CHEATING RINGS.
REALLY, GUYS WITH WEDDING
RINGS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE?
IS THAT TRUE?
>> THERE IS NO COMMITMENT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW
THROUGH.
THEY LIKE THE CHALLENGED.
ONE AND DONE, HIT IT AND QUIT
IT.
>> JUST ASK JOHN EDWARDS.
>> WORKED OUT GOOD FOR HIM.
>> AND NOW SHE WORKING THE
WIDOWER THING.
HE IS A CAD.
ARE YOU UPSET I AM MAKING FUN
OF A LOSER?
>> REYELL BACKFIRED BECAUSE HE
COULDN'T GET RID OF HER.
>> LAST THING AND SOME MOVIE
EXECS THINK THEY SHOULD ALLOW
CELL PHONES.
THREE WORDS, YOU SUCK, GO TO
HELL AND I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS
DIES.
>> I GUESS IT IS POINTLESS TO
POINT OUT.
>> I WAS ON A ROLL.
>> I WROTE I AM HERE WITH
YOU.
>> I AGREED WITH SOMETHING YOU
SAID, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT
WAS.
>> YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I
SAY.
>> I ACTUALLY DO.
>> WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT
SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW.
>> I DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
BECAUSE THE [BLEEP] PARDON MY
GERMAN WITH THE CELL PHONES
AND I WILL KILL SOMEBODY SOME
DAY AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE
GOING BACK TO JAIL -- I MEAN
TO JAIL.
>> THIS IS THE POINT I AM
MAKING.
IT IS AN INSIGHT TO VIOLENCE.
>> I AM A GERM.
>> BED BUG IS A THEATER.
>> WHEREVER THERE ARE TOURIST
THERE'S ARE BED BUGS BECAUSE
THEY BRING THEM IN FROM
ANOTHER COUNTRY.
>> JERSEY?
>> AND THEN THEY PUT THEM IN
THEIR BLANKETS AND GIVE THEM
TO US.
HAVE TO GO.
>> WISH YOU WOULD.
>>> WHAT IS THE SECRET TO
GETTING BEAUTIFUL, LUSTROUS
HAIR?
HE DISCUSSES HIS LATEST
ARTICLE, WASH, RINSE, REPEAT.
WHAT DRUG WAS FOUND IN THE
SYSTEM 1234* MARIJUANA.
>>> HE MAKES MARY JANE WITH
INSANE.
LAB TESTS ARE BACK ON THE
FLORIDA MAN WHO CHEWED THE
FACE-OFF A FLORIDA MAN.
THE ONLY DRUG THAT TURNED OUT
TO BE IN HIS SYSTEM WAS
MARIJUANA.
RUDY EUGENE ATTACKED RONALD
POPPO BEFORE BEING SHOT AND
KILLED.
ONE POLICE OFFICIAL SUGGESTED
BATH SALTS, YOU REMEMBER THEM,
LEAD TO THE ASSAULT.
WE BELIEVED IT.
THE MEDICAL EXAMINER SAYS THE
TOXICOLOGY FOUND ONLY POT.
WHY NOT DISCUSS THIS IN THE --
>> LIGHTNING ROOOOUUUMNNND.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> JEDEDIAH, AS A REGULAR DOPE
USER, DOES THIS -- DOES THIS
SOUND RIGHT?
>> NO.
MARIJUANA, THIS JUST DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT.
UNLESS MARIJUANA IS BEING MADE
DIFFERENTLY THAN I RECALL FROM
MY FRIENDS A LOT.
MAYBE THERE WAS ANOTHER
DRUG -- THERE ARE A LOT OF
DRUGS WE CAN'T DETECT IN
PEOPLE'S SYSTEM.
>> WHAT ARE THEY, AND LET ME
KNOW IMMEDIATELY.
>> IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
ELSE.
MAYBE THE GUY WAS JUST CRAZY.
>> HIS FAMILY SAID HE WAS NOT
CRAZY.
YOU HAVE A CLEAN LIVER.
YOU DON'T DRINK OR ANYTHING.
>> BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
>> IMAGINE IF I DID.
>> THAT WOULD BE -- I DON'T
THINK WE HAVE TO.
IS THIS WHY?
>> I THINK IT WAS MEDICAL
MARIJUANA AND IT WAS DOING ITS
JOB AND MAKING HIM HUNGRY.
BY THE WAY, THE BUM HAD A GOOD
LOOKING FACE.
>> THERE WAS A HEROIC
DEFIANCE.
THEY ASK HOW HE IS DOING AND
HE WAS HAPPY.
>> MY CONCERN IS HE LOOKS A
LITTLE LIKE ME.
>> HE DOES LOOK LIKE YOU.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE ME IN THE
PARK IN 10 YEARS.
>> HE IS DOING WELL.
THE USE OF BATH SALTS IS
COMING P A LOT, DO YOU THINK
THIS IS A TREND?
>> WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE ON A
DRUG?
HE IS CRAZY, INSANE.
>> I DON'T THINK HE HAD EVER
DONE ANYTHING THIS CRAZY
BEFORE.
>> MAYBE HE SNAPPED.
>> ISN'T THIS BASICALLY ABOUT
A POT STORY?
POT THESE DAYS HAS GONE
COMPLETELY -- IT IS BECAUSE IT
IS UNREGULATED YOU CAN MAKE IT
OF ANY CONCENTRATION AND IT
SHOULD BE LEGALIZED?
>> THEN YOU CAN REGULATE IT.
WE WERE TALKING IN THE BREAK,
MAYBE THE POT IS LACED.
WOULDN'T THE DRUSE TEST HAVE
PICKED OUT -- THE DRUG TEST
HAVE PICKED OUT WHAT IT WAS
LACED IT?
LACED WITH.
I SAID I AM TIRED.
YOU SAID I HAVE PILLS FOR
THAT.
I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
WE HAVE TWO MORE BLOCKS.
YOU WERE JUST LIKE, TAKE
THEM.
AND SO I DID.
>> THAT WAS A GREAT STORY.
ACCORDING TO THE NEW U.S.
CENSUS DATA, THE CITIES ARE
GROWING FASTER THAN SUBURBS.
EXPERTS SAY THE HOUSING BUST
IS DISCOURAGES.
LORI STHIS OWE BOUGH MA YOU'S
FAULT -- LORI, IS THIS OBAMA'S
FAULT?
>> IT IS TOTALLY OBAMA'S
FAULT.
>> IT IS AWESOME.
>> PEOPLE ARE RENTING BECAUSE
THE HOUSING MARKET HAS
CRASHED.
THEY ARE RENTING AND WHERE DO
YOU RENT IN THE CITY?
THAT'S WHY THIS IS HAPPENING.
>> THE SUBURBS CREATED SO MANY
BOARD PEOPLE WHO WENT ON TO DO
GREAT THINGS.
IT IS A TRAGEDY IF SUBURBS GO
AWAY.
>> BUT SOME IS HATE NATURE.
>> IT WAS A COMBINATION OF
HOUSING AND NATURE.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DOING
THINGS TO INSECTS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
OH YOU DOOR BELL DITCHED?
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID IN THE
SUBURBS BECAUSE THERE WAS
NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
>> IF I SPENT HALF MY LIFE
THERE I WAS DONE.
>> THAT LEAD YOU TO HERE.
YOU WOULD TAKE THAT AWAY AND
YOU HAVE CITY KIDS.
THEY ARE JADED.
>> I LIKE HAVING A PAPER
ROUTE.
>> THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO
DO ON A SATURDAY.
>> ALL YOU DID WAS EXPLORE.
IF YOU FOUND A SHED FOR SOME
REASON THAT WAS AN IMPORTANT
DISCOVERY.
>> AWESOME.
THAT WAS MY FUN FOR THE DAY.
I FOUND A SHED AND SAID, WE
DISCOVERED A SECRET ED MUSKY
CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG FINE,
BILL.
YOUR VERSION OF THE SUBURBS IS
A LITTLE PATCH OF GRASS IN
FRONT OF THE DUMPSTERS WHERE
YOU SLEEP.
ARE YOU GETTING TIRED OF THAT?
>> THE JANITOR DUG IT UP.
>> WHEN I WAS A KID IT WAS
ABOUT THE DEATH OF THE CITY.
THEY WERE COME TOGETHER
SUBURBS AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
I MOVE TO THE CITY AND IT IS
ABOUT THESE PEOPLE COMING
BACK.
I AM THE PIED PIPE OF -- PIED
PIPE YOU ARE OF WHITE PEOPLE.
THEY WOULD FOLLOW ME
ANYWHERE.
IF I WENT TO TIM TIMBUKTU A
BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN KHAKIS
WOULD FOLLOW.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN
THE SUBURBS DURING THE
SUMMER?
>> TEE PEAKED HOUSES?
>> YES.
>> HANGING OUT.
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GO IN, BUT
YOU WOULD HAPPENING OUT.
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT.
CITIES YOU CAN'T HANG OUT IN
FRONT OF ANYTHING.
YOU WILL BE KILLED.
YOU WILL BE THE FIRST MINUTE
OF A "LAW AND ORDER" EPISODE.
>> WHAT WAS HE DOING?
HANGING OUT.
IT IS TIME FOR A BREAK.
DON'T LEAVE NOW.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO TALK
ABOUT.
>>> ALL RIGHT.
USA TODAY, A PAPER REPORTS
THAT MANY SCHOOLS AND SUMMER
CAMPS IN THE COUNTRY ARE
BANNING SUNSCREEN.
OFTEN SCHOOLS REGULATE
SUNSCREEN LIKE AN OVER THE
COUNTER DRUG.
BANNING KIDS FROM CARRYING IT
WITHOUT A DOCTOR'S NOTE AND
WARNING NOT TO DISPENSE IT.
SUCH POLICIES ARE BEING
SCRUTINIZED AFTER A MOTHER
SAID HER TWO DAUGHTERS GOT
SEVERE SUNBURN.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS
WORLD WHERE YOU NEED A NOTE
FOR SUNSCREEN?
>> IT IS RIDICULOUS.
>> IT IS RIDICULOUS.
>> I JUST SIGNED THE
PERMISSION SLIP TO GET
SUNSCREEN.
IT IS A PARENT'S FAULT.
YOU HAVE TO SAY, NO
SUNSCREEN?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
PUT SUNSCREEN ON YOUR KIDS.
IT IS NOT DRUGS.
SORRY.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
YOU ARE AWAKE NOW.
>> WHEN IT COMES TO ISSUES
WITH KIDS I GET --
>> I WILL REMEMBER THAT.
WE WILL DO A KIDS SHOW.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
IS THIS AN OUTRAGE THAT MUST
BE STOPPED?
>> IN EVENING LANTD -- IN
ENGLAND THEY BANNED TOOTHPASTE
AND THAT WORKED OUT OKAY.
>> THEY DID NO.
THEY DID NOT.
THEY BANNED FLUORIDE.
>> JEDEDIAH, THIS IS AN
INTERESTING CONCERN, AND I
THINK THIS IS WHERE IT COMES
FROM OF THE TYPE TYPE --
TEACHERS FEAR THE RISK OF
TOUCHING INAPPROPRIATELY FOR
FEAR THEY COULD LOSE THEIR
JOB.
IS THAT THE POINT?
>> I THINK THAT IS PART OF IT,
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT IS
ALLERGIES.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU LOST YOUR
JOB.
>> THAT IS HOW.
ALLERGIES.
KIDS ARE ALLERGIC TO
EVERYTHING.
NUT ALLERGIES.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AND
ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT WANT
YOU PUTTING ANYTHING ON KIDS
THAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IF
THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO ONE OF
THE INGREDIENTS.
IT IS CRAZY, BUT THIS IS HOW
IT WORKS.
>> BILL, YOUR BODY IS A ROAD
MAP OF MELANOMA.
WHY NO SUNSCREEN?
>> I HAVEN'T USED SUNSCREEN IN
YEARS UNDER THE MISGUIDED
THOUGHT THAT IT IS FOR
WOOSES.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
I LOOK LIKE A SLIM GYM WEARING
A -- A SLIM JIM WEARING A PINK
TIE.
THINK ABOUT THAT, KIDS.
>> A SLIM JIM.
>> WEARING A PINK TIE.
>> I SEE.
IT.
>> CAN YOU PICTURE A SLIM JIM
WITHOUT A TIE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> ARE YOU A SLIM JIM AND
GOING TO A FAN TEE EVENT YOU
HAVE TO WEAR A TIE.
>> IF YOU ARE A SLIM JIM AND
NAKED, YOU MA I GET EATEN
>>> NOW LET'S GO BACK TO ANDY
LEVY FOR THE POST GAME WRAP
UP.
>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS CRAZY
TOUR THING YOU ARE DOING.
>> IT IS JUST STUPID.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT.
>> 56 PLUS DC.
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A WORLD
RECORD, CORRECT?
>> YES.
>> WE ARE GOING TO BREAK ALL
KINDS OF RECORDS.
>> EVEN IT IT IS NOT, WE ARE
STILL GOING TO SAY WE ARE
BREAKING RECORDS.
>> SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY BE
TRAVELING WITH YOU?
>> PROBABLY.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON
ON SATURDAYS ?
>> I AM CO-HOSTING FOR THREE
HOURS.
THREE HOURS OF ME IF YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE IT COME ON
DOWN.
>> EXCELLENT.
LORI, YOU ARE DOING REPORTING
FOR A DOCUMENTARY?
>> YES, THIS IS WHY I AM SO
EXHAUSTED.
WE TALKED ABOUT THE
UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM, BUT THE
FACT IS WE MET SOME PEOPLE WHO
ARE REALLY SUFFERING AND KIND
OF OPENING THE HOOD ON THE
UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM IN THIS
COUNTRY.
I AM WRAPPING IT UP.
>> SHE SAW ME DOING THE FINGER