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(Rubs hands)
(Zap!)
(Inhales deeply)
Wonderful!
Oh, goodie!
I think it's finally ready for them!
(Chuckles)
(Zap!)
(Unintelligible grunts)
(Sniffs)
(Grunts angrily)
Oh perfect, PERFECT!
Now I'll just leave you little
lovebirds to yourselves.
Heh, have fun you two! (Chuckles)
(Poof!)
(Zap!)
Now all that's left is just to
wait a few days...
(Eve shrieks)
Hm hm hmm.
(Birds chirp)
(Splash!)
Quack! Quack!
What!?
Still nothing?
Quack!
If they don't...
... get to know each other,
this whole plan isn't going to work out.
(Throws stick)
(Angry, unintelligible grunts)
Hm...
looks like I'll have to
speed things up a bit.
Quack!
(Blows reed)
(Bear roars)
(ZAP!)
(Sex noises)
Hey!
Hey!
Over here!
Look and what we're doing! (Bear roars)
Hey!
Eh?
(Zap!)
(Television plays *** moans)
(Confused grunting)
(Adam bites stick)
(Eve grunts angrily)
(Poof!) No, no, no!
(Breaks stick)
You're supposed to
explore each other!
(*** moans continue)
Don't you get it?
You're supposed to get
romantic with each other!
Argh!
Listen!
You're supposed to do something
like this: (tree branch rustles)
(Kissing sounds)
Or... something like this... ooh!
Or maybe a little of this...
(Whip cracks) Ooh!
And... a bit of this
(Laughs)
(Slapping noises)
Don't forget...
(Bear roars)
... to do this! Whoa!
There!
(Brushes robes)
Now do you get it?
(Birds chirp)
(Adam grunts)
(Eve grunts)
(Grunts)
(Slaps Adam)
(Kissing sounds)
(Moaning)
(Sex noises)
Ah!
There we go!
(Unzips flyer)
(Fapping noises)