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Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.
I guess one every 40 years is okay.
It's a cake.
I decide what it is.
Looks like some kind of cake.
She's clean. Well, not clean, but you know....
Oh, God.
Boris the Animal...
...you've got a visitor.
It's just Boris.
Your letters have been a soul-nourishing...
...tonic.
And you are much more...
...unconventionally handsome than your photos.
This ain't a conjugal visit.
So quit your conjugating.
When's the last time you conjugated anything?
I see you've brought me a treat, darling.
Would you mind cutting this up for us? It's a special day.
I'm a romantic like that.
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Why's that?
It'll ruin your figure.
You complete me.
The big one.
Boris!. You promised to take me with you!
We had a deal!
Obadiah Price.
Yes. I did make you a promise.
Wait. I smell something.
You can't win, Boris.
Let's agree to disagree.
There's too many of us.
Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?
Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.
Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
Good afternoon.
Please give your attention to my associate, Agent J.
He's going to demonstrate an electro-biomechanical...
...neural-transmitting, zero-synapse repositioner.
We call it the neuralyzer.
-Keep it simple, slick. -Thanks a lot.
Thank you, Agent K.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will look right here.
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone off?
You're like, "l ain't turning it off. Has nothing to do with a plane."
Well, this is what we get. That's what happens.
It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites and:
Just turn your damn phone off.
Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work.
Check the composition of the fuel units and surface deposits.
I wanna know who was driving.
Yes, sir.
-What are you gonna say tonight? -Don't worry.