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I think I will make phrandship with this kuri (girl) girl.
And I will slap you with my halwa puri (food dish)!
Eyo, you better check yoself before you wreck yoself in this hiphop ***.
Get yo *** off my choti dhoti before I flat your *** like roti!
You can have this anorexic choti (small), I like my chicks moti (fat)!
You two calm down or else I'll slap you with my juti (shoe)!
You look type paindu (villager). I *** on you, here's a tissue - boo hoo.
Here, take this tissue. You got the issue. I get the rishtas (proposals). You get the
kaali (black) sistas.
Haha you both get nothing cuz you both lalloo (idiots).
They call me M-Money. All the girls wanna be my honey. You look like kutta (b****, I
be smoking that hookah.
I'ma take your hookah and sell it and buy a falooda (dessert).
They call me Romeo. You wish you were a homie yo.I don't need money, so let's not
bet. We all know I make girls my Juliet.
Rupees (money) over kuttis (***). Only girls you get is some fat-*** lookin' Snookie
Shut up harami! so you vant fight? I'll take my cricket bat and smack the kala
(black) out of you, black-washed neega!
Who you think you talking to?! I'm the real G. Don't mess with me or I'll fry your
*** like a pakora (nuggets) !
Somebody call the curry control, phattu (dummy) has gone out of control!
F*** out curry boy! I f*** you up!
You see thiz? You see thiz? You see it?! I puck you. I *** your curry too!
Stop it before I throw curry at you!
We're all Desis.
The only problem is that both of you are not bringing your inner Desi-ness out.
Bring your Desi-ness out yaar (friend)!
And let's be real. Desi gangster and the fob, neither of you two get chicks.
Desi fob you watch Teri Meri, not Romeo and Juliet.
And the gangster, just put your dad's money away before he takes out a danda
(stick) and beats your *** down.
So, what do you guys say? How about we go do some bhangra (Punjabi dance)?!