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Suicide
Are you having problems with your family?
Are you having problems with health?
Or having problems even with friends?
Stressed with work?
We have the solution for you.
The only solution is...
Suicide!
Suicide is the best way to end all of your life problems
Why care about your family, friends, health, carrer job, when you can end all that
It's proved that suicide has increased the last 3 years and has improve
quality of life significantly
Call now... 96***96
And get in touch with our suicide line.
Suicide line, in what can I be of assistence?
I killed my husband...
And I dont want to go to jail, that ***, I want to appeal suicide.
Very good, we have 3 suicide packages whitch are very accessible
The light package, the medium package and the heavy package.
And whant is the difference of each?
The light package is the injection shot of euthanasia
The medium package is a bullet in the head
and the heavy package is to throw you from a cliff.
Very interesting, I think I'm going to choose the 3 packages.
Choosing all of the 3 packages is going to be expensive.
Yes!
It's easy, expensive, and doesn't cost anything.
Imagine, if suicide didn't existe Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain were still alive
still alive
nah, f*ck..
Suicide yourself today!
Caution: We dont refund your money after suicide.