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Have you heard that song "fashion is my poison".
Yup but I hate it
Todays music can hardly be called music.
They lift tunes sometimes from the west and sometimes from southern India.
The melodys are dead only
That's why I listen to old songs only.
Just like me.
Hey what that is your favourite song?
Lots, "Shilas defamation",
"Munnis sizzling youth" and..
"Junk food girl"? Have you hearded to that gem?
Yes ofcourse.
Infact I remember I was in school that time.
I had danced to this number and the dean himself gave me a standing ovation.
You know in our days every song oozed Indian culture.
Nowadays they only make ***.
{TAKE A BREAK}
This is 100% herbal fairness cream for male pets only.
It moisturises, nourishes and makes your pets skin fair by 90% in 7 days only.
How does this product sound to you?
Its good. Will I get a discount, if I place a yearly order?
No sir.
Actually there is no discount on this product but what I can do specially for you is there is a limited edition of this book written by Robin verma
Its called "The monk who sold his Jaguar to spend more time with his dog".
I can give you a free copy of that.
Oh thanks really man!
I was looking forward to reading this book.
By the way my dogs name is also Robin.
It's a sign for me to buyed this book.
Robin will be so happy no??hmm..
Sure. Please..
Uh. By the way where is Robin?
He's gone to the gym. Will be back soon.
{BREAK OVER}
Sooo you are single?
Yes and ready to mingle.
Hmm so you can get anyone?
Yaa.. but..umm
Oh you are very choicy ?
Noo.. its just that im looking for teetotalers
and till now whoever has proposed to me has either been a chain smoker
or, you know, they drink a lot
and I don't like that.
Hey whats with that ya?
Everybody doeses these things nowadays?
It's just that
if a person is going to treat their own body like gutter
how are they going to treat mine with respect?
Hmm. Goes on. Im listening.
Noo. That's it.
I don't mean to sound rude but
if one does not love themselves, respect themselves,
how are they going to love me and respect me and...
{SESSION OVER}
Sir would you like to pay Rs 5000 in cash or ?
Cash cash. thats great.
Look I'm your regular customer for last 3 years.
So I was hoping to get a discount.
I understand sir and we value your business.
But we at Lonely Planet Ltd.
Believe in giving a memorable experience and not discounts.
Ok. So whats the rate for a session without advertisements?
Sir with ads its Rs 5000.
and without ads its Rs 7500.
OK. I will go with ads
yes sir.
Sir I would also like to inform you that
for Platinum card holders such as you
we are offering physical intimacy card for Rs 500 only
Physical intimacy meaning sex??
Meaning sleeping partner?
Hmm Yes sir.
No. I want a talking partner only.
Someone who can listen to me and understand me,
like you.
Thank you for the compliment sir.
Is there anything else that I could do for you today?
Well, it is our wedding anniversary today.
Oh. Congratulations sir
Thanks.
When is your wife expected.
Tina is in office, running late.
I got her text very late.
I'm sure she will appreciate this gesture.
Why don't you wish her on my behalf..
and is there anything else I could do for you?
Please do something about the rates..
{SESSION OVER} Why don't you opt for regional language instead of english talking partner?
Regional language...??
Do you know about my reputation in the society.
Have you any idea? {SESSION OVER}
I understand sir.
OK good night.
Ewwwww..
discount discount discount...
looser!!
{Phone ring}
{ Hi this is Tina, I'm sorry I can't take your call now...
Please leave your name and number and I'll call back ASAP}
Hello Mr Gupta, how are you?
{Gupta is now offline}
Hey Lisa, wassup?
{Lisa is busy}
{Thank you for your call.
. All our agents are busy. Please hold or call back later}
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