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Manu's brain - October 1st 2012
Ok guys, we got a problem
As you must know, there's been a bug on Facebook
I got an inbox from Sabrina from 2007 that appeared on my wall and that says, I quote :
"I spent a lovely evening with you, and a great night on you!"
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Comment : Was she hot?
Wait, Sabrina's not the subject
Look, I just posted a photo of her
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Who cares! And you, stop liking!
I got yelled at by Maud, event more knowing that she's her cousin
I told you so! It had to happen, how many times did I tell you to change our privacy settings?
Yes, of course. This is symptomatic of the current drift of our generation on social networks
Which, as we know, is in perpetual search of identity even thought that their hyper connected
No, we say "even though", and it's "they're" not "their". Please go buy yourself a dictionary
Comment : he got you!
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Here you go, a downloadable version of a dictionary
Can we move on?
But we have to understand now that on Facebook, every thing's public, we can't post anymore personal stuff!
Hey guys, I changed our cover photo, I put a picture of you
Never mind
This proves us that "private" has no more sense in a world where every thing is public and we can't see the border between...
Bullsh*t
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Damn, can't you speak French for once? We say "j'aime", not "like"
Yes of course, the French language is completely remarkable : Shakespeare, Twain, 50Cents...
Yes, and obviously, you're an expert
Comment : he got you again!
"J'aime"
But send all this by inbox!
Ok, I'm sick of all this, I'll unsubscribe from Facebook
Comment : Your a liar
"You're", it is "you are", not "your"
Lying is obviously a syndrome...
Just kidding. I didn't really unsubscribe but if you too have problems with Facebook, you can like our page
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Did the drift of the consumers society really f*ck you up? The answer in "iPhone Gang *** Style"
We don't say "Gang ***" in French, we say "partie fine"