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So...one of my best friends just recently got engaged
And that's CRAZY!!
I mean that in a good way of course
Now I've known him and his girlfriend for a very long time
And I'm confident that they made the right decision at the right time
But there's a lot of people out there who make a lot of stupid choices
like rushing into marriage for example
You have guys rushing into marriage for stupid reasons
*** you mean why did I propose?! she put extra olives on my subway sandwich my ***
and then you have girls who claim that their biological clock is ticking and all this ***.
and while this is true, that is a horrible reason to get married
Girls with this way of thinking usually lower their standards out of desperation the older they get
and they go from wanting a career driven family man
to settling for a guy who use to be a serial killer but after years of therapy, has finally found jesus
My rule of thumb to even consider marriage
I gotta live with you first
like before I marry you I need to know what my future living conditions are going to be like
Like I wanna know if you snore
definitely not a deal breaker but it something I'd like to know
I wanna know some *** like if you sleep walk, in the middle of the night...on your hands
again...not a deal breaker
it's *** weird...but I can live with that
lastly, I wanna know if you're just ***' crazy
I know it's *** up but this is stuff that I think about
why do I think about this ***...prime example
I was talking to a girl I use to work with a long time ago
and she was telling me this story about how she might a guy online
Which is already questionable
she's all excited claiming that she finally found the one
after some time they go back to his place and you know....they ***!
and then she passes out at his house
I know what you're thinking, that doesn't sound so bad seems harmless...well guys it gets a lot worse.
now I don't know how much truth there is to this story but according to her
she tells me that she wakes up in the middle of the night
only to find this guy at the edge of the bed painting her damn toenails
Now as she's telling me this story she's like...
"oh it was kinda creepy but somewhat cute"
What the *** is cute about that ***?!
There's nothing cute about that, that is just creepy
you don't groom somebody in their sleep
I mean I would never wanna wake up with a lineup and my balls suddenly shaved
I appreciate the gesture but there's a time and place for that
Like when I'm conscious maybe!
if you're contemplating marriage, make sure you know what you're getting yourself into
because while divorce is still an option, it's a waste of time and money and it just becomes a hassle.
and if the person that you're marrying is crazy, divorce may not even be an option
Death may be an option....or just some painted toenails
I wanna thank you guys for watching, I'm your boy Tactix. Peace and I'm out!