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Why are Jews so successful? They're smart, that's why. And anyone who looks like Albert
Einstein is a genius too. Henry Ford and Thomas Edison were geniuses but they're goys and
goys don't count. Take Walt Disney. He was a genius but didn't make much money until
the Jews 'stock-marketed' him. Today, Jews like Robert Iger and Michael Eisner are making
a killing out of Mickey Mouse. They even created transgender characters in Disney making big profits.
That's smart business. So what if Walt is turning over in his grave? It's the bottom
line that counts, right? And why are Jews doing so well on the Internet? Sergey Brin
and Larry Page own Google, Marc Zuckerberg, Facebook, and Dan Schulman runs PayPal--all
Jews. They're well connected, that's why. Jews are tight; any Jew with an "idea" can
get financing as easily as a goy can get the shaft. Am I being facetious? No, I grew up
as a Jew in an upper middle class synagogue where connections to fame and fortune were
made over lox and bagels during Sabbath day brunch. We even had the mayor speak once,
and the following day at the March For Israel Parade. He wasn't Jewish, but the synagogue
liked him a lot. They gave him money for his campaigns, gave him good press, and even helped
him with policy positions when he ran for governor. Jews are generous people...ah...with
politicians willing to return the favors, another reason for Jewish success. Which brings
me to a sensitive subject which many familiar with are loathe to speak on: Why are the Jewish
people hated so much? So much that the Jewish people need their own state to protect them
from the Gentile people, and from the Arabs, and really everyone? I mean you got to be
honest when you're talking about anti-Semitism. For with this recent unwarranted criticism
of Israel's crimes that many are voicing, the Jewish people are being forced to run
to Israel for shelter until there's not a single Jewish people left! Well, yeah, there
are still some, like Schumer, Kagan, some neocons--Adelson's still here too--but we're
losing the best and the brightest of them due to these outbreaks. And yet, with most
of them in zion, Jews still dominate business, politics, and the press in America. This is
a riddle yet to be solved. For in spite of the menace of anti-Semitism, Jews still drive
big cars, live in upscale communities, send their kids to private schools, and take politicians
to Israel on tours of Tel Aviv, and if Trump gets in, next year in Jerusalem! Seders served
at the embassy at thirty pieces-of-silver a plate! I'm no bigot, riddles for yiddles
are so easily cracked.