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Hi my name is Jasper Rooney I live in San Francisco with my mommy and daddy and I have
the whole house to myself. Oh Im going to ask my mommy to pet me. She smells so good
after she takes a bath. OH MY GOD THIERS LILLY! thats my wife. SHe is beautiful! A lot of
people dont know that bunny make great house pets. We are natually potty trained because
we like to hid our scent if you just get a litter box and put hay in there we will kid
our pee in the high brush (hay). Unless were neuterd or spayed then we have a pellets everywhere.
Oh my mommy is asking to be petted now I guess its her turn. Should I do it? She I lick her?
No I want to get petted some more. Oh I like to be petted! I really like my life! I dont
go outside because its too dangerous thiers to many problems and the hunting bird can
some and sweep me away. Im a ground animal I like to be close to the ground. I dont like
to be picked up but I let my mommy do it to cut my nails she is so nice. But I like it
when she gets on the ground with me. Why dont we look and see what Lilys doing? I guess
my moma's gone? The whole thing you gotta do is bunny proof your house. Cause if you
dont bunny proof it then we can do damage. I want to be petted some more. So what my
mommy does is she puts cable covers on the all the cords cause I think that they are
vines. She also has a robot vacum to clean up any pellets I leave behind then the robot
gets it. I so quiet. My moma got me my wife Lily or she was here before I was born would
you *** to go and meet her? Lily? Umm Oh Im in heaven! Im going to lick my mama now
lots of love she deserves it! She is a good mom she takes really good care of me. Oh I
got an itch. Hold on then I will go back and pet you mom. Ok my turn. This feels so good!
Us buuny are real lovers that what we do show love! I like to lick my mama because she smells
good she just took a bath. Oh yea thats a good spot. Oh where is Lily? Ok im going to
take a nap now bye se you later bye.