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[music playing]
So uh, what are you doin' Jon?
What does it look like?
Uh, wrapping a gift but...
Jon, have you ever wrapped a gift before?
Yeah, like for a person.
Pssht, whatever I'm probably the best wrapper alive.
Lil' Bow-Bow
[LIL' BOW-BOW!]
What's that ya'll?
Ya'll too busy holiday partyin'?
Shoppin'
[SHOPPIN']
No time to wrap all those fancy jangles?
[YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN']
You're in luck, yo
'cause this Master Wrapper just went freelance.
YEAH
[IT'S LEGITIMATE]
Watch your back Mother, Brother
I'm creepin' up behind
I'm a freelance gift wrapper
Wrap that around ya mind.
I'm like Sam-I-Am,
'cept my style is now.
My rhymes are tight,
and my skills are like POW!
I got lots 'ah rhymes
but I don't need a good reason
for what I might wrap
'cause it's the holiday season.
Gimmie that in your hand
yeah, that old-timey quill.
Don't test me son.
If you can't wrap it, I will.
I could and I would
wrap it in a house.
I could and I would
even wrap a mouse.
I could and I would
wrap it here or there.
Hey look bro, yo
I wrapped your underwear.
I'll be workin' the crowd,
drinkin' my frozen mojito
then all snippity-snap-snap
you're wrapped up like a burrito.
You'll be sittin' there tweetin'
and all feeling alone.
I'll show up, throw up
(Really sorry about that.)
(I had it as a burp in my head.)
Here, I wrapped up your phone!
I could and I would
wrap it on a train.
I could and I would
wrap up your brain.
I could and I would
wrap it here or there.
Hey look ma, yo
I wrapped your chocolate eclair.
[WHAT ABOUT THIS OCEAN LINER?]
I'll wrap that ship.
[HOW CAN YOU MAKE MY TUGBOAT FINER?]
I'll wrap that ship.
[SUBMARINE WITH A BROKEN FIN?]
I'll wrap that ship.
[MILLENIUM FALCON?]
I WILL WRAP THAT SHIP.
I could and I would
wrap up that kazoo.
I could and I would
wrap a movie review.
If you want, I could wrap
your itty-bitty-kitty.
Mother, Brother I'll wrap up
this whole dang city!
I could and I would, and I have.
(ahhh snap)
Watch your back son,
'cause there ain't nothin' I can't wrap.
[music playing]
Happy holidays from closerlook.