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>> NATTIE: Previously on Total
Divas...
>> NIKKI: Ooh, is it my boxes?
Today is the day that I'm moving
in with John, and I am so
excited.
(cheering)
>> BRIE: I am so proud of Bryan.
He is now one of the top guys.
>> BRYAN: I miss you so much.
>> BRIE: Aw...
Being away from each other, it's
just really hard.
We work for the same company.
How do I feel like I never get
to see you?
>> JOHN: I've had some time to
think about things, and uh, the
formal term for it is a
cohabitation agreement.
>> NIKKI: I just am in such
shock.
>> JOHN: And I need you to sign
it three times.
>> NIKKI: I just feel so
embarrassed.
I just need to go think.
♪ ♪
>> SINGERS: ♪ Ain't gonna stop
me now ♪
(bell dings)
♪ ♪
(phone line ringing)
>> BRIE: Hello?
>> NIKKI: Hey.
>> BRIE: What's up?
>> NIKKI: So, John basically
handed me a paper that I have
to sign.
And it's basically about living
in his home.
In the beginning it goes:
"Although I do not wish to be
formal, I do not want there to
be any misunderstanding
regarding your presence at the
home as my guest."
>> BRIE: What the (bleep)?
>> NIKKI: I don't know where
this is coming from.
Is that all I'm ever going to be
in your heart, is a guest?
Am I ever gonna have that
permanent spot in the rest of
your life?
"In the event that I ask you to
vacate the home, you agree to
immediately vacate the home
and remove any and all items you
may have brought into the home
as soon as possible."
>> BRIE: That's like the
weirdest, craziest thing I've
ever heard of.
I didn't even know that existed.
>> NIKKI: I just don't
understand it.
>> BRIE: To be honest, I don't
either, because, you know, I
feel like a normal relationship,
like, that would never come up,
and Bryan would never do that
to me.
We're both on the same page in
our relationship.
>> NIKKI: Well, I just don't
know what to feel.
I'm so confused.
I don't know if it's disrespect,
or I need to be understanding.
But I don't understand.
I don't know what to feel.
>> BRIE: (bleep) no, you don't
need to understand that
(bleep).
>> NIKKI: Oh.
>> BRIE: The first time you move
in with someone, like, that's
you trusting him completely
and giving him everything.
>> NIKKI: Kind of makes me
second-guess where John and I
stand in our relationship.
I love John, but maybe he knows
that he doesn't want to be with
me forever.
>> BRIE: For him to do that, it
just kind of... makes me scared
for you, like... is this guy,
like, really serious about you?
>> ARIANE: Do you want some
water?
>> VINCENT: Yeah, why not?
(Ariane moans)
What's going on?
Are you falling asleep?
>> ARIANE: I'm tired.
I'm about to go to bed, babe.
>> VINCENT: "Bed" bed?
Or meaning, like...
let's get, you know, some...?
>> ARIANE: Babe.
>> VINCENT: Could we have some
workout in the bed?
>> ARIANE: Babe, I'm sleepy.
>> VINCENT: Maybe we can just...
>> ARIANE: Babe, I'm...
>> VINCENT: ...fool around,
like, a little action going on
tonight, just...
The last time we got intimate
was, what?
Like, four weeks, baby.
>> ARIANE: I understand, but
babe, you know how it hurts.
Vinnie and I haven't had sex for
a while, because I may have this
really painful condition called
endometriosis.
And, uh, when it comes to sex,
it's so painful.
It's like somebody's stabbing
you.
It doesn't help that Vinnie has
a huge winky.
It's not like I'm saying never.
I'm saying just not today.
I don't want it to hurt.
>> VINCENT: Yeah, but...
Baby, I know it hurts and stuff,
but we gotta talk to someone
about it.
Maybe, I don't know...
>> ARIANE: Maybe you should make
your wiener smaller.
>> VINCENT: How am I gonna make
my wiener smaller?
God gave me what I got.
That's it.
Oh, hey, God, can you make my
wiener smaller?
Because she hurts when I... when
my wiener is big.
Babe, there's no such thing like
that.
(Ariane groans)
>> ARIANE: I'm too tired!
>> NIKKI: I basically checked
into this hotel.
I just want to think about
things without John being near,
and see what's the right
decision to make.
>> KATHY: Hello?
>> NIKKI: Hey, Mom.
You know how John asked me to
move in, and, like, I've been
moving in, like, to his place
for the past week, but...
>> KATHY: Mm-hmm.
>> NIKKI: ...he gives me this
paper, and he's like, "I need
you to sign this."
It basically refers to me as a
guest in this paper.
And it says, "You agree that I
may pursue monetary damages or
other equitable relief to
compensate me for" any loss that
he may suffer related to me
being a guest in the home.
Um, "In the event that I ask you
to vacate the home, you agree to
immediately vacate the home and
remove any and all items you may
have brought into the home
within 48 hours of my request."
>> KATHY: Okay.
So, let me ask you a couple
questions.
Since you've been moving in,
have you felt like a guest?
Or do you feel like it is truly
your home also?
>> NIKKI: Wh... I... I feel like
it's my home.
>> KATHY: Now, his attorney, who
drew this up, is there to
protect him.
Now, understand that this
document is all based on past
experiences that John has had.
>> NIKKI: If John and I don't
work out, I don't want his home.
I don't want his money.
I don't want... anything that is
his, you know, like...
>> KATHY: When legal documents
start getting involved in
relationships, it makes it very
cold.
>> NIKKI: John needs to let go
of his past, and stop having his
past affect me.
>> KATHY: Call me if you need
me.
>> NIKKI: Okay, I will.
>> KATHY: Okay. Bye-bye.
>> NIKKI: Okay, bye.
(Nikki sighs)
>> MAN: Daniel!
(fans cheering, shouting)
>> FANS (chanting): Yes, yes,
yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
>> YOUNG FAN (chanting): Daniel,
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...
>> JO-JO: Nattie, we gotta
twerk.
Do the Miley Cyrus twerk.
>> NATTIE: What's a twerk?
No, you gotta do it first.
>> JO-JO: Come on, Nattie.
Just bend.
(Eva Marie laughs)
Like that.
Do it. Come on.
>> NATTIE: There is no way
that I'm doing it.
>> JO-JO: Yes, yes, yes.
>> NATTIE: No...
>> JO-JO: Twerk, twerk, twerk.
(boy whoops)
>> ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Monday
Night Raw.
(fans cheering)
>> FANS (chanting): Yes, yes...
>> ANNOUNCER: His opponent,
from Aberdeen, Washington...
weight: 210 pounds...
Daniel Bryan!
>> FANS (chanting): Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
>> ARIANE: Get it, get it!
(Trinity groans)
>> ARIANE: All the way down.
You ready for this match,
boo-boos?
>> TRINITY: Yes.
>> ARIANE: Yes?
>> TRINITY: All right.
That's when you get it,
crack it.
Oh!
Girl know how to cook it!
(Ariane laughs)
You got to cook it!
Ba-da-bow!
Bust it, bust it.
Twerk it, twerk it... (laughs)
You need to do that for Vinnie
tonight.
>> ARIANE: Uh, excuse me.
I'm tired, that's... all I want
to do is go to bed.
Then on top of that, it's
painful.
Like, you don't...
>> TRINITY: Ooh!
>> ARIANE: And he can only do,
like, a little bit inside.
(Trinity laughs)
>> ARIANE: The whole thing's
too much.
>> TRINITY: ♪ TMI! ♪
>> ARIANE: I've never really
been a *** person.
But even though Vinnie has been
so sweet, I know that he has to
be getting very frustrated.
>> TRINITY: When was the last
time you gave him some?
Give that man some cookie.
>> ARIANE: Girl, I...
>> TRINITY: Why you be trippin'?
Jon don't get it, he turn into
the Grinch.
Two days max, it's a wrap.
>> ARIANE: Really?
Oh, my God.
>> TRINITY: I'm like cha-boo.
No wonder she's angry.
No wonder she's so snappy all
the time.
At the same time, it's like I
almost... I want to suck it up.
You know, because it's just
like...
>> TRINITY: Oh...
Suck it...
>> ARIANE: Ew, ew!
(Trinity laughing)
Oh, my God!
So gross!
>> BRYAN: Hey, hey, hey, y'all.
(audience cheering)
Can somebody call my mama?
It's about to get funky up in
here.
♪ ♪
(bell dinging)
>> ARIANE: What is she doing?
(shouting)
♪ ♪
>> EVA MARIE: I've been a valet
for the Bellas, But it's time
for me to really step up my
craft.
No, I'm good.
>> SHANE: Good? Okay?
>> EVA MARIE: Yeah.
TJ, I want you to make me like
Nattie and like you.
>> TJ: It takes time.
>> EVA MARIE: TJ taught Nattie.
And I look up to Nattie, and I
try to emulate everything she
does.
So... if TJ could give me some
pointers, I would be beyond
thrilled.
>> TJ: Step this leg over my
foot...
>> SHANE: There you go, nice and
tight.
>> TJ: Yeah.
Then you sit down.
>> SHANE: Looks nice.
>> NATTIE: Hey, CJ.
Nice to see you guys.
>> TJ: Cross your knee here...
and then you sit down.
And then you step that way,
up and come, and flick
to here.
>> NATTIE: When I walk in, and
see TJ teaching Eva, I don't
even know what to think.
For him to be training with a
newbie, such as Eva Marie, is
really out of the ordinary.
(Eva Marie laughs)
Right now, I'm seeing red.
And I'm not talking about Eva's
cheap, fake hair color.
How the (bleep) do you think
that feels?
You are looking at him like you
want him.
>> EVA MARIE: No.
>> NATTIE: You have a reputation
for being shady.
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie is losing
her (bleep) mind.
Crazy.
>> JOHN: There's no nice way to
do this.
If you were to turn into some
sort of super evil person,
I would be stuck.
>> NIKKI: I feel like if I
don't sign this, there's no
future for John and I.
>> NATTIE: TJ.
(TJ laughs)
Hi, guys.
>> TJ: What's going on?
>> NATTIE: Norman.
>> TJ: We're just, we're just,
all red and everything.
>> EVA MARIE: Hey, Nattie.
>> NATTIE: That was a horrible
kiss...
>> TJ: 'Cause I'm all wrestling.
>> NATTIE: I can't give you a
little kiss?
>> TJ: I'm all, like, sweaty
and (bleep).
>> NATTIE: Oh, forget it, TJ.
So, show me what you guys
learned.
>> TJ: Steps through...
throw it...
>> NATTIE: Yeah, I'm not really
okay with Eva training with TJ.
I've been the only woman that
he's ever, ever, ever trained
with, and that's kind of why I
fell in love with TJ.
Because we were so intimate in
the ring.
TJ was teaching me moves, and it
made me, like, want to be closer
to TJ.
It's definitely a start.
>> TJ: There's only so many
girls to work, that eventually
you guys are gonna, have
matches.
>> NATTIE: Yeah.
>> TJ: And I thought what a
great story if, like, her story
is that she also has this
mission that she was talking
about, like, your confidence...
>> EVA MARIE: Sharpshooter.
>> TJ: ...and the way that,
like, when you scoop the legs,
everybody knows it.
>> EVA MARIE: You react, like,
with, like a huge pop.
>> NATTIE: Yeah?
>> TJ: This is the story, this
is the, like, the heat really.
>> SHANE: The tease, yeah.
>> NATTIE: No, I think it's
great, Norman, I honestly...
Erica, you guys should practice
that stuff more.
>> RECEPTIONIST: Hi.
>> ARIANE: Hi, how are you?
>> RECEPTIONIST: Good.
How are you?
>> ARIANE: Good.
I'm here for Dr. Bohn.
>> RECEPTIONIST: Okay.
>> ARIANE: I'm gonna go see the
gynecologist, just because
I want to figure out why I'm
having such painful
intercourse.
I don't know if the doctor's
gonna be able to help me out
with my sex life.
But, fingers crossed, I'm hoping
that she can.
>> BOHN: Hello.
>> ARIANE: Hi, how are you?
>> BOHN: I'm good. How are you?
>> ARIANE: I'm well, thank you.
>> BOHN: So, tell me about the
pain that you're having.
>> ARIANE: You know, usually
during sex it's very painful.
And when I have my period, I get
really bad cramps.
>> BOHN: Okay.
So the first thing I'm gonna do
is an abdominal exam,
and-and a pelvic.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: And then we'll do the
ultrasound.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: Did you have any
questions for me?
>> ARIANE: Um, no, but I didn't
know I was getting an exam, so
I just wanted to let you know,
girl, that it's-it's a little
hairy down there and not cute.
>> BOHN: Okay, okay.
Okay, you're gonna feel me
touching you.
Does it hurt when I'm pressing
on the top of your tummy?
>> ARIANE: No.
>> BOHN: It doesn't hurt on the
sides, either?
>> ARIANE: Go to the left side
real...
>> BOHN: It hurts more on the
left?
>> ARIANE: Yeah.
Having a doctor touch all on my
vajayjay, and all over my areas,
is very awkward.com, but to fix
my issues, I'm willing to do
whatever it takes.
>> BOHN: And then this is...
it may seem kind of strange.
Um, that's where I would have to
put a finger in your ***.
>> ARIANE: Oh, my God.
(groans)
>> BOHN: So try to relax.
You're almost done.
You're doing very good.
(Ariane squeals)
OMG.
>> BOHN: So, now we do the
ultrasound.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: It goes in the ***,
that's why we use the condoms.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: Um, we don't want you
to get pregnant here. (laughs)
>> ARIANE: Oh, my gosh.
>> BOHN: I'm just teasing.
And, you're not in a place where
you want to have a baby yet?
>> ARIANE: Oh, no.
I'm looking at the ultrasound
wand, and all I can think is,
damn, is that seriously about to
go inside of me right now?
Now, s-sometimes you can just
have painful periods and not
have endometriosis.
>> ARIANE: Oh, really?
>> BOHN: Mm-hmm.
So, just because you have
painful periods, doesn't
necessarily...
>> ARIANE: But then what about
the part of sex hurting bad,
too?
>> BOHN: I mean, sex can hurt
bad with people who don't have
endometriosis.
>> ARIANE: Got it. Okay.
>> BOHN: Yeah, this is your
uterus, right here.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: And it looks very
normal.
This is your left ovary, right
here, and that also
looks healthy.
So, the good news, is that I
don't see anything grossly that
looks like endometriosis.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: So, that's a good
thing.
>> ARIANE: Okay, so, is there
any other type of things, like,
what about, um, 'cause I've
heard about sex therapy before.
>> BOHN: That may help.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> BOHN: And you could do that,
and see if it helps.
>> ARIANE: So, maybe it's not
endometriosis that's ruining my
whole sex life.
Maybe... (sighs)... I honestly,
I just don't know what it is.
And right now, I'm really
confused.
I'm just like, damn, I can't
win.
>> TJ: You almost ready?
>> NATTIE: I'm coming, I'm just
getting a cup of coffee.
>> TJ: You always find a bunch
of other little things to do
before.
>> NATTIE: So, what are we doing
after?
Lunch?
>> TJ: I wonder if I should go
to the gym, or go to the
performance center.
>> NATTIE: Why would you go to
the performance center?
>> TJ: You don't want to go to
the performance center?
>> NATTIE: I like the
performance center.
I think it's beautiful.
I just wanted to go, and, like,
have a day where we worked out
together.
>> TJ: Actually, Eva asked me to
roll around with her.
>> NATTIE: TJ is preparing for
his comeback.
The last thing that TJ needs to
be doing is practicing with a
novice.
So, I don't understand why he
wants to go wrestling with Eva.
Go to the performance center.
You do your thing, I'll do my
thing, I have a lot of stuff to
take care of today.
I'll just go on my own.
>> TJ: Somehow that looks...
>> NATTIE: If you want to train
with Eva, that's fine.
I just wish you would have
said something earlier to me
about it.
It's kind of... yeah.
All right.
I'm gonna go work out, and
meet me back here.
Don't be too long at the
performance center.
>> TJ: Well, I'm not gonna be
too long.
I love you long enough.
>> BRIE: Josie, come on.
Oh, yes!
Ooh, you are such a good girl!
Are you excited to see Daddy?
(phone rings)
Hey.
Where are you?
>> BRYAN: Uh, hey, sorry, uh,
I'm not gonna be able to make
it, I just...
Carlo just called, and said
I have seven different
interviews this weekend.
Live events and stuff.
But, uh, but I'll make it up to
you.
I will take you to a very
romantic dinner.
>> BRIE: What about Josie?
How are you gonna make it up
to her?
>> BRYAN: I will give her a
very, very romantic scratching.
>> BRIE: Ew.
>> BRYAN: I will scratch her
butt, like her butt has never
been scratched before.
>> BRIE: I'm just really bummed
out, because Bryan's schedule's
so insane, that I haven't seen
him, and, when we have that
little couple days to relax, of
course, he has work.
Well, um, have fun doing your
interviews.
>> BRYAN: Well, I will.
>> BRIE: Okay, mm-bye.
>> BRYAN: Okay, bye.
>> BRIE: I know, I'm sad, too.
>> NATTIE: The fact that TJ is
helping, kind of teach Eva a few
new things.
I'm feeling a little weird about
this whole situation.
So I thought the best way to nip
this in the bud, is to just see
for myself what the hell's going
on.
>> EVA MARIE: Lock, right?
>> TJ: Yeah.
>> EVA MARIE: And then, we
switched it.
>> TJ: Yeah.
>> EVA MARIE: Oh, wait, so, it
was here, and then switch, boom.
>> NATTIE: The last person in
the world that I would want to
have in the ring with TJ is Eva.
Wearing no bra, grabbing TJ,
putting him in a headlock,
and putting his head up against
her ***.
Do you know where Fandango is?
>> MAN: Uh, he's right over
there.
>> NATTIE: Hi, good to see you.
>> FANDANGO: How you doing?
You look good.
>> NATTIE: I needed to work on
some conditioning and stuff like
that, so...
>> FANDANGO: You want me to go
and roll around with you?
>> NATTIE: If you have a chance,
I would love that.
Meet me in the ring, I'm just
going to go take my jacket off,
and get warmed up and stuff.
>> TJ: And I go behind.
And then you do that takedown
where you go to your knee...
>> EVA MARIE: Uh-huh.
(Nattie groans)
>> NATTIE: I really appreciate
you doing this.
>> FANDANGO: Yeah, no problem.
What're you looking to work on?
>> NATTIE: I just want to, like,
show, you know, Hunter and
Vince, that I, like, I'm in
really good ring shape, and I'm
ready to like, get back into the
title picture.
>> FANDANGO: Yeah.
>> TJ: And keep going, keep
going, and then you drop out to
your knee there.
>> NATTIE: So just lock up with
me?
(Fandango and Nattie grunting)
>> NATTIE: Perfect.
>> EVA MARIE: And then the one
thing...
(Fandango grunts)
That was so good.
>> TJ: Nat, I didn't know
you were coming here today.
>> NATTIE: We're just gonna
work on go-behinds. Lock up.
>> TJ: Nat, what are...?
>> NATTIE: I'm practicing
wrestling right now.
Lock up.
Well, surprise, surprise.
TJ sees Fandango without a
shirt on, and all of a sudden,
he's not interested in Eva's
push-up bra anymore.
He's paying attention to me.
>> TJ: Old Fandango, he's pretty
hot over there.
He's got his shirt off.
I guess the air conditioning
isn't...
>> NATTIE: No, I didn't want to
interrupt you guys in what you
were doing, so...
>> TJ: No, the air conditioning
stopped hitting this ring, too.
It's so weird.
I don't know what's going on.
>> EVA MARIE: What is going on?
>> NATTIE: You want to run the
ropes a bit?
>> FANDANGO: Well, I mean, if
he's gonna be (bleep) yelling at
at us...
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie, do you
want to come in here?
>> NATTIE: What?
>> TJ: Hey, you can't deal with
his hands?
>> FANDANGO: She asked me to
work out with her, man.
I don't know what you want
me to do.
>> TJ: He realizes we're
married, right? Old Fandango?
>> NATTIE: TJ, how do you think
it makes me feel walking in
here and seeing you guys train?
>> TJ: Well, Eva, thank
you very much.
I'm gonna get out of here.
>> EVA MARIE: Thank you.
Thank you, TJ.
>> TJ: See ya. Hopefully,
we don't have to work
too soon, Fandango.
Nat, I'll see you at home,
if you show up.
>> WOMAN: So let me ask you this
Ariane: how often do
you ***?
>> ARIANE: Mm...
(both chuckle)
(phone rings)
BRYAN: Hello?
No, you're timing was actually
perfect.
>> BRIE: I can get angry quickly
when I'm being disrespected.
>> TJ: See ya. Hopefully,
we don't have to work
too soon, Fandango.
Nat, I'll see you at home,
if you show up.
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie, what the
(bleep) is going on?
>> NATTIE: What the (bleep) is
going on with you?
>> EVA MARIE: What do you mean?
I don't understand.
You're like...
>> NATTIE: No, Eva, no.
First of all, let me talk.
How would you feel if I was in
there like this with Jonathan?
"Let's go, Jonathan."
How the (bleep) do you think
that feels?
You are looking at him like
you want him.
>> EVA MARIE: No.
>> NATTIE: You have a reputation
for being shady-- you do.
>> EVA MARIE: I'm engaged.
I'm getting married.
Nattie, honestly, you're taking
this to a whole nother level.
I promise you, like, I would
never, in a million years...
>> NATTIE: I don't trust you.
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie, come on,
look at what you're wearing, and
you're wrestling Fandango.
Come on.
>> NATTIE: I'm out.
>> EVA MARIE: You need to
seriously listen to me.
>> NATTIE: You want to be with
TJ, then you guys can
be together.
>> EVA MARIE: Nattie is clearly
losing her (bleep) mind.
(sing-songy): Crazy.
>> VINCENT: Well, you know, last
night, I went and got some
burrito from here, babe,
carne asada burrito.
Oh, my God, that thing
was thebomb.com.
>> ARIANE: That's like your new
little spot now?
>> VINCENT: Yeah.
Babe, it was good.
>> ARIANE: I'm following my
doctor's advice to try to work
on my issues with sex.
So, today, Vinnie and I are
gonna go see a sex therapist.
One of these doctors is weird.
We're going to therapy.
I don't know.
Our sex life would be a little,
huh, you know, like...
Not like huh, like hmm.
Am I right or wrong?
No, listen, we're talking...
>> ARIANE: Oh, my goodness.
>> VINCENT: No, but I'm serious.
Like, it starts out, like,
"Oh, yes!
You know? It's like, "huh."
>> ARIANE: Oh, my gosh.
For me, just talking about sex
period, is just very
uncomfortable.
But I will pretty much do
anything right now to get this
problem solved.
Just for the simple fact, like,
I can't have this affecting my
relationship.
>> CHRISTINE MILROD: Well, how
are you feeling coming here?
>> ARIANE: I mean, the reason
why we came here-- correct me
if I'm wrong, babe-- is just
because, like, one of my issues
is having sex is, painful.
Because of the pain and stuff,
it's like I don't want to be
*** and I'm never really,
like, in the mood.
And, obviously, being in a
relationship, it's only fair to
try to figure out how can we
fix this?
>> VINCENT: Even if we have
intercourse, like I always ask
her, "Are you, are you hurting?"
I'm not a selfish person.
Knowing that my girl is hurting,
that she's not enjoying,
I can't do it.
>> MILROD: Do you ever enjoy it?
>> ARIANE: For oral, yes.
But for intercourse, no.
>> MILROD: Is your *** large?
(Ariane and Vincent chuckle)
>> MILROD: What do you think,
Ariane?
>> ARIANE: I mean, I think so.
>> MILROD: You think so?
>> ARIANE: Yeah.
>> MILROD: Okay.
Are you ever ***?
>> ARIANE: Mm, no, not really.
>> MILROD: No?
>> ARIANE: I'm not really
***, so if I never had sex,
I wouldn't really care.
>> MILROD: Hmm.
Let me ask you this, Ariane:
Do you ever strip for Vincent?
>> ARIANE: Um, oh, no.
>> MILROD: Would you consider
caressing your body in front
of Vincent?
>> ARIANE: No.
>> MILROD: How often do you
***?
>> ARIANE: Mm...
>> MILROD: Do you ever?
>> ARIANE: No, I don't, I don't.
No, that's, that's
weird for me.
>> MILROD: Ariane, I don't
believe that you have fully
investigated what you like and
what you don't like
because you've made your mind up
that a lot of stuff is just
weird sexually.
You need to expand.
The majority of women do not
*** exclusively through
intercourse.
They just don't.
Right now, intercourse is
associated with pain,
it's associated with anxiety.
How do we get you to start
associating intercourse
with ***?
I'm proposing expanding
your mind, expanding
your imagination.
I want you to go and get
a vibrator.
I want you to read dirty books.
I want you to explore yourself.
Figure out what you like,
what you don't like.
Some couples engage in BDSM,
for instance.
Playing scenes, and bondage, and
dominance and submission.
Have you ever thought
about that?
I mean, you're a wrestler,
right, so...
(Vincent laughs)
>> ARIANE: Oh, my God.
No, I haven't.
>> MILROD: So, what about
you, Vincent?
>> VINCENT: Maybe role-playing,
yeah.
>> MILROD: Good.
>> VINCENT: I'm open.
>> MILROD: How do you feel about
that scenario, Ariane?
>> ARIANE: Um, I'm....
>> VINCENT: Next question.
(Vincent laughs)
>> ARIANE: I'm not there yet.
I get what the sex therapist is
saying: there's different ways
to explore and have fun sex.
But that's kind of out of my
comfort zone.
>> MILROD: If this relationship
is supposed to last, definitely
expanding your sex life
is a good thing.
>> BRIE: So you missed a really
good weekend of live events.
>> NIKKI: Oh, did I?
>> BRIE: Yeah, I had some really
good matches.
>> NIKKI: Did you learn any
new moves?
>> BRIE: Actually, I'm trying to
do this dropkick off the second
turnbuckle.
So we'll see.
So, how's John?
>> NIKKI: He's good.
>> BRIE: Did you talk to him
about the agreement?
>> NIKKI: No, I haven't talked
to him yet.
>> BRIE: Nicole, are you
kidding?
Um, can we talk about that?
>> NIKKI: Just, I don't know.
And so... the fact that he was
just afraid to give that to me
because I would leave.
It's just, that's the
only thing that bothers me.
Is, like, let me have
the choice.
>> BRIE: But you're telling me
this when you need to be
telling John this.
Exactly what you just said
right now...
>> NIKKI: I know.
>> BRIE: ...you need to be
telling John.
>> NIKKI: I haven't called
John yet because I don't want
to make a mistake.
I don't want to mess things up.
I just want time to think
and make the right decision.
I'm kind of afraid.
Like, John and I have this
perfect, like, happy
relationship.
I'm afraid, like, bringing it
up, this will ruin stuff.
>> BRIE: I look at it way
differently than you do.
You need to get everything out.
And if you just let it all
build up inside, you're really
gonna start hating him.
And you're also just one day
gonna blow up at him.
>> NIKKI: Right.
I'm so confused.
Well, I guess I'll call him and
talk to him about that
agreement.
What do I say?
Like, "Meet up later"?
>> BRIE: Yeah, meet up.
>> NIKKI: I know.
>> BRIE: Ew.
>> NIKKI: What are you doing?
>> BRIE: Well, you had hair all
over your face.
>> NIKKI: Ew. You're not my mom.
>> BRIE: I should be.
>> NIKKI: Whatever.
I'll see you later.
>> BRIE: Love you.
>> NIKKI: Love you, too.
I have a really big decision
to make.
I need to tell him how I feel,
and just hear what he has
to say.
Hey, it's me.
I'm just ready to talk.
I just wish I was dating the
guy who I was dating from
the beginning.
>> BRYAN: Bryan-- who wasn't as
successful as me?
>> BRIE: I mean, I felt like you
gave a (bleep) about me.
>> NIKKI: I'm definitely nervous
to meet up with John.
But seeing him doesn't mean that
I'm gonna sign this.
Well, I've been thinking about
your paper.
>> JOHN: There's no nice way
to do this, Nicole.
>> NATTIE: Hi.
What's up with you two?
>> TJ: Fandango here?
>> NATTIE: TJ.
>> TJ: Yeah?
But is Fandango here, for real?
>> NATTIE: Nobody's here right
now.
Can I at least talk to you and
explain what happened?
>> TJ: Wrestling with shirtless
Fandango, and... "wrestling"
being used very loosely,
what I saw.
>> NATTIE: TJ, I saw you guys
wrestling, and I know Eva's
background.
And I know that she's a swimsuit
model, she's a bombshell, she's
everything that I'm not.
I felt jealous, because
she's way prettier than I am.
>> TJ: I wouldn't say that.
Nat, she wants to be able to
wrestle you.
She said she idolizes you.
I'm just trying to help somebody
out... a coworker out.
That's it.
>> NATTIE: I'm so stupid.
I feel like such an idiot, that
I, like, overreacted.
>> TJ: You're trying to get me
jealous?
>> NATTIE: Yeah.
Are you really jealous of
Fandango?
>> TJ: I'm not at all jealous.
If he wants to... dance all day
and night...
(Nattie laughs)
...and wear little sequined
pants, and have sparkles all
over his body...
>> NATTIE: Please don't be mad
at me, TJ.
Please don't be mad.
>> TJ: You're the one who got
all mad and all hostile.
>> NATTIE: I'm not being
hostile.
>> TJ: Look, he doesn't like the
hostility.
I love one person, one girl,
that's you.
>> NATTIE: I just (bleep) up.
Lock up with me.
>> TJ: You don't know how to
lock up.
(both grunting)
Why would you hit my ear?
(Nattie laughing)
>> TJ: What are you doing?
>> BRIE: Wow, it's hot out.
Like a sweaty mustache.
(Bryan laughs)
>> BRIE: With how crazy Bryan's
schedule is, we just haven't
found a lot of alone time.
So the fact that we actually
get to go have lunch together?
It just makes me so happy.
Isn't it cute in here?
>> BRYAN: Yeah.
This would be cute if we
decorated our kitchen like this.
>> BRIE: Right?
>> BRYAN: Yeah.
>> BRIE: I feel like I haven't
seen a lot of you.
>> BRYAN: Carrano keeps texting
me.
>> BRIE: Mark Carrano?
>> BRYAN: Yeah.
>> BRIE: Why?
>> BRYAN: I don't know.
(Bryan laughs)
>> BRIE: I'm sure he can wait a
couple hours.
Like, hello, it's my off day.
(phone ringing)
>> BRYAN: Hello?
Uh, I'm actually in the middle
of having lunch with Brie.
Uh, no, I mean, I can... I can
do it, if you guys need me to.
No, your timing was actually
perfect.
Hold on just a second.
>> BRIE: Perfect.
Thank you.
>> BRYAN: Sorry.
Carrano needed me to do a
phoner.
Oh, I was sweating out there.
All this is local?
>> BRIE: Yeah, I think so.
(phone rings)
>> BRYAN: Hello?
Another one?
>> BRIE: Seriously?
>> BRYAN: I'm sorry, I have to
take this.
>> BRIE: I can get angry,
quickly, when I feel that I'm
being disrespected.
Why don't we just get the check
and go home?
>> BRYAN: You okay?
>> BRIE: Yeah, I'm fine.
>> BRYAN: You're not overly
talkative.
>> BRIE: Well, tried to talk
at lunch, but...
kept getting interrupted.
All I wanted was us to have a
couple hours to ourselves, to do
something that we haven't done
in a long time.
Just even an hour, Bryan.
I guess I just wish I was dating
the guy who I was dating from
the beginning.
Not the Bryan I'm dating now.
>> BRYAN: You wish you were
dating the Bryan who wasn't as
successful as me?
(laughing): Is that what
you're...
was that what you were asking?
>> BRIE: I guess, 'cause that
made it feel like you gave a
(bleep) about me.
I'm just getting tired of you
feeling that you can constantly
sacrifice my feelings...
>> BRYAN: When I have to do
something, I have to do
something, in the same sense
that when you have to go film
something...
>> BRIE: Yeah, well, you have
to also make sure that your
relationship's all right.
I just want to scream.
Like, do you care about us?
You have me now, and it's like,
whatever, you don't have to try
at all.
>> BRYAN: Sometimes things don't
go off as planned.
>> BRIE: I feel like there's
always an excuse.
>> VINCENT: I'm putting 110% in
on this therapy thing.
(riding crop smacks)
>> ARIANE: Oh! Okay.
(Araine whimpers)
>> VINCENT: Want it easy...
like motorboating.
>> BRIE: Bryan needs to hear
a lot of things.
He has no time for me.
>> NIKKI: You're mean to him.
Think about how much more you're
stressing him out.
Like he doesn't have enough
stress on his plate.
I mean, shoot.
>> ARIANE: Ew...
>> VINCENT: Hey, babe.
>> ARIANE: Hey, hon.
>> VINCENT: What's goin' on?
I'm home.
I went shopping today.
Come here, come here.
As usual, you know...
>> ARIANE: Ooh... some wine.
Wait, is that cheap wine though?
>> VINCENT: No, no, no, it's a
good one, babe.
>> ARIANE: Oh, okay.
>> VINCENT: I don't do cheap, I
know how you are.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> VINCENT: Look here.
Some bubbly.
>> ARIANE: Oh.
What's this?
>> VINCENT: Don't worry
about it.
Look, look, baby, this is what I
got.
>> ARIANE: Okay, okay, okay.
Look, I'm putting 110% in on
this therapy thing.
(riding crop smacks)
(dog whimpers)
>> ARIANE: Oh, okay.
>> VINCENT: That's-that's the
number one weapon.
If the number one doesn't work,
we go option two.
(Ariane whimpers)
Look at that.
Different speed.
Rough ride.
Want it easy...
Like motorboating.
>> ARIANE: Oh, my God, babe.
I can not with you right now.
>> VINCENT: Okay, this is how it
works, babe.
Turn it.
That's it.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> VINCENT: Babe, you know, the
sex therapist.
We gotta try it out.
>> ARIANE: Okay.
>> VINCENT: And then, babe, the
one and only, babe.
The best of the best.
>> ARIANE: What is that?
>> VINCENT: King of the kings.
I mean, the king of the kings,
baby.
Look at this.
>> ARIANE: What the (bleep)
is...?
>> VINCENT: Look at that.
Say hello to my little friend.
>> ARIANE: Vinnie bringing home
all these gadgets and whips
and whatnot...
Oh, Lord, what am I about to get
myself into?
What is that for?
>> VINCENT: You want to give it
a shot for a couple of them,
you know?
>> ARIANE: I'm just trying
to get comfortable.
You know, this is all very
uncomfortable for me...
>> VINCENT: Okay, but... why is
it uncomfortable?
>> ARIANE: I'm not used to all
this stuff.
>> VINCENT: Okay, just... pick a
couple of 'em, or whatever you
think.
Maybe you could take this.
We gotta try it out.
>> ARIANE: Can I see this?
>> VINCENT: No, no, no, no.
>> ARIANE: I mean, no, I just
want to see it.
>> VINCENT: Here.
Sick, huh?
(riding crop smacks)
Babe, I-I-I need you, uh, don't
hurt yourself, 'cause I need you
tonight.
>> ARIANE: Are we gonna have
some champagne?
>> VINCENT: If that makes you go
in the bed, baby, then I'm
popping this.
>> ARIANE: Okay, baby.
Get those things!
>> VINCENT: Whoa, now, ease up.
>> ARIANE: Wait, hold on, wait,
hold on.
>> VINCENT: No, no, no.
(cork pops)
>> VINCENT: Ooh, (bleep)!
>> ARIANE: Babe, look what I
have... on.
You said you like heels.
>> VINCENT: Oh, that's what I'm
talkin' about, baby.
(Ariane whoops)
>> VINCENT: Damn, babe.
Here you go.
>> ARIANE: Come on, babe.
I'm fully making these steps to
improve our *** relationship.
And they're baby steps, they're
small, you know.
You have to...
you have to start small.
I like this.
>> VINCENT: Oh, babe, no.
>> ARIANE: (bleep) yes!
>> VINCENT: Ease up, ease up.
>> ARIANE: Like Daniel Bryan.
Yes, yes...
>> BOTH (chanting): Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
>> ARIANE: Look, I'm-I'm gonna
really try to...
>> VINCENT: Okay.
>> ARIANE: ...get outside of the
box, okay?
>> VINCENT: Okay.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
>> ARIANE: Okay, ready?
Close your eyes.
>> VINCENT: Okay.
>> ARIANE: Come on, go this way.
Come on.
>> VINCENT: Hey, what's got into
you?
>> ARIANE: Faster!
I'm actually really enjoying
this.
It's like this dominatrix type
of thing.
And I'm feeling, like, real
good, like I'm in control.
And I can just... pow-pow.
(dog whimpers)
>> VINCENT: Try this, baby.
(vibrator buzzing)
>> ARIANE: Ooh!
(Ariane moans, laughs)
>> ARIANE: Yes! Yes!
>> BOTH (chanting): Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
>> INSTRUCTOR: ...along your
back...
Fingers are spread wide.
That's a good job...
>> NIKKI: I left John a message,
and I haven't heard back from
him.
And I just told Brie that I
don't even want to talk about
it.
So, there's nothing better to
make everyone feel good than
some hot yoga.
>> INSTRUCTOR: So hinge at your
hips and roll down...
>> NIKKI: We have some time.
You want to finish our coffees?
Oh, you don't have a coffee.
>> BRIE: No, I finished mine.
Well, maybe you can kind of just
help me, 'cause I know what you
deal with, with... never mind,
'cause you're texting.
>> NIKKI: Yes, no, go ahead.
>> BRIE: I (bleep) hate that.
>> NIKKI: Ew.
>> BRIE: I do.
>> NIKKI: Don't get rude.
I know you do, okay?
Brie time.
>> BRIE: Well, it's rude when
people are in conversations, and
they pick up the phone and text.
>> NIKKI: Brie, okay!
>> BRIE: It's rude.
>> NIKKI: I was looking at
the time.
>> BRIE: No, it means you don't
give a (bleep) what we're
talking about.
>> NIKKI: No, I do.
I'm just looking...
>> BRIE: You were not looking at
the time.
I saw your thumbs going.
>> NIKKI: No, the thumbs...
I did the swipe.
>> BRIE: Your poor thumbs are
going to get arthritis.
>> NIKKI: This was mine.
>> BRIE: Ew.
>> NIKKI: When I had no ***.
>> BRIE: Yeah.
And I do have ***, by the way.
>> NIKKI: Not like mine.
>> BRIE: Whatever, you know what
I mean.
>> NIKKI: So what were you
saying?
>> BRIE: I was saying that I
guess you can just help me
through this, because, I don't
know, it's just like...
Bryan, he has no time for me.
The position he's in now,
it's just like, we're, like...
being buddies and business
partners.
When Bryan and I were first
dating, life was a lot more
simple for us.
And he couldn't even get on TV.
And I was the champion.
And it's just so weird how roles
are reversed.
>> NIKKI: Aren't you kind of
proud of him?
I mean, wasn't this his dream,
to be, like, the number one
wrestler?
Like, no offense, but, you're
very needy.
You're mean to him.
>> BRIE: I am...
>> NIKKI: I mean, shoot.
You would love it right now if
you were the Divas champ,
booked on every show.
You would be in heaven and you
would not want anyone to
take that away from you.
I know you.
I get it. John is always gone,
doing appearances.
But, Brie, your man's busy.
Live with it.
Think about how much more you're
stressing him out.
Like, he doesn't have enough
stress on his plate.
You're supposed to be his, like,
escape in life.
Like, "There's the woman I love,
and today was a hard day at
work, and now she's gonna
make me happy.
Oh, wait, it's Brie."
>> BRIE: You know, I kind of
feel bad for Bryan.
>> NIKKI: I would.
>> BRIE: I've been really
***.
>> BRYAN: Josie!
>> BRIE: I've been holding a
grudge against Bryan.
I really do need to sit down and
talk to him.
I feel like I don't even exist
in your world.
>> JOHN: This is what
my life is.
This is what it's become.
I just don't want to ever be in
a position where that's
in jeopardy.
>> NIKKI: And that's selfish.
(phone rings)
>> NIKKI: Hello?
>> JOHN: Hello, Nicole.
I didn't think I would get you.
I thought I would get your
voicemail.
>> NIKKI: No.
I decided to answer.
>> JOHN: I've been wanting to
talk to you.
I want you to be comfortable,
and maybe if I just had a
little chance to explain myself.
I don't know.
I would love to do it in person.
Maybe we can go to dinner,
or something close by?
Does that sound like something
you'd be interested in?
>> NIKKI: Yeah, I'd meet
for dinner.
I want to understand what all
this means.
And I want him
to make me understand.
The least that I could do is
just hear what he has to say.
>> JOHN: Well, we could start to
talk it over, and I just want
you to know that, I miss you,
and I love you very much.
And I'm so glad we can
go together.
You just tell me where
to be, okay?
>> NIKKI: Okay, I will.
>> JOHN: I love you, Nicole.
>> NIKKI: Okay, bye.
>> JOHN: Bye.
(toy squeaks)
>> BRIE: Josie!
Hello? I'm right here.
Oh! You're not giving me
attention either.
(Josie panting)
>> BRIE: I have to admit, I've
been holding a grudge against
Bryan because I very much felt
offended at our lunch
the other day.
>> BRYAN: Josie!
Hey! Oh, you!
(Bryan groans playfully)
>> BRIE: But I've just been
selfish and needy.
So, I really do need to sit down
and talk to him.
>> BRYAN (groans): I'm so tired.
>> BRIE: I bet.
So, I talked to Nicole
yesterday.
>> BRYAN: What did she have
to say?
How everybody was looking
at her ***?
Doing a lot of *** talk?
>> BRIE: No.
(Bryan laughs)
>> BRIE: She kind of put some
things into perspective for me.
Like, I just kind of told her,
like, when we started dating, we
got to see each other so much.
And just in the last couple of
months, it's, like, I feel like
I don't even exist in your
world.
But you know, it's a business.
And it's not gonna be forever.
So, in my Brie way, I'm trying
to apologize and say sorry.
>> BRYAN: Aw, well, thank you.
I'll try to do better
on my end, too.
I know sometimes I get
so consumed.
'Cause even though I'm really
busy, I can't... not make time
for you.
>> BRIE: This is just a little
point in our lives.
And he's doing it for me,
for the family that we want,
for the house that we want.
And if it's gonna be a rough
patch for us for a couple years,
then we'll make it work.
I might be needy...
but at least I could admit it.
That I'm needy.
Like, who cares?
I want attention from you.
It's not a bad thing, right?
>> BRYAN: No.
>> BRIE: Should I go let
Josie out?
You should make me a sammich,
woman.
>> BRIE: I will make you
a sandwich, but it's not
because you called me woman.
It's because I was already gonna
do that.
>> BRYAN (laughs): All right.
>> BRIE: And I'm gonna go check
on Josie.
>> BRYAN: I'm gonna take my
shoes off.
>> BRIE: Please, don't put them
on the bed.
>> BRYAN: And maybe my pants.
>> BRIE: Ooh, I'll be
right back.
(Bryan laughs)
>> NIKKI: I'm definitely nervous
to meet up with John because
I'm just still so unsure if I
want to sign this document.
But seeing him doesn't mean
that I'm gonna sign this.
Well, I've been thinking about
your paper.
>> JOHN: Ah...
Yes.
There's no nice way to do this,
Nicole.
it's something that's necessary.
If you were to turn into some
sort of super evil person, that
I've never seen yet, but if you
did, I would be stuck.
I would be stuck.
>> NIKKI: I feel like if I don't
sign this, there's no future for
John and I.
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>> NIKKI: I've been thinking
about your paper.
>> JOHN: It's something that's
necessary.
>> NIKKI: Being practically
unpacked, I felt like you were
being selfish.
And you even tell me that the
reason why you didn't give it to
before, is 'cause you were
afraid I'd say no.
>> JOHN: Yeah.
>> NIKKI: And that's selfish.
>> JOHN: Yes, you're right.
You're right.
I should have told you before
you packed the first box.
I guess the reason I didn't ask
you when I asked was because I
didn't want to take something so
wonderful and immediately
(bleep) it up with something
so business.
This is what my life is.
This is what it's become.
You met my family.
You think my mom paid for that
house herself?
>> NIKKI: Yeah.
>> JOHN: She didn't.
My brother lives in that house.
They're expecting a child.
My younger brother, who's got
medical problems, I make sure
he's okay.
I always tell him, I'm a horse
(bleep) brother, but I, I try
the best, to be the best
provider that I can.
I just don't want to ever be in
a position where that's
in jeopardy.
>> NIKKI: I didn't know about
all that.
I had no idea that my man
supports this many people.
If I had the money, I'd want
to support my family.
And I'd be damned to let anyone
take that away from my family.
Not a lot of men nowadays would
take care of their family.
And I think it's just amazing.
>> JOHN: So, I don't have to
move your stuff out?
>> NIKKI: No, you don't have to
move my stuff out.
>> JOHN: Let's just say, that we
were to toy with the idea of
being married.
>> NIKKI: I came up with my
own prenup.
>> JOHN: Okay, what are
your terms?
>> NIKKI: You need to have sex
with me every day.
Oral, too.
Give me ten to 15 kisses
a day.
I want to kiss you.
>> JOHN: Go ahead!
I owe you 15 anyway.
>> NIKKI: Yeah, 15 every day.
>> JOHN: Let's go home.
>> NIKKI: I'm ready to go.
>> JOHN: All right.
>> NATTIE: Next week on
Total Divas...
>> ARIANE: I think that you
could make a great
WWE Superstar.
>> BILL: Give me everything
you got.
Go.
You want an opportunity to come
here and be paid to do this?
>> NIKKI: I can help you
redecorate the house.
No candles. No personal photos.
I can't do this anymore.
I feel like I'm living
in a museum.
>> TRINITY: Hey, Dad!
>> MAN: I'm moving in here.
Party tonight!
>> JON: What the (bleep) is
going on?
I live here.
>> TRINITY: I live here, too.
So what's the problem?
>> JON: Where the (bleep) do you
think I'm going?
>> TRINITY: Where you going?!