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Hilton
I'm pregnant
Its your baby
Dude! That baby is so not mine
I was totally wearing a ***
Ha! Who are you kidding, you're the bottom
So what's wrong baby?
Dude I'm having like the worst weekend ever
I mean my mom deactivated my World of Warcraft account
I lost one of my snake bites
and Sceney totally thinks I leaked those nude pictures of her
Ugh! You call that *** right now
tell her you are taking a Greyhound bus to California
to patch things the *** up
You know what, you're right
Its awesome having like normal level headed friends like you around during times like this
You think your life is so complicated
Look at my hair
its all burnt up!
It wasn't Hilton with the nudes thing
Sticky Drama hacked into his account
and its all *** you guys
in fact Hilton is on his way to California right now
to come and see me, to prove his love to me
and to take this relationship to the next level
I can't believe you just stood there while your mom called the police on me you stupid ***
I thought you were chill Hilton
Matter of the fact is, you had sex with me
when I was underage
that's against the law and you're going to have to go to jail
Jail! Do you know who I am?
I am Hilton
I am Hilton *** Suicide!
Do you know how many friends I have on MySpace?
You're going to have to pay for my STD bill
pay for all the applications
and you have to go to jail
Yo *** jail and *** you!
I can't pay for all that ***
I'm still trying to pay off my tats
You think you got problems?
I'm pregnant
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