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Woooooooooooo!!!
Welcome to the Darwin Award Show!
Now, let's see what we have today.
So, as you must know, the Darwin Award is delivered to people who died in a dumb or inglorious way.
And we have celebrities along with us to discuss them.
Today, I'm glad to welcome Brad Pitt and his acolyte.
So, tell us your story.
- You know, where I'm from...
- Yeah, where are you from?
- Marseille France.
There is a story...
I once heard that a french basterd got himself killed by a bunch of gangsters
simply because he could hardly speak english and was a little invasive.
Picture yourself bored in a freaky bar.
Would you try to befriend a groupe of strange looking people?
He did...
- We really need to get rid of this damned body.
- I know, I get it.
Why did you have to kill him in the first place?
A good beating would have been enough. You know it, now we have a big problem...
- He disrespected you.
- Thank you...
...very much. It's very kind of you.
But don't you think you guys overreacted a little bit this time, do you?
- Yeah, probably but we can't let that happen.
- Merci beaucoup!
- Your welcome.
- Boriiiing!!!
Do you mind if I join in?
- Sure.
- Thank you.
God, it's good to have a little company.
So I'm Ugo, what is your name?
- Walt.
- I said, what is your name ?
- W.A.L.T.
- I said, what is your name ?
- I just told you... my name is Walt...
- I thought you were saying "What"! Isn't that funny? Incredible.
I'm sorry.
- Sir, I'll need another drink!
- And I am hungry.
- Wait, wait... Hold on a second... I thought your name was Walt...
So it's Hungry?
- Dude, I'm serious!
- I don't get it! Is your name Walt, Hungry or Serious?
It can't be all of them.
- You are one hell of a phenomenon!
- Boys give it a break.
- What do you want from us?
A drink.
Un petit verre?
- What does "Petit vers" means?
- "Petit vers" means "little worms". It must be an allusion to the worms on the dead body.
He must know something...
- Let's raise our glasses...
...to life.
- Cheers!
- Now listen to me...
You'd better tell me what you know.
Everything!
- Say it quickly
or I'll blow your balls of.
This is not a game.
- Please, I don't understand.
- You come here, on our table, taking us for fools. You make allusions.
You surely know something. You'd better start talking now.
- Na na na. You're mistaking.
I just came here to have a little fun, and you point a gun on me.
I dont know what you are talking about. I know many different things.
Wrong answer.
- Ouch, great... that's a great story!
The point being that you'd better know your english...
Thank you Brad for sharing this amazing anecdote.
- You're welcome.