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Here are 10 More Ways to Have Fun at the Supermarket:
One. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Two. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."
Three. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Four. Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?
Five. Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
Six. Re-alphabetize the CD's in Electronics.
Seven. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Eight. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Nine. During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no! It's those voices again!
Ten. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.