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-(announcer) It's time for fun in slow-motion.
Get ready for... FOODSPLOSION!
-Hey there, nugs and nuggets! Welcome to FOODSPLOSION,
the show where contestants can win one million doll-hairs!
-I'm a winner.
-[laughs] Announcer dude guy, who's our contestant?
-(announcer) Today's lucky audience member is...
Wanda Watermelon!
Come on down!
-Great to "seed" you again, Watermelon. [laughs]
Do you know the rules? -No clue whatsoever.
I've actually never seen your show.
[laughs] Hi, Mom!
-It's easy as pie, Wanda. I'm gonna ask you a question.
Answer correctly, and you win!
Answer incorectly, and you still win!
-So it's a win-win. Count me in!
-Awesome possum! Your question is:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-Um, what? -The clock is ticking.
-But that's not actually a question.
-Tick-tock! Tick-tock!
-I don't know! This makes no sense!
-Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick...
-Five! Five is my answer!
-[imitates buzzer] Incorrect!
And because you were incorrect, that means...
you win!
-(announcer) That's right, Orange.
She wins a cinder block!
-Oh, boy! It must be time for...
FOODSPLOSION!
-What's a food-- [screaming]
Where am I? -FOODSPLOSION!
[Watermelon shrieks]
Whoa, boy. Now that was messy.
Let's see it again!
[splat!]
And again!
[splat!]
And again and again and again and again!
[splat!] [slow-motion groaning]
Now that's one melancholy watermelon! [laughs]
All right, guys, see you next time on...
FOODSPLOSION!
-(announcer) All this and more
brought to you by the Daneco family of products.
Our blocks rock. Deal with it.
[ka-boom!] Daneco!
Captioned by StreamCaptions.com
-[Orange laughs] Knife!