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Hi, all up and rising?
Hi, all up and rising?
I'd like to introduce to you guys, for the first time...again... Lourival.
Lourival, if you could get a tattoo, what design you choose?
I'd make a drawing of a really pretty woman ... yeeah
Hey! Be careful with what you say!
Nooo... be careful with what YOU say, Mister John
Be careful with what yo say.
Not me
Okay? Not me!
Where would you place your tattoo of the beautiful Woman?
I'd put right in the middle...
... of my wife's
face!
Right in middle of my wife's face I'd tattoo a beautiful woman.
If you keep like this your wife will get angry!
She might beat you up!
Once, in the middle of the night, my wife woke me up shouting:
It's over!
Over!
It's over, over!
It's all over!
Our love is over!
It is all over... our love.
I don't love you anymore, ok?
Aaaah! Such a relief!
I thought it was the beer that was over! From the fridge... all over.
So I went back to bed all relaxed.
But, is this your greatest dream?
Noooo!
My greastest dream is buying a Chinese radio.
Yes... That is my greatest dream: to buy a Chinese radio.
Buying a Chinese radio! Behold Lourival's dream!
But I gave it up.
Why did you give up your dream?
I gave it up because I found out that I won't understand a thing they say!
Yeeah, true story!
But changing the subject... a lot of people are talking about you, did you know?
Marcelo, a school mate of mine, has asked about you.
Yeeah, true story!
Hello, Marcelo, all up and rising, Marcelo?
All up and rising, Marcelo?
Tell me one thing you learned after you came here to Ireland
What did you learn here in Ireland, in all these three years that you've been living here?
I learned to differentiate the Koreans from the Chinese ..
Yeeah, true story!
So you can tell apart Chinese and Koreans!?
Yeeah.
what else did you learn?
I've also learned that the people here drink a lot!
Oh, do they? Drink a lot?!
Yesterday I was in a pub with an Irish man...
He had had 8 pints...
He had 8 pints before he started acting like an eejit.
8 pints?! Did you do the same?
I am Brazilian, John.
I am Brazilian!
I don't need to drink anything to act like an eejit!
But Brazilians are good people, they will dominate the world!
Don't tease me, okay?
Don't tease or tomorrow I send a bunch of of Jehovah's witnesses to your door!
So they wake you up really early
okay?
A visitor from this channel asked a question:
- Why does it take up to 4 days for a guy to call after the first date?
Ha!
Lady!
It is for him to recover financially ...
Yeaah, true story!
I think there's something bothering me here... behind...
I think...
my underwear went up my ***...
Really?
Lemme check! It is your hand, you ***!
I Hope you're wearing gloves, right?
I might have to like with my first girlfriend ....
What did she do?
Oooh my God!
Your ex-girlfriend did this?
Yes, she said:
Oooh my God!
Oooh my God!
Really?
the worst was when she was on PMS!
What did she do on PMS?
She would go:
- Ah, ah, ah, Ah, ah, ah
[Imitates female crying]
Oh, did she cry a lot?
But why was she crying?
I don't know, dude, I don't know!
This is Valentina from Uruguay
hummm, Valentina!
hummm, Valentina!
Hello, Valentina!
How are you?
I'm fine and you?
I'm ok now ...
Would you like to go to the Temple Bar with me, huh?
Huh?
Ok!
I'll think about that ...
More respect to the girl!
Respect the girl ...
you can't do that!
I can't do that, huh?
Huh?
No!
Don't worry, my lady, don't worry.
because...
...I don't have anything...
...below my waist ....
Let's go, boy!
Let's go.
beer disguised as coffee!
Hello, Brazil!
Hello, Brazil!
That'all for today...
And here's the link to subscribe to this channel...
Okay? Here is the link.
Right?
So you can follow our videos.
Right, Lourival?
Say bye to the people ...
People of Brazil, people of Ireland ...
See you out there, dudes!
See you out there!
I see you guys aroun on
*** Inn street, Summer Hill,
on, on...
what's the name of your street, John?
O'Connell?!
O'Connell Street!
See you out there.
See you out there.
And a kiss for all of you ...
See you out there!
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