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Special Edition: The 17 Proofs of the True Identity of The Director
Hello agents. Grande Yoda here. Now is starting a Special Edition of Penguin World.
I'll reveal the TRUE IDENTITY OF THE DIRECTOR OF THE EPF.
Yeah! Really! After a lot of theories I'll finally reveal the TRUTH! I have 17 proofs about who is he/she.
Do you know why I'm doing this? It's because The Director will reveal himself/herself, look..
Most likely to go unnoticed. On purpose.
*clicks on the word "unnoticed"*
Most likely to be anonymous. (Likely? Why not "surely of certainly"? Hmm...)
So now let's start the investigation showing the suspects for being The Director.
*Caption: The True Identity of The Director*
Jet Pack Guy
The biggest proof that Jet Pack Guy is The Director is 'cause their silhouettes are IDENTICAL! See..
As you could see, they match PERFECTLY! But.. could it be he?
Look at this...
*Director, Jet Pack Guy, Gary and Rookie in the Mission 10: Waddle Squad*
As you can see, it's impossible for it to be 'cause the JPG and The Director are seen at the same place at the same time in the PSA mission Waddle Squad.
If you're thinking: "It's only a recorded message The Director is the JPG!" you are wrong. It's impossible for it to be a recorded message.
After all, we ask and talk to The Director and he replies to us at the same time. Would be impossible for it to be a recorded message.
So the only explanation that their silhouettes are completely equal is that both the Jet Pack Guy and The Director wear the same items.
And it's not difficult to wear like The Director. The items were available in the old PSA catalog.
And with the PSA mission Waddle Squad we can conclude another thing. It's impossible for Gary and Rookie to be The Director too.
Let's go to the next suspect.
Dot
Since Dot appeared in the Nintendo DS game: Elite Penguin Force, we already suspected of her, because she is good in disguises. But when The Director appeared in the Year Book through Dot's message the suspicion increased.
Let's compare their silhouettes.
Not too similar, right? And look at this...
*Director, Dot, Rookie and Jet Pack Guy in the Nintendo DS game*
As you could see, certainly it's not Dot. And the reason is the same as the Jet Pack Guy's reason.
Let's go the next suspect.
Rory
Rory the Construction Worker started to be a suspect when he appeared in the PSA mission "Operation: Spy & Seek". He wore the same glasses as The Director's glasses and seemed to know very well about Gary and why did he build the clock tower.
*Rory wearing the same glasses of The Director*
But, unfortunately, it can't be him, because back then The Director wore another type of glasses (probably the Spy Goggles), see:
*Compares Rory's glasses with The Director's glasses*
As you can see, Rory's glasses were bigger and thicker than The Director's.
Also, Rory was never seen wearing that glasses anymore. Instead of them, he is now wearing transparent safety glasses.
*Rory's transparent safety glasses*
Let's go the next suspect.
Dancing Penguin
The Dancing Penguin IS a suspect! He appears in almost EVERY missions asking for help and every time we help him, we win extra medals/awards. it can be a test of The Director to know if we do more than our obligations.
And in the Mission 11: "Veggie Villain" when we fix his glasses, the Dancing Penguin says he will tell all of his friends about us and in the end of the mission we receive this...
*Dot saying: "I heard you helped out a friend of mine. Thanks! Here's a token of my appreciation. -Dot"
The Dancing Penguin knows Dot! Another proof that he can be The Director! After all, Dot is an agent! How does he know her?
But again, he CAN'T be The Director as he acts like the OPPOSITE of The Director!
The Dancing Penguin is always breaking things and cries ALL THE TIME! Look..
Mission 1: Case of the Missing Puffles
Mission 3: Case of the Missing Coins
Mission 4: Avalanche Rescue
Mission 7: Clockwork Repairs
Mission 11: The Veggie Villain
You see? He always cries which proves his innocence. He can't be The Director he is only a sensitive and bumbling child.
Let's go to the next suspect.
Aunt Arctic
Proof 1: When you pass the mouse through her glasses in the newspaper, they become dark like the agents glasses.
Proof 2: Aunt Arctic is always talking about PSA/EPF in the newspaper.
Proof 2: Since the beginning, the Aunt Arctic talked about the existence of PSA. Look what appeared in the Factual Informative Spy Handbook (F.I.S.H)...
Proof 3: The Director appeared many times in the newspaper and who controls the newspaper is none other than Aunt Arctic!
First Pic: Director telling the agents to check the penguin mail. Second Pic: Director looking for new recruits. Third Pic: Director telling us to go online on www.clubherbert.com
Proof 4: It seems obvious, but one of the proofs is that Aunt Arctic and The Director are NEVER in the same place at the same time (unlike Gary, Rookie, Jet Pack Guy and Dot.)
Proof 5: The Director's signature is not valid in our alphabet. It's more than Z! The only language that fits his signature is greek. (In greek when you reach Z the next letters are duplicated. Example: Z, AA, BB, CC, DD etc)..
First Pic: The Director's signature. Second Pic: What Z represents in the Tic-Tac-Toe Code (the EPF/PSA code).
Proof 5: So we can conclude that The Director's signature means "AA" which is the initials of Aunt Arctic.
Proof 6: Here's a proof that will SCARE you! Club Penguin loves to put subliminal messages in many places! And I found another involving the MORSE CODE!
Proof 6: For who doesn't know, the Morse Code is a method of transmitting text information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment. In other words, every letter, word and phrase represents a kind of sound when translated to punctuation marks (.-/)
Proof 6: A few years ago there was a rumor that would be written on the Night Club's floor in Morse Code: "The Aunt Arctic is The Head of the PSA".
Proof 6: Well, that rumors were FAKE! But yeah, exists a proof which involves the Morse Code and the same phrase!
Proof 6: The phrase "The Aunt Arctic is The Head of the PSA" in Morse Code is translated as: - .... . / .- ..- -. - / .- .-. -.-. - .. -.-. / .. ... / - .... . / .... . .- -.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / .--. ... .-
Proof 6: Now listen to the sound that these coordinates make:
*The sound of the phrase "The Aunt Arctic is The Head of the PSA" in Morse Code*
Proof 6: Hey! Don't worry! These beeps are normal in the Morse Code! But... does their rhythm sound familiar? It doesn't? So listen to this...
*The old Agent HQ's music*
Proof 6: Did you listen? As you could notice, that's the music of our first headquarters, the HQ of the PSA!
Proof 6: And if you pay attention a little closer, you will notice that the RHYTHM of the Morse Code and of the HQ's music are IDENTICAL!
Proof 6: You couldn't notice it? So listen to the Morse Code synchronized with the HQ's music...
*Morse Code and the HQ's music synchronized*
Proof 6: You see? The phrase "The Aunt Arctic is The Head of the PSA" in the Morse Code fits PERFECTLY with the old HQ's music of the PSA! PERFECTLY! (The beginning doesn't fits with the code, because it's only an opening sound for gives the music a "SPECIAL EFFECT" and a "TRIUMPHAL ENTRANCE").
Proof 6: I believe that some penguins are still with doubts about it, 'cause this proof is really SHOCKING! So let's analyze the sound of EVERY SINGLE WORD and see if the sound really matches with the music.
*The*
*Aunt*
*Arctic*
*Is*
*The*
*Head*
*Of*
*The*
*PSA*
Proof 6: Now you noticed clearly, didn't you? EVERY WORD SOUNDS PERFECTLY LIKE THE MUSIC!
Proof 6: But you might be wondering: Why "The Head of The PSA" instead of "The Director"?
Proof 6: Easy! The music and the PSA were created in 2007 and at that time The Director was called "The Head of The PSA" as the F.I.S.H revealed:
Proof 6: Only in 2009 the F.I.S.H was reformulated and the "Head of the PSA" became "The Director".
Proof 7: That could be the reason why we helped Aunt Arctic in the first mission. It could be a test of The Director to know if we would be good agents.
Proof 8: Like in the PSA missions, the Aunt Arctic is the FIRST penguin who we talked to in the Nintendo DS game: Elite Penguin Force. Look:
*The player chatting with Aunt Arctic in the first DS mission*
Proof 8: Summarizing, you asked for informations about what's happening in the island, then Aunt Arctic suggested you to see the Club Penguin Times and that's not all! She said that has a copy of the newspaper at the Coffee Shop!
Proof 8: How could she know that has a copy at the Coffee Shop if she wasn't there? It proves that she guided us on purpose for our mission.
*The player going to the Coffee Shop as Aunt Arctic said*
Proof 8: Look! A blue puffle appeared as soon as the player started to read the news! Surely, it was ordered to do this after seeing the player reading the Club Penguin Times! And it means that it's an Elite Puffle.
*The player at the Coffee Shop in the first DS mission*
Proof 8: WHAT?! The Aunt Arctic suddenly DISAPPEARED! It proves that she was only there to guide the player in the mission for after come back to her censored screen and see how do we do the mission.
Proof 8: Did you know? If you talk to Aunt Arctic in the DS game after she talk about the copy of the newspaper, she will find strange you asking a lot, so she will ask if you are from the EPF!
Proof 8: WHICH IS REALLY STRANGE, 'CAUSE AT THAT TIME ONLY FEW PENGUINS KNEW ABOUT THE PSA, LET ALONE THE EPF!!!!!!!
Proof 9: Aunt Arctic always interviews penguins. She interviewed Gary when the Halloween storm came. Interviewed Cadence when Cadence first appeared in Club Penguin releasing the new party "Dance-A-Thon" and interviewed Cadence again when she debuted her new single "The Party Starts Now". And also in 2009 AA interviewed many characters of the plays during the Penguin Play Awards, etc.
Proof 9: But when the Club Penguin Times interviewed The Director, the Aunt Arctic DIDN'T do that interview! It was another penguin who did! See!
Proof 9: That's OBVIOUS! She COULDN'T do the interview, 'cause she was the INTERVIEWEE! It's another BIG proof that she IS The Director!
Proof 10: During a Field-Ops, Gary confessed that have secret agents infiltrated in the Club Penguin Times! Was he referring to Aunt Arctic? Gosh that's another proof!
*Gary says: Did you know that we have secret agents infiltrated in the Club Penguin Times? It's interesting, isn't it?*
Proof 11: WAIT! GARY KNOWS THE IDENTITY OF THE DIRECTOR! Rookie was RIGHT when he said that in a issue of the newspaper!
*Note what he said: "WELL, MAYBE G DOES."*
Proof 11: So, truly, Gary KNOWS who is The Director! But... if he knows, he has to be close to The Director, right?
Proof 11: And do you remember that Aunt Arctic always says that her best friend is Gary? They love to do pranks together!
Proof 11: So, for sure, they know each other very well! And that explains why does Gary know the true identity of The Director. In other words... AUNT ARCTIC!
Proof 12: That proof is as scary as the proof of the Morse Code. So, you better have breath and courage if you wanna see it.
Proof 12: Have you ever done the PSA mission: "Avalanche Rescue"? If so, you might have noticed that in the end appears a figure a rather disturbing... Look...
*The end of the Mission 4: Avalanche Rescue*
Proof 12: LOOK AT THIS PENGUIN! He wears a secret agent suit and glasses that were never seen before and he is staring at us!
Proof 12: Note that he pretends that he is reading the newspaper, but always opens in the SAME PAGE! With no doubts he is The Director observing our good work. And look at his color! HE IS DARK GREEN JUST LIKE AUNT ARCTIC!
Proof 13: Aunt Arctic confessed that she is a secret agent! In a issue of the newspaper she said that she has only got one Stamp left to earn in the System Defender!
Proof 13: It proves that FOR SURE she is an agent! So it's RATHER MORE POSSIBLE for her to be The Director!
Proof 14: And among so many revelations, I guess that you're still wondering: "But Grande Yoda, Aunt Arctic acts completely the opposite of The Director! She is sweet, pleasant, lovable and seems to be undefended! How could she be serious, skillful, smart and as cold as ice (who doesn't demonstrate feelings)?
Proof 14: Yeah I used to think like that too. And that was why I was still in doubts about her to be or not The Director... but I changed my mind when the "Super Hero Takeover" debuted and look what appeared in the newspaper...
Dear Aunt Arctic, Do you know the combination to the Bank vault? -Not A Bank Robber Dear Not A Bank Robber, This is one of the most innapropriate questions I've ever received. And I get questions about farts.
As a matter of fact, the combination to the Bank vault is trivia I've never collected. Even if I knew it though, I wouldn't tell you. Something about your name seems slightly suspicious.
And if you're thinking of breaking into the vault- please don't. It's reinforced steel, after all, and equipped with security systems. You'd need 3 Super Villains just to make a dent.
If you do feel the need to see the inside of the vault, why not become a model citizen, and apply for a job there? Sounds good? Have a great day!
Proof 14: Did you see? Aunt Arctic gave the same cold reception and she was brave and clever just like The Director! She was short, straight, as cold as ice, with no equivocal and she even didn't demonstrate any feelings. At no time she demonstrated rage, let alone happiness. And she also gave a GREAT kick in the robber!
Proof 14: In other words, she acted in a way IDENTICAL TO THE DIRECTOR! Now YES it's VERY CLEAR that she is WITH NO DOUBTS The Director of the Elite Penguin Force! Yeah, it was a BIG revelation that she did in the newspaper!
Proof 15: But wait! The proofs haven't finished! Aunt Arctic revealed many other times in the newspaper, look!
Dear Aunt Arctic, Are you secretly a Super Hero? -Sue Purr Dear Sue Purr, I suppose that might be possible. I could be the leader of an elite squad of super penguins, protecting the island from evil.
Proof 15: "Elite squad of super penguins" that's EXACTLY what the EPF is! So Aunt Arctic confesses that she is The Director, but after she denies it for doesn't ruin her disguise. Interesting...
I mean, anything's possible right? Hahaha! Sorry, just having a little fun there. I am most definitely not a Super Hero. I don't have any special powers, I don't have a secret fortress, and I don't look good in capes.
Though if I did have a secret identity, I probably wouldn't tell anyone. I'm pretty good at keeping secrets too.
Proof 15: Whoa! Aunt Arctic has revealed that she had a Secret Identity and she is good at keeping secrets! She said "I did have" instead of "I have" for anyone suspecting of her. But we know exactly what she pretended to say.
Chief Editor of a local newspaper! Stylish glasses. Classic pink hat. Fierce wit- capable of scaring any source into revealing top secret information. Terrifying! Proof 15: "Fierce wit capable of scaring any source into revealing top secret information" Look how Aunt Arctic describes her abilities! They're IDENTICAL to The Director's abilities!
"I had forgotten about that statue, and it's not often that I forget a piece of Club Penguin trivia." Proof 15: Wait! "I had forgotten about that statue"? How did Aunt Arctic forget the statue?? She SAID that is hard for her to forget pieces of Club Penguin trivia!
Proof 15: So Aunt Arctic DIDN'T forget about the statue! She only said this for she doesn't need to reveal the REASON of the statue be there. After all, only the EPF agents know the reason.
"A mystery! And for some reason it makes me nervous." Proof 15: And after, she completed saying the statue makes her nervous. But why?
Proof 15: Easy! In the same issue if you clicked in the words "Extremely Perplexing Features" would appear a message from The Director telling us to acess the site of Club Herbert.
Proof 15: And Aunt Arctic is The Director, so she looked at the site and saw that she is in the list "To Capture", which makes her nervous.
Proof 16: Do you remember that video?
*Video: Elite Penguin Force... Tubas?*
Proof 16: When it was released (August, 2011), nobody understood WHY did it release! We were like: "WHAT? Harmless penguins playing tubas when suddenly turn into secret agents? What's wrong with the Club Penguin Team to do this video?? o_O"
Proof 16: But, when I was in my investigation about Aunt Arctic be The Director, I saw this picture..
Proof 16: When you look for the first time, it doesn't seem anything special, but I could notice many things looking at this photo!
Proof 16: Note that it's like Aunt Arctic was giving orders to the penguin with a tuba, when she was surprised by the photographer!
Proof 16: Yeah giving orders not chatting! Look at her notepad in her flipper! It's like she had written the missions which she would pass to the penguin, isn't it?
Proof 16: She was playing the role of The Director telling the penguin that the EPF predicted that Herbert and Klutzy would appear in the island in 2 years and he and the other penguins with tubas had to be ready.
Proof 16: This pic was in the 200th issue of the Club Penguin Times (newspaper) in August, 2009. Although have a difference of 2 years between the photo and the video, we can notice that BOTH WERE RELEASED IN AUGUST, which can mean that they have some relationship.
Proof 16: Yeah I know. My theory sounds crazy, but give me another reason to release the video, instead of that?
PROOF 17: AND NOW FINALLY THE FINAL PROOF!!!!!!!!
PROOF 17: During the "Super Hero Takeover", I was almost sure that Aunt Arctic was The Director. And Aunt Arctic was appearing in CP during this party, so I found her and she said: "Ask me your questions, journalists!" So I asked her if she is The Director and DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS HER ANSWER???
PROOF 17: When I asked her if she is The Director, she started waddling from a side to other! And when I followed her and asked again she waddled to the other side! It proves that she was bothered with the question and it proves that...
SHE
IS
THE
DIRECTOR