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We're going to skate to one song and one song only.
*Inaudible*
So I war so hard the allies wanna find me
first Winston gotta find me
What's the Maginot line to a fuhrer like me
Can you please remind me?
War so hard, pass through Ardennes
Y'all know France don't faze my men
I got jailed for a beer hall putsch and wrote a book called Mein Kampf
War so hard, these Jews weird
They ain't even s'pose to be here
War so hard, since they here
It's only right that we take theirs
Benito, I'm liable to go Hirohito
Take your pick, Franklin, Winston, Stalin, hit list
War so hard, got a broke econ, Marks that aren't worth a ton
Lebensraum that's living space, occupied by an impure race
War so hard, I fought in one
I'm supposed to be dead and done
If you escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in France getting conquered too
War so hard, a pure race, Kristallnacht for like 2 days.
Jewish shops, synagogues, killing Jews with my SAs
War so hard, blitzkrieg, lightning speed and sitzkreig,
Final solution, moving the Jews to Auschwitz
War so hard the Allies wanna find me These Brits cray These Brits cray These Brits cray
War so hard the Allies wanna find me These Brits cray These Brits cray These Brits cray
Stalin said Hey can we sign a non-aggression pact?
I said sure we need some peace 'fore we start
Come and meet me in the Munich hall
And I'll show you why we deserve to have it all
War so hard This a mess (this a mess), ain't it Hess?
War so hard What'd I order (what'd I order), blitzkrieg
War so hard The wind so cold (wind so cold), this bad thing
War so hard Act like you'll never be around Russian winter like this again
Barbarossa, grab their land
Stalingrad they still stand
Excuse my past but I'm in France (I'm just sayin')
Hindenburg ain't do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was him I would have saved the economy
What's Vichy my leader? What's Jews my Himmler?
What's Greece my Erwin? What's Luftwaffe, my Goring?
I'm Anti-Semitist Cause I'm suffering from madness
Got their leaders in Paris And they gonna surrender, yuh!
So I war so hard the Allies wanna find me
But first FDR gotta find me
What's a parliament fire to a fascist like me
Can you please remind me?
War so hard, I got the SA
Ya'll know that Reichstag don't faze me
The Italians could lose this war and it'd look to you like it's still there
War so hard, this war's fun Germans taking over one by one
War so hard, Since we won It's only right that we control the front
Goring, I'm liable to invade Britain
Conquer it, Luftwaffe, London, bomb raids, that's it
War so hard, gotta fight back, using radar to attack
Messerschmits that's getting shot, shooting down all these hotspots
War so hard, Munich Conference, all about appeasement
If you invade what I've invaded You'll be in Auschwitz getting gassed up too
War so hard, let's take theirs, Poland in like 6 days
Shots fired, dead bodies, spilling blood in their clean bays
War so hard, Jews behave, Just might let you live a day
Austria Anschluss, I'm joining us to beat they.
War so hard Allies wanna find me This war cray This war cray This war cray
War so hard Allies wanna find me This war cray This war cray This war cray
I said hey can I control of the Rhineland
I said look we need take a stand
Then I annexed the Sudetenland
And showed em why we are called Germans
War so hard, Neville cray, Neville cray, what he say
War so hard What he want, what he want, appeasement
War so hard His threats so weak, his threats so weak, that poor thing
War so hard Act like he ever turn around attacking fascists like us again
Mussolini, grab his hand Curse Italy, don't wanna stand
Excuse my friends but I'm in France (I'm just sayin)
The Communists ain't do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was them I woulda issued an emergency decree
What's Bulge my leada? What's D-day, Eisenhowa?
What's Midway, Hirohito? What's Stalingrad, the winter?
Leaders say I'm a Fascist cause I'm ruling like villains
Got the Allies in Berlin And I'm heiling to heaven, bye!
I don't even know what that means
Everybody knows what it means, i's propaganda!
No it's not It gets the troops fired!