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Matan Gaash
Nir Levy
Meshi Sidi
Shoval Nachum
"My Documents"
Oh la-ke, la-ke, making some egg salad.
Oh walla, walla, now everybody jumps.
Oh la-ke, la-ke, making some egg salad.
Oh yummy, yummy... -Matan! Matan!
Matan! Matan! Matan!
Matan! -What is this?
Matan! Matan! Matan! -Ah?!
Matan! Matan! -What is this?!
Matan! Matan! Matan! Matan! Matan! Matan!
Matan! Matan!!!
Matan! -What?
You said you'll help me on the computer! Why aren't you helping me? Why why why?!
Fine, but... -Why?! Why?!
Okay, let's go. -Yay! yay!
Yay! yay, yay, yay! yay!
I'm so thankful that you're helping me,
Because I don't have a clue about how these things work. -No problem, piece of cake, what would you like to know?
First off, can you show me how to open this word file? -Okay, go to My Documents.
Okay... -What are you doing?
Getting into your documents. -No, don't go into my documents,
Go into your My Documents. -Your documents are mine?
No, YOUR My Documents. -That's what I said.
No, listen, go to your computer. -Oh there it is,
There's actually a little icon that says My Computer. -No, don't go into My Computer.
יש פה אייקון ממש קטן שקוראים לו המחשב שלי. -לא, אל תכנס למחשב שלי.
No, it's fine, I'm not going into yours, I'm going into mine! -No, don't go into your My Computer,
Go into My Documents on your computer. -You have documents on my computer?
No, your documents are in My Computer. -How did they get over there?
Okay, let's try something else, the word "My" can be used as possessive verb or as a basic noun for a Microsoft application.
What's your Crosoft? -No, Microsoft!
Do you have a Crosoft? -No, Microsoft! it's composed!
It's not "My", Microsoft! It's a big-*** company! Here, it's name is even written on your desktop!
What? Where? -No, wait, put it down.
Okay let's try a different approach. What is that?
That's your mouth. -Right, but for me, it's MY mouth.
No, that my mouth! (also: פ) -Why can't you understand that you have My Documents on your computer?!
Oh I get it! The computers are sharing documents! It's like some sort of a Crosoft sharing community.
No, it's not, if you want to share your documents, you have to put me in a network.
What are you doing? -Putting you in a net?
Why do you need me inside of a net? -I don't know, I have a net!
Wait, so you DO have a network account? -I'm taking in count that I put you inside of a net with which I'm using.
Wait, from where did you get this net? -From my house's garage, Do you have a house?
Yes, that's my house. -Is it on your land?
Yeah, In Modi'in, and yours? -It's documented in the city hall!
It's documented in the city hall! -It is documented!
It is documented! -It's documented in the city hall!
We're losing track here, sit down.
I'm not talking about your property, I'm talking about getting into a network.
Not this one, forget about it! -So which one?!
Which one what? -Do you want to get into my network?!
I want you in your net on your computer. -So you do have a net on my computer?
No, my net is on MY computer! -So I want it.
Want what? -I want MY net, on MY computer.
You do! -I do what?!
You do have a net on your computer! -That's not what I want!
So what DO you want? -I want MY NET!
You already have it! -So where is it?!
On My Computer. -You stole my net!
YOUR net? -My your net?
Your my net? -Yeah, my net, you smartass!
You stole my network! -I don't have your *** network!
Can you atleast show me how to open this word file? -Yeah, you need to go into My Documents.
Oh, I was right clicking.
Oh ***! -What is that?
What are you doing? -Okay.
Let go of this net! -Ouch, ***!
It's documented in the city hall! -It is documented!
It is documented! It's documented in the city hall!
Oh comeon, we finally got it right...
You stole my net! -Your net?!
My your net?! -Your net...
*** and ***!