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Canada's main entrance point for immigrants
Hello everybody. My name is Ludger, and I am a fine representative of this country's leaders.
Haven't I seen you at the ADISQ show? What race do you belong to?
Well... I'm Québécois
So get out! We don't want any Québécois in our country. Get out!
OK. Are you in for a little video?
Welcome to Canada
You will soon be admitted in our beautiful country
But first of all, it is important that you understand our society's rules.
(WIRE TAPPING PQ)
In Canada, it is forbidden to hit people.
But beware! If you do, you absolutely must wear a uniform and a cap.
It's not policemen who hit too hard, it's people's bones that are not solid enough
In Canada, *** is forbidden
But beware! If you choose sodomy, Judge Verreault will be merciful
She may be merciful all she wants, it still hurts a lot
As all good canadian citizens do, you will have to pay income tax.
But beware! If you can prove you are an Indian American descendent, you will be exempted from income tax.
Isn't that a stupid country?
In summary...
And I'd better not see anyone of you learn French.
Good. He said we must vote no at the Referendum
and we must sodomize Judge Verreault in order not to pay income tax to Native Americans.
You really got it all figured out.