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"and at least once a day retiring to the men's room...
"so I can jerk off...
"while I fantasize about a life...
That doesn't so closely resemble hell."
Well, you obviously have no interest in saving yourself.
Brad, for 14 years, I've been a *** for the advertising industry.
The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
Whatever. Management wants you gone by the end of the day.
Just what sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me,
Considering the information I have about our editorial director...
Buying *** with company money ?
Which I think would interest the I.R.S.,
Since it technically constitutes fraud.
And I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications...
Might like to know about it as well, not to mention... Craig's wife.
- What do you want ? - One year's salary with benefits.
That's not going to happen.
What do you say I throw in a little *** harassment charge to boot ?
[ laughing ] against who ?
[ laughs ] against you.
Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job...
If I let you blow me ?
Man... You are one twisted ***.
Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy...
With nothing to lose.
Yeah.