Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Nicole: Don't you think having fingernails is so annoying?
Kimmie: No because then you can scratch things better.
Nicole: But it's like giving us a job to do, like take care of these nails.
Kimmie: But they look pretty.
Nicole: Yeah.
(bouncy music)
Nicole: So Kimmie's coming over today.
She is my manicurist.
I might get, not necessarily nail art,
but I might just get a little like, spin.
A little surprise.
Just a little like "woo."
(typing sound)
Nicole: So what are we doing?
Simone: We're getting nail art.
Derek: I know this may come as a shock but I've never had a manicure.
Nicole: But you actually have like, beautiful nails.
Simone: You need to get nails.
Derek: You're going to steal my cuticle virginity tonight?
Nicole: Yeah!
Simone: Mm-hmm.
(laughs)
Kimmy: Hey Nicole!
Nicole: Hi Kimmie!
Derek: Wow that's a lot of equipment.
Look at all this (table snaps) woah!
So explain to me what, exactly, nail art is?
Kimmie: Nail art's foils, it's paints.
I pierced nails one time for a music video.
Derek: The first time I ever met Rihanna she had dollar bill nails.
Nicole: She does Rihanna's nails.
Kimmie: Yeah we did those.
Those were minx so they're like a foil covering that you wrap the nail with.
Nicole: If you are going to do nail art ...
Kimmie: And you're hesitant ...
Nicole: You do one color as your base
and then you do the nail art in nail polish.
Because you can take off nail polish with polish remover, gels stay on.
Derek: Got it.
Kimmie: Are you getting a manicure today?
Nicole: I mean I wouldn't mind doing something a little special.
Kimmie: These are like little nail charms so they're rhinestones and pearl ...
Derek: Wow, is that Chanel?
Kimmie: (beep) Chanel.
Nicole: See that I don't think I could do.
Derek: She's not rich enough for that.
Nicole: No, I'm not.
Derek: Do you have like a Sears?
Kimmie: Caviar.
Derek: What's caviar?
Nicole: What does that mean?
(Kimmie laughs)
Kimmie: They're tiny, tiny little beads that come in all different colors,
and again they can go in a nail polish or in a gel,
and you just sprinkle them on when they're wet.
Nicole: Also you have the nail stickers.
See look at these.
Kimmie: They're pre-designed.
They're actually nail polish strips.
Derek: They look like an Easter egg.
Oh should we get spider man?
Nicole: See?
Kimmie: Do you want to see what a MatiNail looks like?
Derek: On who?
Kimmie: On you!
Derek: But is there something that the three of us could do together?
Like if we all got a duck and then we could be the duck-off crew.
Go duck yourself.
Nicole: You could be like ...
(Kimmie laughs)
Simone: Go duck yourself!
Derek: Go duck yourself.
Simone: I love it.
Derek: Duck you Simone.
(Simone laughs)
Nicole: You test it out.
You test it out.
Derek: Is this really happening?
Kimmie: Yeah.
They came out with matte top coats so now you can put this over any color.
Derek: Woah.
Nicole: Well wait, wait til it dries.
So... what should I do?
Derek: But I only have one finger done so far.
Nicole: So finish doing that and then we'll do our nail art.
Derek: Do you want me to do this hand first so I can continue
to put this finger in your face?
Nicole: I'm so used to it, it wouldn't even bother me.
Derek: Right, right, took notes so I'm not going to worry about it.
Leopard print's is my favorite color and polka-dot's my favorite print.
Kimmie: I can put leopard print on here or polka-dot.
Nicole: Yeah!
Derek: Should we all get one leopard print nail?
Simone: Can you do like grey-on-grey leopard?
Kimmie: Of course.
Nicole: Kimmie, you know what?
Kimmie: It's so easy.
Nicole: You just come in and you're like the world is your oyster,
and it's like whatever you want.
Derek: You know what the problem is with mens manicures and the reason
I've never had one?
Is that it skews so Dennis Rodman.
He took the mens manicure down for me.
(Kimmie laughs)
Derek: Dennis Rodman.
Derek: Alright, so what do you think ladies?
Nicole: I like the *** *** meow.
Simone: I like the *** *** meow too.
Derek: Let's get the gang together, you're up next ***.
Nicole: Can I just like wear this with jeans and a t-shirt or am I going to be like ...
Kimmie: Of course.
Nicole: Screaming at someone with my nail?
Kimmie: We could do like a moon and ...
Nicole: Okay.
Kimmie: Then frame the nail on the other ones and have one leopard?
Nicole: Yeah.
Do you want to kill people when you finish their nails
and then they mess them up?
Kimmie: No, only when they change their mind about the color
when we're done.
Nicole: That's (beep) up.
Kimmie: It's the worst.
Nicole: Do you worry about the fumes you're breathing all the time?
Kimmie: I don't smell them anymore, kind of scares me.
Nicole: Mm-hmm.
Have you ever refused someone because their feet are so gross?
Kimmie: No but I did throw away everything
including the bottle of nail polish once after a pedicure.
Nicole: Eww!
What's the biggest wives tail about nails?
Kimmie: That calcium helps your nails.
Your nails are actually keratin protein not calcium.
Derek: What?
Nicole: Schooled!
Kimmie: Take that.
Derek: But that's why you drink milk is for beautiful teeth and nails.
Then why are my nails so divine?
All I do is drink milk.
(Simone laughs)
Kimmie: All right, you're all set.
Nicole: I think this is very wedding.
Derek: Or a funeral.
Nicole: So I experimented with nail art today.
I don't know if I'm going to do this again but this is nice.
Derek taught me that men can wear nail polish and still look butch.
Derek: And here's that gold caviar if you want to put that in your purse.
Nicole: Oh yeah.
Caviar, woot woot.
(everyone laughing)