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Welcome to the episode number 4 of GustaVlog
Today we'll talk about a very,
very,
very delicate subject
the strange world of women
we all now that not all women are equal
especially in relationships
there are the dramatics
he doesn't love me!
there are more than two minutes that I sent a message
and he didn't answer me
the sticky
love, I'm going there in the barbecue of a bro,
can I go with you?
love, I'm going to play soccer in the field of our neighbour, ok?
can I go with you?
I'm going to the bathroom
can I go with you?
the rowdy
25 reais for 18 drumsticks, 3 coffees, 12 polentas and my dinner?
call the manager now!
the futile and narcissistic
where you think you're going with this shoe that I don't even know the brand?
the digger
how are you babe! Let's hang out?
I have a camaro out there
the jealous
no, there's no problem, I'll send it to you, yes
can I know who is this *** on the phone?
it's my mother, honey!
I don't care, hang up!
the stuck up
I'm supposed to swallow this?
I hate coconut water
the one that's more bossy her mother
go clean your room, understood?
get that dirty towel on your bed, turn off the TV and go wash the dishes!
the one that's always alone
I have no one to stay with me
the liar
the subway delayed because a huge crater appeared in front of the escalator
the incompetent cabbie took the wrong way and left me in "Blumenau"
love, do you believe that my car got stuck in the garage of a motel?
motel? what were you doing in a motel?
motel? I haven't spoken motel!
Are you cheating on me, your jerk?
the gossiper
Did you hear that Maria made up with Janerson?
oh, they deserve themselves.
Oh, I think they form a cute couple.
And the worst one,
the ex-girlfriend
I don't believe he's dating that fat
our photos are going to the internet now!
listen to what they say is easy
the hard part is to understand what they really want to say.
our lives would be much easier if they came with subtitles
honey, I'm going out with the guys, okay?
alright!
You don't lose an opportunity to leave me, right? It proves you do not love me.
do what you want.
if you think about doing this, it's all over between us!
Are You leaving with that jacket?
Change this, this mop you call a jacket
Love, you think she's pretty?
say now I'm prettier than her
You don't love me!
Praise me, idiot!
Love, you think that I'm fat?
If you look to check, I'll kill you!
Only 5 minutes more, love!
you can sit, because I still need to dry and straighten my hair, make up, lengthen the lashes, choose shoes, find a bag that matches the earring
There is a question that haunts the sleep of men since the first urinals of cavemans age
why women go to the bathroom together?
It will be a button that transforms everything into a large hair salon?
Or to plan the world domination?
Actually, they probably go there to gossip or to touch up their makeup
I bet he betrays her with that *** who lives in his condo.
Yes, I know.
You know what happens when two men meet?
Nothing, now when two women meet.
Oh, her eyelash is weird
That mouth is botox
Her hair looks like a straw
Her breats have to be silicone
I'm sure that this watch came from her husband
hmm, these nails are so bad, no?
she looks like a *** with that belt,
she saw that blouse in the thrift store near her house.
the truth is that there's no secret for you to relate to women
you just have to be polite and nice
and if any of them complain you put they in their natural habitat and tell her to prepare your dish
Hum, tastes good, what did you put here?
Nothing. rat poison
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I'm Gustavo Horn and I'll end here.
See you!