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-Bored. Bored.com.
Bored.com/yawn. [spits seed]
Hey, who turned out the lights? [spits another seed]
Looks like I'm a switch hitter. Ha!
[spits multiple seeds at light switch]
-Stop it, Orange! -Aw, come on, Midget Apple.
Have a "little" fun. [laughs]
-I'm serious, Orange. I'm scared of the dark.
-Don't worry. It's just the three of us.
-But... there's only two of us.
-Um, then who's that?
[both scream]
-[scatting à la Bill Cosby]
Know what I'm talking about?
-Hey, hey ghost, what's your name?
-De-goo-bop-de-bop-squeegie-doo.
-Hey! That looks like fun!
[imitates scatting]
-Yeah. That was inevitable.
-Squiggle-de-mop. -[scats indisctinctly]
-Scippity-skoo-bop-bop Jell-O-pudding-pop-drop.
[dramatic music playing]
-Guys?
-Slippity-doo-pop! -[screams]
[splat!] -[reacts in disgust]
-Oh no, Jell-O! Oh no!
What are we gonna do to calm him down?
-Ooh, let me try.
Hey, hey, ghost, hey!
-[à la Fat Albert]: Hey, hey, hey.
-Are you too ghoul for school? [laughs]
-Skippity-doo-bop.
-I bet you're always showing up late.
[laughs] Get it? Late? 'Cause you're dead.
-Hippity-bash-dippity-trash skiddely-doo!
-Bah! Aah!
[grunts] Whoa. Wow.
This place really is a dump.
-Oh no. Not you. -Have we met before?
-Yes, and then I got cut in half.
-Oh right, and then I said, "Smell ya later!"
[laughs] So how ya been?
-Eh, decomposing.
-Yeah, you do look like you're falling apart. [laughs]
-Can we all just quiet down for like one minute?
-Hey, it's the pudding-pop guy.
-The name is Bill Cosberry, you see.
-Nice to meet you, Bill Cosberryyousee.
-No, it's just Bill Cosberry,
but you can call me Bill, you see.
-Okay, Billyousee.
-Oh, you know what I'm talking about.
Just call me Bill.
-Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill... -Stoppedy-doo-pop.
-So, what's the deal, Bill? Why are you haunting the kitchen?
-I don't want to be having to tell youuu what's what.
But all the yappin' and the crazy goings-'rounds
at the counter are keeping us from resting in peace, you see.
-Yeah. -You tell him, Bill.
-So I went and sent my soul to the tippity-top
to come to tell youuu that the hauntin' won't stop
till you quit with the bippity-bop, you see.
-Ooh! He told you, rotten onion.
-Agh, he's not talking to me.
Bill, why did you bring me here?
-Well, um, uh, now you see, uh,
well, that's a very good question.
-Great, now we're stuck with this idiot for eternity.
-Hey, what's with all the trash talk?
[laughs] Get it? It's 'cause it's trash. [laughs]
-[groans] -We get it!
-You know, Bill Cosberry did not think this one through.
-Ooh-ooh! Time for knock-knock jokes!
Knock-knock! -[grumbles deeply]
-I think that weee've heard enough.
-Who's there? It's P.
P who? PU! [laughs]
-And we're done.
Skippity-doo-bop-be-bop-dop,
fruity! [howls]
Jell-O pudding pops with the Kodak color wash seal!
-[laughs] Whoa!
[grunts] Ow!
-Whoa! Orange, you did it!
The ghost is gone. -I gotta say,
this adventure has ended "berry" well. [laughs]
-Yeah. Now we just got to figure out
how to get rid of the other ghost.
[sultry music plays] -Whoa-whoa-whoa.
Not till we're done with this part, okay?
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-[Orange laughs] Knife.