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[everone chatting]
[woman] 15 seconds.
10...9...8...7...
[people joining in] 6...5...4...3...2...1.
[woman] Stop.
Hands down.
[everyone] Oooooohhhhhh.
[everyone laughing]
[emcee] Everbody stand up here in a line.
[woman] Yep, get up.
[emcee] We're gonna vote based on audience participation.
So, remember, clap for your favorite.
[everyone chatting]
[emcee] You can clap for more than one if you want.
So, we've got kind of a, uh.
[woman] Have them introduce themselves.
[emcee] Alright, sir would you please introduce yourself.
--Louis. [emcee] Louis.
And what kind of hairstyle were you going for today?
--All spike. [emcee] All spike.
We've got the traditional '80s all spiked hairspray.
Give him a round of applause.
[few people cheering]
[emcee] Let's see, who thinks he's got the greatest hairspray?
[few clapping]
[emcee] You sir, what is your name?
--I'm Tyler. [emcee] Tyler.
And, what hair were you going for this afternoon?
--You know, I was trying for, uh, Starship Enterprise.
[emcee] Starship Enterprise.
[few people laughing]
[emcee] Alright.
Alright, who here would like to vote for Tyler?
[few clapping and cheering]
[emcee] Can't ima-... [emcee laughing]
Alright, who do we have here?
--Mariah. [emcee] Mariah.
What were you going for today Mariah?
--Big side ponytail.
[emcee] Side ponytail.
The classic side ponytail.
Alright, give it up for Mariah if you think she deserves to win.
[more people cheering]
[emcee] Alright, you sir, what's your name?
--Matt.
[emcee] Matt, what were you going for today?
--I have no effing idea.
[emcee] Uhm, we're gonna go with Flock of Seagulls.
Kind of.
[several people laughing]
[Lance] That's what I was going for.
[emcee] Who wants Lance to win?
Noone.
[Matt cheering]
[emcee] Brody, what's your name? --I'm Brody.
[everyone laughing]
[emcee] What are you going for today Brody?
--I, uh, went for the failed mohawk.
[emcee] Failed mohawk.
He's got kind of an '80s hairdo going on.
Now, let's give Brody applause if you think he deserves to win.
[people cheering for Brody]
[Brody] Yeah, mohawk in a convertible, that's it.
[emcee] Your name ma'am? --Simone.
[emcee] Simone, what were you going for?
--Pat Benatar. [emcee] Pat Benatar.
[woman] Oooohhhhh.
[emcee] Look here.
Alright, who thinks she achieved the Pat Benatar look?
[more people cheering]
[Lance] I do.
[woman] Ha-ha, he's voting.
[emcee] What is your name sir? --My name's Lance.
[emcee] Lance, what were you going for?
--Uh, Flock of Seagulls actually.
[emcee] Flock of Seagulls.
--Yeah. [emcee] Okay.
Alright, give it up for Lance's Flock of Seagulls if you think he deserves to make it.
[people cheering]
[emcee] Last but not least sir, what is your name?
--Alex. [emcee] Alex, what were you going for today?
--I was going for a faux-hawk. [emcee] Faux-hawk.
We got Alex with a faux-hawk.
Give it up if you think Alex deserves to win.
[people cheering]
[emcee] Alright.
[woman] So, we have our top three, let's see or actually four.
[emcee] Who are the top four?
[Lance] Definitely her for sure. She's awesome.
[emcee] You had a top four.
[woman] We had Brody, Mariah, Simone, you had a lot too though.
So, like do these four.
[emcee] We'd like to thank you ladies and gentlemen who are competing.
But, we're gonna narrow it down to these four, alright.
Everybody these are your four finalists.
We're gonna do a clap-off.
Whoever gets the largest amount of claps at this point will be our winner of the day.
Alright, give it up for Mariah and her side ponytail.
[few clapping and cheering]
[emcee] Give it up for Brody and his failed mohawk.
[few people cheering]
[emcee] Sorry Brody.
Simone and the Cyndi Lauper.
[lots of people cheering]
[emcee] And Lance.
[lots of people cheering]
[emcee] I think it's between Simone and Lance here.
It's close.
Okay, one more time.
Lance.
[lots of people cheering]
[emcee] Simone.
[more people cheering]
[emcee] I think Simone might have it.
Simone...