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[Lame Dog studio presents]
made by Alexander Timchenko
Medal for return to castle Wolfenstein
[Return to castle Wolfenstein]
dedicated to numerous fighters for peace in every possible world
Are you alive?
Wow..
Lara Croft!
Hm.. Yes
Real?
Hands off! Who are you?
Tim
What happened?
what do you remember?
I was sitting at home..
Playing
Then was some bug
Then flash, rumble and darkness
It's clear..
Kraft- machine again
What?
I'll explain later
It's time to get out here
Wait a minute..
I can't understand, what's happening?
The raid!
Germans
Germans??
Yes, Nazis
Let's go
[HITLER-***]
So now can you finally tell me what's happening?
What don't you understand?
What happened with me?
Where are these Germans, catacombs from? And you finally?
This is a virtual space of a computer game
So we, and now you
Are it's characters
What??
So what is the game?
Something about the castle Wolfenstein
Yes, I just launched it when all this happend
But how did you get here?
Almost like you
I was getting out of some ruins of an ancient sanctuary..
And suddenly everything started to fall apart..
There was a bright flash, than I lost consciousness
Woke up already here
So what's about the Kraft- machine?
It's Germans
They're making experiments with some device..
That is set to work with subtle energies of the ancient artifacts. And teleports
Artifacts?
Yes. I had a sacral amulet of a great goddess Ishtar
So I'm here because of this
Now they have the amulet
-Listen, but I had no any artifacts? -So something went wrong
probably as a result of fluctuations in space..
Your psychosomatic matrix superimposed on the game engine..
And now you're here
So how to get out of here?
We need to set Kraft- machine to reverse the process..
But an access to this device is extremely limited
So this is your hideout?
I don't rememder this location
though I completed the game more than once
There you had a scrypt, so here is a nonlinear plot
How it's complicated
Take a look, how is it my hat?
Look like German plumber
then you are a Tambov raider
By the way, are you going to stay here for long?
Don't know, I have to take back an artifact
And you will help me
Why?
the presence of an artifact breaks the balance between worlds
It may cause cause a displacement of the layers of virtual reality
So what's now?
Imagine what will happen if Sims will be attacked by guys from Operation Flashpoint
Or if you will become a great two-handed sword +2hp..
in heavy armor made of valyrian steel against marine with plasma gun?
Oh, yes, the game balance and etc.
But why me?
Because you have no choice
such a script?
No. You help me or you're shot by Germans
What for?
For that you're Russian spy
Cool.. I'm with you
ok, that's great
here nearby is an air shaft
through it we could get into the bunker
it leads to a secret factory
for sure they want to create some horrible weapon
Look Here are the barracks
Here are manufacturing facilities
Railway station
Here is the research facility and factory management
An artifact must be somewhere there
Do you have a weapon?
Yes. Take a look
Here, pick yourself something
Entire arsenal! Where is it from?
"Echoes of war"
Ready?
Lara, you'll never get married
Don't like to cook
[..I don' love you.. you don't love me..]
[if I'll not kill you you'll kill me..]
Lara!
Check the lockers
What is it?
PDA
Useful thing!
[Private data]
[Objectives: Explore secret factory Help Lara to get an Artifact ]
Tim! There are a lot of them!
I'm coming
Here, take it. When I jump press SHIFT
..What are we waiting for?
..We have to drive out palefaces from Indiana!..
Than all redskin brothers will follow this way
How many times we drove out palefaces..
But they come back again!
And now will be the same
..the Proud Eagle is right..
What?
Wait a minute
It's clear
They sent the artifact to study
At some secret laboratory "X-LAB"
I've been there
Too many!
[ Settings ]
[ Difficulty level ]
Well done!
Let's blow up something else
Up ahead there is a tunnel
Crash it!
What's there, Tim?
Battery is dead
Then let's go walk
What a nice weather
Hot
Tim, look at those nice flowers
Wait a minute, I'll be right back
La.. Ra...
What a fool!
[ Savegames ]
[ 07_On a railway 08_The road ]
What a nice weather, isn't it, Lara?
Usual weather
Is it?
Lara, do you like flowers?
Like what??
Over there, look how it's nice
Nonsense!
..hitchhiking blues.. ..You're a way freight..
.. from Moscow to Nagasaki..
..from New York to Mars..
Lara, tell me do you like sunflower seeds?
Quiet!
It would be good to find something to eat there
Take gun off the fuse
Check the room
Clear
Then we'll spend the night here
Need to find some food in the cellar
And make fire
I still don't understand..
Where did it come from?
What?
Those Germans..
..the secret factory, the Wolfenstein
Though it's reality, but it's virtual
It must be not real
And how it got here, the Moldovan sherry
Of ninety-four?
Did you hear about the mental correlation of homeostatic systems?
What??
Do you know that thought may materialize?
So if I think a lot about something..
Finally it will happen?
I think, it's unrealistic
So sherry is unreal?
What about it?
Did you think today about it?
From time to time..
And then I thought about Zhiguli beer..
But it's not here
Too much at once
So you mean that all this world with even sherry..
Is made by me?
One person is not enough
But do you know how many of you, gamers, in world?
So what?
People play game..
So for them this reality is virtual
But they live it..
And together create new crazy world
Huh, nowadays no one plays in Wolfenstein for sure
Right. If game is forgotten
It's world disappears eventually
It stops to receive energy from gamers
So Germans decided to take it from other game words
That's why they need my artifact
So Wolfenstein Germans..
Can destroy Tomb Raider?
Yes
***
Though it's just like them
World domination..
Fourth Reich.. As usual
Okay, time to sleep
Much to do tomorrow
Yeah, we'll make them some space fluctuation
We'll sleep in turns
So maybe together?
Don't dream!
Wake me up at three
All right, good night..
Tim, you slept, ***!
What is it?
We have guests, that's what!
Well
Now we have a car
Why didn't you wake me up?
I was just..
.. correlating the homeostat
Nerd, damn it!
Come on, let's move out here
Lara, there's some work..
..Howitzer shells to Paderborn..
Good money, take it?
What shells, Tim??
We're going to X-Lab, now!
Trucker..
Oh, c'mon
How it goes?
Get ready
Well done!
no, not really
Was it necessary?
Recuired!
Barbarian
I got shot!
Got problem?
So from now we have no cheats
There are your cheats behind you
Need some RED key
Here it is!
Who is this, Tim?
No one knows exactly
But where he appears, there will be troubles
Let's see
I think, he came from there
and in appearance he is so mysterious
Well, he's not from iron
So where now?
Let's follow him
Now we were really lucky
This situation reminds me something..
What do you mean?
I've seen one movie..
There was one ***..
that preached with a gun
***..
*** genetics
Who's that paleface?
Oberfyurer SS Wilhelm Shtrasse
also known as Totenkopf
He's boss here
How do you know?
I finished this game
Ah, right
He's getting away..
Another one!
Tim, what was it?
Cacodemons
Demons?
Yes, CACOdemons
How did they get here?
I don't know probably like us
Bad things..
These experiments went too far
We have to stop it
Yes, let's find this Totenkopf..
And tear his head off
So what is this?
We'll not go there
That's where they got cacodemons
were you there?
Few times..
So how was it?
Horrible
But maybe he went there?
Then he must be sick
Open it
Take a look
Our guy..
Sick guy
It's which way you look..
Wow! Half- cutter!
Cool thing..
New German half- cutter
It's easy to pass..
You need to step just before it..
And when it will open
Quickly step forward
This corridor is suspicious
Yes..
Run!
This is no joke!
What's next?
Next?
This is next
How are you?
Ok
Good work
Hey, guys, what was the war for?
Max!
Hi
Tim?
Hi
Lara, it' my friend, Max
Max, it's Lara Croft..
I see. It's nice to me..
Wow, everyone knows me..
You're a Big Star for us!
So where are we?
It's Wolfenstein
That's why it's so familiar..
And you're lost?
I just can't find..
That damned Delta Complex?
We've seen your door
That way..
Then go down to workshop
Go through it then right..
Then.. ask someone
There's no one to ask already
Ok, I'll find somehow..
So what are you doing here?
We need Wilhelm Totenkopf
Ah, that bold in a leather coat..
No, I've not seen
So there's no one to ask too?
Yes..
What's going on here?
Oh, it's a madness here..
Germans stole Lara's artifact..
Of a great power
Want to get energy from old games with its help
And now layers of virtual reality..
Began to shift
They got here even cacodemons
Organized space fluctuation
What a mess!
We have to save this world again
And as quickly as possible!
And do you have the ammunition?
Because.. You know..
Piece of cake!
Lara is so thrifty..
Stop it, Tim!
Thank you..
And good luck..
In search of stolen
Ok, you too
It was nice to meet you
How about BLUE key?
Let's go find it
You let him go but all those lasers..
The half- cutter..
They will not do anything to him
But why?
He's from anoher game..
He got his half- cutters so we got our
How?
Didn't you read Pelevin?
No..
What a mistake!
Prince of Central Planning is a best book about computer games
Run?
Dead end
No way!
Where are you?
I'm coming
He wants to turn this thing on!
Get him, faster!
Missed him!
Looks like we've got caught..
It's gas!
What's happening, Lara?
They want to poison us!
Open up, you hear me?!
Fascists!
Tim!
Tim!.. I can't..
Lara, hold on!
Lara!
[..We will certainly get together You hear me? I'm sorry..]
[..It's spring there where I'm going..]
[..I know you'll be able to find me..]
[..Don't stay alone..]
Wake up and sing..
Mr. Freeman. I mean..
Tim
Wake up..
And sing us anything..
You as usual got..
In wrong place and at wrong time
And now you have so much work..
So wake up..
Tim..
You have to do something with this world.. Urgently..
Hi, Lara
I dreamed of some garbage
Where are we?
Welcome to castle Wolfenstein
I mean in it's dungeon
Wolfenstein
Are we captives?
Wow, who is that?
Quiet! Coming..
Wait, there is another one
Drop the gun!
Hands up!
How many people in castle?
Tim, place him on table
Ok
Put the glass
You don't need it anymore
You're free, comrade!
Don't move!
Quiet!
Lie still!
Tim..
Tim..
Dead
What were you talking about?
Paranormal SS division is evacuated
Tomorrow they fly to Tibet
So with Totenkopf
Why Tibet?
Probably they search for Hyperborea
Psychos.. So where we go now?
To airfield
We need to intercept them Let's go!
You're so evil, Lara
Look! Our stuff!
I'll take this
Lara, someone's coming
What's up, Tim?
It's gloomy here..
Don't think about it
What is it?
Let's get out here!
Before it began
Where are we now?
Don't know..
But i think we need to get to other side
So how to get there?
There must be some lever..
That we need po push..
To open something like a bridge
There are levers..
On that side
Interesting.. Why they are there..
Then must be some button
Maybe behind that door?
Let's go look
So we search for a button?
Yes
What's the problem?
It's your own poetry..
What are you about?
You always have deal with such cellars
That's it..
I know right well such places
There is sure to be some kind of crap
Oh, come on! Every time when I play Tomb Raider..
You're running the corridors. Alone
Even nowhere to shoot..
Because Tomb Raider is an adventure game
And not a shooter
What?
So you think that shooter is a second-rate entertainment..
For thick-headed idiots?
You said it!
But you thought!
Oh, c'mon, I don't think so
I also have to shoot from time to time
Let's get out here!
Let's go!
-What's next? -I don't know
Excuse me..
Did you see here the white rabbit?
That one with small red eyes?
Always looking at his watch?
Yes.. And also it wears vest
No. We didn't
What a pity.
Sorry.. I have to go
Alice, wait!
You better not to go there
It's dangerous!
Oh, don't worry..
I'll be able to stand for myself
But you just told me..
That everyone get his own half-cutters?
Told, yes
But still..
Girl will make it!
Yes, zombies got trouble
What was it?
Fighter
Look, what's there!
Stay here!
Cool!
That was cool!
Just like in circus..
Let's get out here
Closed
Have you seen?
I found some "secret area"
But it's empty already..
So I opened the lock
Let's go
Lara, it's so much of port wine
That's what your port wine makes
Lara, if I didn't know that you're lady..
I would have thought that your stepfather is an alcoholic
I just don't like them!
They come here
Tim! Get behind the wheel
Faster, turn around!
Stop! Stop turning!
To the other side!
[ Mission complete Respect +]
Listen, Lara..
Why we got here?
Tomorrow we'll met their squad at the airfield
We need to *** the vehicle
Is airfield far?
Two kilometers to the north
But what about neighbors?
What neighbors?
All personal vehicles are requisitioned for war needs
There is no one here
Actually garages are not really German..
My neighbor had one just like this
Tim, it doesn't matter what they look like
Main thing is that we have a place to *** the car
By the way, I always wondered..
How so many things can fit in your backpack?
There are not actually things..
But it's binary code
So..
What- so?
So what?
Actually I don't know either how it works..
Matrix in one word!
Will we work?
We will
Then let's begin
[ *** MY RIDE ]
Yeah..
By such car tomorrow we will make real massacre
Let's fight off an artifact and get out here
But how?
That knacker from the dungeon..
Told that they take Craft-machine with them
Understand now
Listen..
It means tomorrow we will take..
The last level?
Yes
So it means there will be a BIG BOSS?
Supersoldier?
Maybe..
In any case it will be..
something big, metal and armed cap-a-pie
This thing has 12mm ammunition
It shoots down planes
We'll have fun..
Yes, now it's time to sleep
It's late
Where?
I'm upstairs there is a sofa
Is there enough place for both us?
No
You'll sleep in the car
But don't correlate!
Good night lady Croft..
Is it this?
Yes
The sacral pentacle..
Of a great goddess Ishtar
This artifact has..
A great magic energy
Gold?
no, Sumerian bronze
About six kilograms
Look!
Boss..
In the car, quickly!
There are more Germans!
Alive?
We can do nothing to him by our guns
Here! Take this
Lara..
You're done! It was my dream!
You have an artifact
Use it, I'll cover you!
I don't know what to spell with this..
Try to turn him into a stone
Tim! It doesn't work!
Turn to the sun
And louder
Quite good
What was that crap, Lara?
It's not crap..
It's a Big Babylon Sacral Stone
Goddess punish sinners by this
There are such in Indiana Jones
Where?
Never mind..
It worked
Yes, it worked
Now we need to find the teleport
Looks like it's in that hangar
But I think we forgot one thing
What is it?
In the end of every decent adventure..
Appears a suitcase with money
So what will we do with Reichsmarks?
Escape to Argentina?
In a decent adventure it must be decent money
Tim, you're like a child..
Hey, stop, look there!
So what I told you? Give me a grenade
What are you doing?!
Don't worry
Take this
Don't you feel sorry for him?
He did us no harm
It's not a fact
I know some nuclear physicist..
That had suffered a lot because of him
So let him lie down here
And rest..
Untill we're gone
What's this?
Dollars
Nigerian
Anventures, you said?
Now what to do with this?
What to do..
We'll go to Nigeria..
Exchange it for normal
There's a lot
Look, another one
Where are these from?
I have no idea
Hide our money..
Keep smiling..
Good day
Sergeant O'Connell, 101 parachute rgt
We search for our guys after landing
Have you seen anyone there?
No
So who did this?
We don't know..
We're archaeologists
She's an English, I'm Russian
So, the allies!
Then be careful, there is still a lot of Germans
Ok, guys, move on
Do you understand anything?
It looks like we see a displacement of layers..
Of virtual reality
Finished badly..
It's time to get out
Yes, now there's someone to keep order
Is it a teleport?
Yes, Kraft- machine
Do you know how it works?
Let's see..
Send us right to Nigeria
Wait a while with your Nigeria!
Hey, what is it for?
At second minute after we leave..
Everything here will explode
What if anything will go wrong?
Everything will be fine
What happened, Lara?
Something went wrong..
Lara!
Among voice actors was no professionals, they are talented in other fields
Director, Screenplay, Models, Animation and etc. - Alexander Timchenko
Editing and Sound - him again
Models of characters, weapon, technics and etc...
Were carefully copied from game originals or handmade from scratch
Amateur subtitles made by Pavel Popov alan_for_friends@mail.ru