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Lv. 20...
Lv. 22... Lv. 20... Yeah, he evolved...
And, Lv. 23!
Where's Ct. Stern... He's in the museum, isn't he?
Our first encounter with-
Oh, okay.
Oh! More money!
I like how TMs are just basically money.
-Err, who needs Poison Sting. -Who needs Leer, more.
Okay! We more need not less Leer for learn the Poison Fang-
Just, just, just, stop.
Hello! Do she got the ***?
... SHE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yes. Yes, quite. Oh yes.
(...)
-He has... -Mark! Heh...
-Magby! That actually fits in with what they are... -Yeah! For once.
(...)
We're not even facing each other.
I'll stand over here, you stand over there!
Tristi- Oh, 'ello. He actually has Pokémon that's fitting!
...
-You see...? -Are you kidding me?!
No way!!
-Ohhh ***... -Do we have anything good against a Lugia?!
We just learned Bite, that's perfect.
Oh, Jesus...
-Oh, ***. -What the hell...
-Oh. Okay... -Wheeeeeeeee!!
-You can do it, Susan!! -Umm... Can this go very badly very quickly?
Probably... Err...
I think he's only got crap moves?
Well, he is only Lv. 14.
Oh... Okay! Who's next?
Willy!! You can do it!
Go Willy, go Willy, go Willy!
(...)
*** this ***.
-Awww... -Sorry.
That is a lot of text, though!
Oh, yes- Poot- Captain - Thanks-
Well... It's a new Route! Let's see what we've got?
... Ah!
-Wow. -Okay...
-GO MAGIKARP!! -Okay...
Selfdestruct... We need to get rid of Selfdestruct before we press it accidently.
Down, B, Select and... L.
Yeah, why not.
Just don't do a soft-reset by accident!
Aww...
One... Two... Argh!
-Ahh! -Yeah!
-We did it! Milotic's really good. -Yeah? Although-
(...)
... WHAT?
I think there's a bit of a problem here!
...
What?!
Is it- Wait... Is it 'cuz Milotic's not in this Dex, or...?
Yeah, look! He is!
Umm...
... Umm...
Omelette?
Cuz y'know. It's a fish. So, of course. Omelette.
Fish like omelette...
I've never had a fish omelette.
A fish omelette?!
-A salmon omelette. That actually sounds quite good. -Fish omelette...
What the *** is up with the... Does anyone else have that?
No, all the others I've been reading with my funny voice, remember?
Yeah.
That's really messed up.
Oh, god. It's a WOMAN.
Woman...
HAH.
HAH HAH HAH! What will you do now?!- Oh, okay...
-And she has... A Tentacruel. Lovely. -Okay then!
-Niiiice! -Eyyy... When does he evolve?...
... I'm sorry, what?
Does it also randomize moves we learn?
N-... I think...
Have we broken the game?
"Magikarp is trying to-"...
But he doesn't even have a hand! How can he do an uppercut?!
What is going on?!
(...)
What the fu- Uh...
-That does 200... -Get rid of Selfdestruct! I guess...
-What the ***... -Okay, Magikarp's suddenly starting to look really good!
Sky Uppercut...
Eheh, wait for it...
...
What the ***! Why does he have Sky Uppercut?!
-... Is there nothing but Milotic here? -We've only run into Milo- Hang on.
-There's nothing but Milotic here! -How the hell is this- This episode is really *** up, so far.
-IT'S THE TRICK MASTER!! -Ohh god!!
Ohh my god, I missed the Trick Master so much! I love this, this is my favourite part of the game!
There he is! *ba da ba dum*
Err, that's the way out... This is the way to the scroll... And that way leads to an item...
... Shhhhhhhhhit.
-What is he, Ice? -Yeah.
Perfect!
-Regice is my favourite Legendary, seriously. -Yeah?
He's awesome.
-... Oh. -What.
Ohhhh Susan Susan Susan Susan I love you Susan Susan Susan Susan-
Ohhhh...
That could've gone badly...
***, we need to be careful with the Regis...
Sharpe- BUTTAHBUTT!!! :D
-He lives!! -Until we kill him!!
Double Kick.
That's what Buttahbutt got killed by! I think.
No, it was Low Kick, yeah.
Slowking.
What is it with Sharpedo and getting kicked?
I hate these guys...
Ooh! I love those guys!
-I love Absol. -Yeah.
CRACK. CRACK. CRACK. CRACK.
I never understood what the word "loamy" meant.
Loamy... The names of the cherries are just, what the ***...
No, it's... On the soil.
-Oh yeah, the... -"Soft, loamy soil"!
Yeah, me neither.
Oh my GOD!
They have motorbikes, now!
Clefairy...!
-Staryu... -Oh... We can kill it.
Killed it.
Weepinbell. We can kill it. Killed it.
... It's still Ann.
-Spoink! -Her Pokémon change everytime.
Itemfinder! Yays!
-I think I was... -It looked like she just got her bike and took off.
Oh crap, it's a Psychic!
What, y'know, Psychic Po-
NOT AGAIN!!
-Oh my god! -Yes, Psychic!
Confuse Ray! Okay! Yeah, you see, his moves aren't Randomized!
What the hell happened to Magikarp...
*** Sky Uppercut!
Right we can get rid of that... Get rid of that...
We can get rid of Rare Candy, don't really need a Rare Candy...
But... It's RARE!
... Okay. Let's just uh...
o.O
Light speed, you keep hitting things!!
-James... Try to do Sky Tower with this! -Oh Jesus, no...
You spin me right round, ba- Aww...
Let's do the Cycling Road!
-Really? -Yah.
Trainers. Get some training.
That's what Trainers do.
For ***'s sake...
Get it right, there you go...
-Have you ever tried doing this without hitting anything on the way down? -Yes...
-Have you ever succeeded? -Yes...
... Oh...
-Oh 'ello! -It's your favourite!
-He always looked so derpy in this game... -Yeah.
OH NO... KILL THE DOME FOSSIL!!
HERETIC!!
-Oh god... -EXTERMINATE!!
...
Well, thanks.
He just said that I was terrifiyng on my bike!
Why does she say "We hope to see you again"?
How could you SAY that in a hospital.
Like, yeah, you leave hospital after having a surgery... "We hope to see you again soon!!"
Yeah, thanks, next time I'll make sure I die, okay?
-Okay, so, there's Wally... -Waaaall. E...
I think we'll do that next time, we've already been playing for half an hour...
... Omelette du fromage.