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Harrro! Peter Chao here. From now on, on Friday, I'm going to be hosting a weekly news round up of all the important news that week
New video every Wed and Fri, make sure to subscribe right now!
The first thing we are going to be talking about is planking.
Not like pranking your girlfriend or pranking your grandma, no no no, it's planking with an L.
Like P-L-A-N-K-I-N-G
Who the ***'s genius idea was this?
Yo yo yo, what the *** are you doing? Get the *** off my car!
No way! I'm planking - You're what!?
Leave me alone! This is as important as meditation.
Ugh!
Ok! Ok, are you done yet!?
What the *** is that?
Ok yes, I get your point.
That's enough!
C'mon off!
Ok, are you done? Get off my car, you know? I need to to go to the grocery store.
Terrible! You know what's gross? Dicks. And speaking of dicks, according to a picture that was released this week
I definitely now think that Lady Gaga has a ***. Check this out!
Ewww...what is that? Look at the shape of that thing right there. I mean take a look at that picture. Really?
She's definitely one of those *** tricking mudafuckas that when you take her back to the hotel, she'll drop her *** and her big *** will flop out
and trick you and you'll be like oh my god, I thought there was going to be a *** but there is no *** that's a ***, gross.
And in very terrible news, Casey Anthony is apparently being offered a million dollars to tell her story
Not only that, but when she get out of jail, there will be a man offering her a place to stay.
Rearry? You're going to offer this terrible woman that killed her two year old daughter a place to stay in your own home?
What are you guys doing? Are you scheming together to have the sex, make more babies
and then kill them afterwards? Rearry? C'mon!
Speaking of Casey Anthony guess who was on TV when they were talking about Casey Anthony on NBC? Peter Chao, mudafucka!
I was on TV! Check this out!
Not guilty? God is gonna get you for that watch! She got away with ***!
Yeah! Damn right! Yeah Peter Chao! Moving up in the world, 2 seconds of worth of time on *** national television! YEAH!
You know what else is disturbing? Take a look of this picture of Snooki from the behind. Goodness gracious!
What the *** do we have here? That looks like two tree logs attached by a hot air balloon tied on top. I mean, ***!
C'mon guuuurrrrrl...you better put some pants on, that's *** gross, you know?
That's disgusting! Just bring peace to the world by putting pants on
Speaking of pants, who else was *** their pants after seeing the dark knight trailer before Harry Potter?
You know I was. My *** pants were like full of the brown that I had sit through the rest of the movie with *** in my pants
Before I go I want to ask if Lady Gaga had a ***, what color would it be? Let me know, down below
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So that's it for this week's news round up, remember to subscribe because there will be a new video this Wednesday
and for the time being, you know what you can do for me?
stop drinking the hatorade, and start drinking the bubble tea. Chao outside, mudafucka!
[Song: Evolver by The Arkateks]