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PRESIDENT THAT SLEPT WITH THE
INTERN.
WHO CARES?
>> THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF
THE PRESIDENT'S SCHEDULE.
ONE FOR THE PUBLIC AND THE
OTHER WAS MORE SECRET WHICH
WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE THE
AGENTS HAVE.
THEN AGAIN THEY PROBABLY HAD
IT IN THEIR HOTEL ROOM SAFE.
SO HOPEFULLY NOBODY SAW THEM.
>> I LIKE HOPE.
>> I WISH YOU WOULD CHANGE
THAT SHIRT.
>> I GOT MANY A COMPLIMENT ON
THIS RUGGED, RUGGED BUTTON
DOWN.
I CAN TAKE IT OFF QUICKER.
>> THIS IS WHAT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
ACCORDING TO ABC NEWS, QUOTE,
THE MEN PAID FOR THE ***
SERVICES IN ADVANCE, BUT WHEN
IT CAME TIME TO SETTLE THE
BILL THERE WAS A DISPUTE OVER
THE CHARGES.
DON'T DISPUTE *** CHARGES.
>> THAT'S A PSA.
>> YOU LEARNED THAT ON THE
GREYHOUND, DIDN'T YOU?
>> I CALL AMERICAN EXPRESS AND
HAVE THEM DEAL WITH IT.
>> GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY
FIRST AND THEN CALL AND CAN
SELL.
>> JUST BE SMART.
THAT'S ALL WE ARE SAYING.
>> THEY COULDN'T EXPENSE IT ON
THEIR CREDIT CARDS.
THEY DIDN'T WANT A PAPER
TRAIL.
THEY CAN USE PESOS.
THAT'S THE CURRENCY THEY USE.
>> WERE YOU IN THE SECRET
SERVICE?
>> I WAS.
WELL IT WAS A SECRET SERVICE
BAND.
WE DRESSED IN BLACK AND IT WAS
PART OF THE GIG.
GREG, YOU MENTIONED THAT IT
FEELS HOME TO THE TWINS.
IT WAS A TEAM IN WHICH YOU
CLAIM IS MADE UP ENTIRELY OF
OFF SPRING PAIRS PRODUCING THE
SAME PREGNANCY?
THE TWINS ARE NAMED AFTER THE
TWIN CITIES OF ST. PAUL AND
DULUTH.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
IT IS MUCH BETTER TO BELIEVE
WHAT I BELIEVE.
THE GLORIOUS TWINS WITH
SHAPELY MUSCLES GLISTENING IN
THE HOT, AUGUST SUN.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY TEACHERS
AND IN ART CLASS.
>> Reporter: YOU SAID MAYBE
THE SOLUTION IS YOU LET PEOPLE
SMOKE OUTSIDE AND THEN
RE-ENTER THE STADIUM.
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
>> THEY SHOULD CONTINUE.
THE THING I DIDN'T GET IS THEY
SAID IN AN ARTICLE THEY
EXPLORED EVERY WAY TO UH
ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS.
>> THEIR ARGUMENT IS -- AND
BILL THIS GOES TO WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT HOW THEY USED TO
LET YOU DO THIS IN THE DOME.
THEIR ARGUMENT IS IT WORKED IN
THE DOME BECAUSE THEY COULD
HAVE A CORAL AREA FOR SMOKERS,
AND THEN ACTUALLY SHUT THE
DOOR.
IT WAS COMPLETELY OUTSIDE THE
STADIUM.
THEY ARE SAYING WITH AN OPEN
AIR STADIUM THEY CAN'T DO
THAT.
>> YOU CAN SAY YOU USED TO DO
THIS RIGHT UP UNTIL THEY USED
TO LET YOU SMOKE IN HOSPITAL.
>> THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
NINE OUT OF 10 DOCTORS
RECOMMEND LUCKY.
>> DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS THE
ROMNEYS.
TALKING ABOUT SHAMUS THE DOG
AND VOTERS DON'T CARE ABOUT
THAT ON ELECTION DAY.
AND YOU DON'T MEAN US HERE ON
"RED EYE."
>> NO, I JUST DON'T THINK THIS
SHOULD BE AN ISSUE.
>> AND ABC NEWS DIDN'T AIR
THAT PART.
THEY CLEARLY DON'T THINK IT IS
THAT IMPORTANT EITHER.
>> GOOD POINT.
JAY CAN WE PLAY THAT ROMNEY
SONG ONE MORE TIME?
>> WHAT WOULD EACH OF YOU SAY
TO PRESIDENT AND MRS. OBAMA?
>> WELL, START PACKING.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO
SAY.
>> ANTHONY, HIS LAUGH KIND OF
SOUNDS LIKE JUDGE SMAIL'S IN
"CADDIE SHACK."
>> ONCE YOU START PACKING.
>> EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT CLIP
I FEEL LIKE HE WILL GO, OKAY,
POOKY, DO THE HONORS.
>> YOWL A START PACKING --
YOU'LL START PACKING AND LIKE
IT.
>> START PACKING SMALDING.
>> AND I AM DONE.
>>> ALL RIGHT, COMING UP, ARE
KITCHEN UTENSILS UNNECESSARY?
HE DISCUSSES HIS NEW BOOK, I
EAT WITH MY HANDS.
DOES HOLDING A GUN MAKE YOU
LOOK TOUGHER?
IT IS A VALID
>>> WELL, SCIENCE HAS FINALLY
CONFIRMED IT.
WRITING WIN KNEE THE POOH FAN
FICTION IS AWESOME.
UCLA THAT STANDS FOR SOMETHING
HAD THEIR RESEARCHERS ASK
PEOPLE TO GUESS THE SIZE AND
THE BRAWNINESS OF FOUR DUDES
BASED SOLELY ON PICTURES OF
THEIR HANDS.
TURNS OUT THOSE BRANDISHING A
BARETTA ARE 17% TALLER AND
STRONGER THAN THE OTHERS.
IT SUGGESTS WE USE SIZE AND
STRENGTH TO ASSESS THE OUTCOME
OF A CONFLICT.
QUOTE, WE HAVE ISOLATED A
CAPACITY IN THE SIMPLE WAY
THIS CAPACITY IS VERY
EFFICIENT.
IT CAN MISS GUIDE US.
INDEED.
SO LET'S DISCUSS THIS IN THE
--
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOUUUUUNNNNDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> ANTHONY, IT IS A WELL-KNOWN
FACT YOU HATE GUNS.
DO YOU BUY THIS STUFF?
OR IS THIS A RIDICULOUS IDEA
FOR A STUDY.
>> I HAVE A FEW GUNS AND I
NOTICE WHEN I HAVE THEM WOMEN
DO PERCEIVE ME AS MORE VERIL
AND STRONGER.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE
CHASING THEM WITH A GUN.
>> I DIDN'T SAY HOW OR WHY.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>> THE WEIRD THING IS THEY
SAID ALL OF THE HANDS LOOK
ALIKE.
WHAT DIFFERENTIATED THEM IS --
IF I SEE TWO HANDS THAT LOOK
UH LICK, I WILL SAY THE --
LOOK ALIKE FNLT THE STUDY IS
STRANGE.
>> IF THIS IS TRUE, SHOULD THE
LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME
WALK AROUND WITH GUNS?
>> I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.
>> YOU ARE TINY.
YOU ARE MINISCULE.
YOU ARE HOBBIT SIZE.
>> HE IS WEARING TWO BARETTAS
RIGHT NOW.
GO BACK AT HIM.
>> I AM ON AN 18-FOOT LADDER
RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS
OUT.
>> BILL, YOU OWN A WHOLE
ENTIRE BINDER FULL OF PICTURES
OF MEN'S HANDS.
DID YOU EVER WONDER WHEN THEY
WOULD COULD IN HANDY?
>> I STARTED ORDERING SOME
WITH GUNS.
IT IS A WEAPON.
HERE IS ME NOT HOLDING THE
WEAPON.
THEY WOULD SAY A, HE LOOKS
TALLER AND B, HE LOOKS LIKE
NEPTUNE.
BUT EITHER WAY HE WILL LOOK
BIGGER.
WHY IS THIS A THING?
>> WHAT?
>> ONE STEP TOO FAR.
>> SAVE THAT FOR THE MORNING
RADIO PROGRAM.
>> TRY DENTS SHOULD HAVE A
COME BACK.
>> THEY ARE EASY TO
MANIPULATE.
YOU CAN GET THEM FROM FAR
AWAY.
>> BLOOMBURG WITH HIS
CONTROL.
>> WHAT IS THE GOOD IF YOU
CAN'T CONCEAL IT?
>> IT IS THE GOD OF SEA THAT
KILLS PEOPLE.
>> CAN WE MOVE ON, PLEASE?
A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT WOMEN
ARE MORE MORAL THAN MEN.
WITH THOSE OVER 30 HAVING THE
STRONGEST VALUES, THIS IS
REALLY GOOD STOCK
PHOTOGRAPHY.
LADIES ARE MORE LIKELY TO MAKE
DECISIONS ON HOW THEY IMPACT
OTHERS.
THEY SHOULD BE SHOWING HOT
WOMEN.
>> THAT'S PRETTY HOT.
>> WHO DID YOU GIVE THIS TO?
WHILE WOMEN CARE MORE ABOUT
STUFF, DUDES CARELESS ABOUT
SUCH CRAP.
THEY CONCLUDED -- THIS TICKS
ME OFF.
THEY SAID OBEDIENCE
DECREASES -- THEY TOOK IT AWAY
THINKING I WOULD FORGET.
I WILL NOT FORGET.
ROLL THAT DOWN.
THEY FIND THAT OBEDIENCE
DECREASES WITH AGE WHILE
REASON INCREASES UNTIL WE
REACH THE PEAK OF OUR
INTELLECTUAL POWERS WHICH IS
OUR EARLY 60s.
I'M SURE AN OLD MAN WROTE
THAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
KAILEY, KAILEY, KAILEY.
DO YOU FEEL YOU ARE MORE MORAL
THAN MEN YOU KNOW, OR AT LEAST
THE ONE NEXT TO YOU?
>> 100%.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DAN.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO THINK WOMEN
ARE MORE MORAL.
THEY SURVEYED 60,000 PEOPLE,
AND THEY ASKED YOU QUESTIONS
LIKE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
TRUSTWORTHY?
I AM GOING TO SAY YES.
MAYBE THE WOMEN WERE MORE
LIKELY TO EMBELLISH ON THE
SURVEY THAN THE MEN.
>> WOMEN ARE LIARS.
>> ANTHONY, DON'T WE KNOW THAT
MEN ARE HORRIBLE CREATURES
THAT DO HORRIBLE THINGS?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
I NOTICED THIS MYSELF.
I HAVE GOTTEN MORE IMMORAL AS
I HAVE GOTTEN OLDER.
>> EVERYBODY HAS, BELIEVE ME.
YOU ARE KIND OF GETTING TO THE
BIG STRETCH AND I WANT TO
SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
>> AND WELL DONE MIGHT I ADD.
COULD IT BE THAT MEN TAKE MORE
RISKS WHICH IS PERCEIVED AS
LESS MORAL?
>> I AM WAY TO MORALLY CORRUPT
TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
STUDY AT ALL.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT
I AGREE WITH IT.
>> LET'S REVIEW.
OUR FIRST STORY WAS HOW YOU
LOOK TOUGHER WITH A LOADED
HANDGUN.
HER SECOND STORY IS WOMEN ARE
LESS SCUMMY THAN DUDES.
WE ARE KNOCKING THEM BACK
TONIGHT.
YOU PAY ATTENTION, AMERICA.
MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN SOME
KNOWLEDGE.
>>> WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK.
WE ARE NOT LEAVING YOU ON THAT
UGLY NOTE, SO WE WILL HAVE
MORE TO TALK A
LEAVE AND I WILL KILL YOU.
>>> LEON PANETTA SAYS HE
REGRETS THE COST OF HIS
WEEKEND TRIPS TO CALIFORNIA.
BUT JUST TO GET YOUR MIND
STRAIGHT AND YOUR PER
PERSPECTIVE STRAIGHT, HE
TRAVELS VIA MILITARY AIRCRAFT
AND EACH TRIP COSTS ABOUT
$32,000 OR ABOUT WHAT I SPEND
IN A YEAR ON EUROPEAN FACIAL
SHALES.
HE SAYS HE WILL TRY TO FIND
SOME SAVINGS.
BILL, YOU SPENT $17,000 AT
TIJUANNA ONCE, BUT THAT WAS
FOR SURGERY.
>> WELL, IF I SNAPPED OFF MY
ATTRACTIVE T-SHIRT YOU WOULD
SEE THE TWO WINGS I AM NOW
PROUD OWNER OF.
SO YES, IT WAS WORTH IT, SIR.
>> I WISH YOU WOULD FLY AWAY.
ANTHONY, ISN'T THIS LIKE
HEALTH CARE WHERE IF YOU DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING -- DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH SOMETHING COST IT
WILL COST ANYTHING?
>> SOMETIMES THE NUMBERS ARE
SO BIG AND YOU CAN'T WRAP YOUR
MIND AROUND IT.
HE REGRETS IT WHICH IS FINE.
I DE UCT ITED IT FROM THE
TAXABLE -- I DEDUCTED IT FROM
THE TAXABLE INCOME.
HE REGRETS IT AND WE ARE
SQUARE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS,
DAN?
>> I THINK -- DO YOU WANT HIM
TO FLY ON JETBLUE?
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
>> IT IS SAFE NOW.
IT IS SAFE TO FLY, KAILEY.
IT IS SAFE, SAFE, SAFE.
>> IT IS SAFE.
>> SAFE, SAFE, SAFE, SAFE.
>> THE AMBIEN I CAN CS IN.
KICKS IN.
>> THEY SAY TO SAY YOUR SAFE
WORD AND MINE IS LITERAL LIE
SAFE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DO
THIS.
IT IS ALWAYS ON PUBLIC RECORD
AND IT ALWAYS COMES OUT.
I DON'T GET IT.
>> I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION ON
THIS MATTER.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST
UPDATE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FACE.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST
UPDATE ON THE LATEST PIECE OF
ART WORK TO AUCTION OFF.
THE 16 BY 20 PAINTING IS DONE
BY JOCELYN MARTIN MARIE FROM
ARIZONA.
TO WIN IT, MAKE A BID.
ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE
HIGHEST BID GOES TO THE TRUST
FUND FOR BREITBART'S FOUR
CHILDREN.
AT THE TIME OF THE TAPING THE
HIGHEST BID IS $2 600 FROM
CYNTHIA IN CALIFORNIA.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A DONATION
TO HELP OUT THE FAMILY SEND IT
TO BREITBART CHILDREN TRUST,
149,
WE WILL CLOSE THINGS OUT WITH
A POST GAME WRAP UP WITH ANDY
LEVY.
TO SEE RECENT CLIPS
>>> BACK TO ANDY LEVY FOR THE
POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THE NEW
ISSUE OF "MA DP --" MAXIM."
>> LOTS OF AWESOME THINGS.
SO BUY IT WITH YOUR MONEY.
>> SHE'S GREAT.
AND KELLY, WHAT IS THIS WEEK'S
COLUMN ABOUT?
>> IT IS ABOUT HOW MOST PEOPLE
TRY AND BE COVERT WHEN THEY
ARE ENGAGING IN CLASS
WARFARE.
GO TO IVY TIMES.COM FOR MORE.
>> ANTHONY, WHAT IS COMING UP
ON THE BIG O AND A RADIO
SHOW?
>> HOPING OVER AND TIRED AND
BABBLING FOR FOUR HOURS A
DAY.
>> YOU SHOULD BE IN PR.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO BILL.
BACK TO YOU.
>> NO, I WAS JUST TALKING
ABOUT PICK UP TRUCKS AND
DOGS.
IN SOME STATES IT IS ILLEGAL.
>> I AM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT.
>> I THINK IT IS ILLEGAL IN
SOME STATES.
>> OH, ILLEGAL?
>> I STILL RIDE IN THE BACK OF
A PICK UP TRUCK.
>> GETTING BACK THE THINGS WE
DO ON THE BEACH.