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A new form of television is here.
- (Shane) Honesty. Honesty can be a good thing.
Like when somebody says something like:
- (Shananay) Uh, Shane you'r hair looks really
Good today. Honestly.
- See? Isn't that nice? But sometime's
Honesty can be a bad thing. Like when people say
Things like this.
- If you'r armhair is long enough to brake
You should shave it. Maybe you should grow a
Beard, then people will stop calling you "Mam"
I wrote you a poem: "Roses are red
Violets are blue, you look gay."
You know what you and Taylor Laughter have in commen?
Nothing. You know what you and Michelle Obama have in common?
Some nasty *** teeth. You should
Cut you'r hair like Ray William Johnson
Then instead of looking like a lesbian, you'll look like
Like you'r from a 90's boyband.
- Yaeh, all of that is bad honesty. Exept maybe that last one.
- (Shane As RWJ) What's happening forum? [Giggles]
Okay you know what? It looks good on him, not so much on me.
What i'm trying to say is sometime's it's okay to lie.
Like if one of you'r friend's attempt something, but
obvieusly fails.
- Okay, everyone who's hungry, cause i made a feast.
- (Ned) I am.
- I am.
- (Aunt Hilda) Me too.
- (S-Deezy) Yeep!
- (Shane As Paris Hilton) Why din't you tell me?
I alwready eat.
- Just call me a Amarion 'cause you'r all about to get served.
- Allwright.
- Tadaa.
- Oh, sweat Jesus.
- So what do you think?
- You made that?
- With my own two hands. I even lost a finger.
[Aunt Hilda vomit's in her mouth]
- What else is in it?
- Well i started with Hamburger, helpburp, but i din't
Have any hamburger, and i don't wanna make just helpburp
So i put in pig's feet. Then i just added a little
Of this, and a little of that, a little of my own urin.
And it came out like this, like magic.
- Can you make it dissapear?
- [laughs] That's your guy's job.
- Goodie.
- Uh, and there's something special in there for Tinkerbell.
- You put dog food in it?
- Dogs are people too Shane.
[Tinkerbell Bark's]
- So who want's the first scoop?
What's wrong? Should i add some more pig's feet?
- [Ned & S-Deezy] NO!
- Well then what is it? I mean i spend all
Day on this you guys. I even missed an episode of "Morri"
And it was one of those "Is it a man or a women" episodes.
- Those are you'r favorites.
- Yaeh. They are.
- Allwright you guys. Let's do this.
- So what do you think?
- Oh, ***.
- Oh no, maybe i put in to much hot sauce. Oh. Ups.
- Wow. Who knew lying could be so dangerous? Kinda like
How Chris Brown is lying to America about how he's "Changed"
- [Shane As Chris Brown] So baby, how you like my crip?
- [Girl] Uh, i love it.
[Chris Brown giggles]
- Do you wanna get freaky?
- [Giggles] Yaeh, yaeh, yaeh
- [Laughs] Oh, there's a little spider on you'r door.
- WHAT!?
[Shoots many times]
- So you wanna get this started?
- Yaeh, he's like Jesus now.
So in a nutshell, there's sometimes where you should be
Honest, and it's a good thing. And in some situations it's
Bad. And it can end up like this.
- Wait Tinkerbell don't eat that.
Uh, Peter's gonna hate me.
- So here's your guy's challenge of the week, leave me a
Comment or a video response telling me your honest
Openinon, of the "Twilligt" movies. I wanna do a
Spoof of the new one coming out, and i wanna know what you guys
Think of the movie honestly. Allwright you guys
I'm gonna take my sweaty *** to bed. I love you, have a good week
And i will se you next time. [Kisses hand and touching camera]
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