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I don't know about you guys, but sometimes my brain, for lack of a better word, is a
*** scumbag. He's always trying to get me to do weird ***.
Just lean over the cliff, you can do it. In fact, just jump.
You can put your phone in soda. I mean it's not a big deal just do it. Just dunk it really
quick. Hot! Careful it's hot! Quick, put it in your
mouth! Oh it's just as hot in your mouth as it was in your hand!
He's real bad when I'm driving. What if you just drove off that cliff.
Don't lock your keys in the car. Ten points if you hit that guy on the bike.
Agh somebody stole the car! Now I got to call the cops. I can't believe someone stole my
*** car. Oh there it is. And sleeping.
Man, aren't you going to be tired if you don't fall asleep soon? You need sleep brother!
Like REM sleep. Mister Sandman. You're *** tomorrow, aren't you. Bring me a dream. Bam
bam bam bam. Just fall asleep dude what are you doing? Make him the cutest that I've ever
seen I mean her. I don't know why but he's always trying to
get me to taste stuff. Man this cleaning stuff smells so good. It's
got bleach, I wonder what bleach tastes like. Just eat it, just try it.
Oh man, this is going to be good. This is gonna be the greatest food of all time.
Why the *** did you eat that? I wonder what glass tastes like? Eat it! Take
a bite take a bite take a bite. Sometimes he's just kind of a ***.
Ugh dude I *** hate this movie. Well, I better watch the whole thing. Oh I'm nervous
even though I know the ending! Oh you forgot to hand in your research paper!
Oh no wait you're not in college. I wonder what would happen if I stabbed my
own hand? Do it, do it, do it, do it. Hahahaha I can't believe you almost fell for that bro.
Dude, you don't want to sleep in this chair. Go get into bed, get some formal sleep.
I'm not sleepy at all. Basically he just *** with me.
Drink the candle. You'll get a mold of your tongue.
Did you ever find that giant spider? Brushing my teeth, baby, brushing my teeth.
Hey aren't you hungry? Man it's a good thing monsters aren't real.
Hey what was that? Quick, what's the capital of Mexico? ***
town. Dude, what? But at the end of the day, I know me and him
will get along, because we've got the same sense of humor.
I don't think this P is going to fit in this box. Ooo that's what she said! Oh, oh you.
Do not do anything my brain just told you to do. Nobody do any of that ***, zero. If
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Max No Sleeves, and I'll see you next Tuesday. The sum of the square roots of any two sides
of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Ahh, nope.