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hello lords and ladies on this fine evening
I have decided to play unfair Mario today
I have already played cat Mario and so I know
kind of the experience but unfair Mario supposed to be a lot more difficult
so let's just start with level one and we'll see how far I get
not very far apparently
oh wonder if I even go that way let's go
this way hmhmhm
goes this games quick, unforgiving
oup
Oh yeah that was no
go all the way over and jump to right here
and then up oh that drops really quickly
Okay
oh that one falls down
huh huh nooohaha
uh man its alot quicker than
cat Mario thats for sure
I don't believe dont trust it
checkpoint checkpoint!
alright we get this okay
so the first ones okay second one is
okay that blocks not okay
that ones not okay either
gosh see if I trust anything ever again
ough
that one and then
0h gosh thing kills you quick dont it
daunt it
don't look so happy cloud, il kill you!
uhh..
I will destroy you clouds and all that you stand for
now go! hah
Jump annd Jump!
over uh nah!
I saw the flag
i saw the end of my torture, atleast in level one
i jumped right on top of that
I wonder if the last block is to be trusted
probably not
trust nothing
Did i win? Did i win? did i win?
0h
oh the anticipation I have won, Huzzah!
what does watch out mean
oh thats what it means.. so level two
level two everybody
okay so spikes
are right there, how about this way
okay spikes are that way, oup spikes
so right here, not right there
i told you it wasnt right there
i jumped! i jumped! i pressed it! no..
okay so bridge is safe
and then we jump
ah god..
okay bridge safe.. this block safe
these things.. kind of safe
so under
over?? no under under
okay
here.. here
under
under
up here
im so scared
Ah! i had reason
reason to be afraid
okay so thats unsafe
oh i forgot, under under im sorry! im sorry i know don't yell
im sorry.. Oh hey
okay so.. under under
why did you run so fast
it's a slippery.. is so sliippery
oh!
come on come on come on.. oh oh.. oh oh
oh no he can't jump when it falls it's slippery
like your mom when she is soaped up
I'm sorry no one needs that image, especially not me!
under
under over under around up
down left right
wait
uh oh
i'm screwed aren't i
touch
What?! you can go right through it?
no! nobody told me these things
why didn't you tell me?! I have been trying this whole time and you have
been laughing at me I'll okay so i go under under
over.. oh spikes eh
meh meh meh meh
no! uh no!
unda unda
slowed down.. because you are slippery is uh-slippery
and then you go here and then you drop likes this
and then you jump here then you're here
and then get to the checkpoint for the love God I think I got it
I think I got it yes! checkpoint reached
okay those blocks fall
there's spikes here, those blocks fall
as I said before spikes there.. as I said before
okay.. spikes there apparently as well
so avoid.. jump when that's not close
what?! that one never fell down before
how was I supposed to know
*mario music*
oh god.. thats threatening.. No!
trust nothing god those clouds
in I will destroy you clouds
I will make you into cotton candy
damnit
no.. its not time for cussing
it is time for winnning! yeah okay..
it might be time for cussing
nope gotta time it
jump here.. jump
wait for it
Uhh.. buuullshiit
*fake weeping*
nooo.. so much hate
oooohh baallls!
oohh balls!
tiiits!
im safe.. the middle ones are bad.. this ones bad
oh i got too excited i assumed it was gonna drop
and i.. uuhh what?!
I had been standing on that one and it was like no...
noo...
no.
im sorry you guys im going a little nuts here
level 2 I know it's just level 2
but its nuts
these nuts is crazy
these nuts is nutty
i suck at this game.. no doubts
do I suck..Oh come on!
I'm gonna start Yellin at
this piece ah *** m'kay.. Mmm'kay
dats ***
hadnt been doin dat before
now its doin it i dont understand this game
this game is the anti-christ
its the devil
its the devil!
*whispers* is the devil
ok ok
just ease it.. easy now
i dont know which ones to trust
oh no! no no!
its madness! its sparta
noo.. nooo.. noooooo
suuhhhh
zup zup zup
zup
dang its slippery
sixty nine deaths..
going a little crazy here just a little nuts
just little nuts.. dont make jokes
I don't have little nuts.. dangit how did you know.. you leave me alone
*snuffle*
%um ah! should have trusted the thing I don't trust the thing
never trust the thing
so we know
this ones safe and we know this ones saaaffee
if i could stay on top of it!
bird
dude
now ease into it
I missed it
oh i suck
oh i suck at this game, oh my gosh
gosh godreke you suck.. i know!
I'm sorrrrry you.. im sorry please
No! level two is completed
yes! Yes!
not in your face but in the games face
in the games face!
so that was unfair Mario
I'll add some more next time
definitely definitely gonna be playing somemore of this
because now it's personal it is personal
and we have to finish this game now
so i'll soo you guys next time don't forget to LIKE
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in the next Mario Adventure!