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♪[humming]
CLIFTON, I'M BACK FRO
YOU HOME?
HI, MAMA. I WAS JUST LEAVING.
YOUNG MAN, YOU OUGHT TO ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
THIS IS SUNDAY.
YOU SHOULD BE DRESSED UP LIKE I AM.
OH, MAMA, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT YOUR DRESSES WON'T FIT ME.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
OH, MAMA, EARL'S WAITING FOR ME AT THE POOL HALL. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
POOL HALL, CLIFTON.
CAN'T YOU STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE?
I INVITED SOME PEOPLE FROM CHURCH OVER FOR COFFEE.
I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET 'EM.
WHO?
JUST SOME PEOPLE.
UH-HUH.
BY ANY CHANCE DOES ONE OF THEM HAPPEN TO BE A FEMALE PERSON?
AND DOES SHE HAPPEN TO BE HUNTING FOR SOME WILD GAME?
AND DOES THE FUTURE DEAD DUCK HAPPEN TO BE ME?
CLIFTON, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY.
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I INVITE SOMEBODY OVER
YOU ACCUSE ME OF TRYING TO FIX YOU UP WITH A GIRL?
OK. OK.
I'M SORRY.
BESIDES, THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT.
AHA.
WELL, SHE IS.
SHE'S LOUELLA CARSTAIRS' DAUGHTER.
THEY JUST MOVED HERE FROM BALTIMORE.
AND BELIEVE ME, THIS GIRL'S NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER FLOOZIES
YOU RUN AROUND WITH.
(both) THIS ONE'S A FINE GIRL FROM A DECENT FAMILY
AND SHE'S GOT LOADS OF PERSONALITY.
TRANSLATION: SHE CAN'T BUY A DATE
'CAUSE SHE'S BUILT LIKE A CIRCUS TENT.
ngs]
MAMA, I'M GOING OUT THROUGH THE BARBERSHOP.
CLIFTON, PLEASE.
LOUELLA, HELLO.
HELLO, ELOISE.
[laughing]
CLIFTON, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET MRS. CARSTAIRS.
HOW DO YOU DO, CLIFTON?
PLEASED TO MEET
HOW ARE YOU, MRS. CURTIS?
(Mama) AND THIS IS HER DAUGHTER, POLLY.
SO NICE YOU COULD COME AND VISIT WITH US.
WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO ASK US OVER.
TOO BAD MY SON CLIFTON HAS TO LEAVE.
HE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT.
UH, BY JOVE, I DO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN CANCELLED FORTHWITH.
ENT?
HE HAD AN ENGLISH MUFFIN FOR BREAKFAST.
MAY I YOUR CO
WON'T YOU LADIES HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
MY, YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, ELOISE.
THANK YOU, LOUELLA.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO SIT DOWN, CLIFTON?
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, SUGAR.
I, UH, I'LL JUST FLOP ANYWHERE.
[laugh
THERE WE GO. EVERYBODY COMFY?
I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
HMM, I HEAR YOU'RE FROM E.
THEY GROW SUCH GROOVY THINGS IN BALTIMORE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE CITY IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
WELL, ACTUALLY I GREW UP IN YAZOO, MISSISSIPPI.
YES, SIR. NEXT TO BALTIMORE,
YAZOO'S MY FAVORITE CITY IN THE WORLD.
LOUELLA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME WITH THE COFFEE?
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, NOW THAT I'M OFF THE COUCH,
I THINK YOU CHILDREN HAVE A LITTLE MORE ROOM TO SPREAD OUT.
SPREAD OUT!
COME, LOUELLA, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY KITCHEN.
CLIFTON, I HAVE A CONFESSION.
I--I DIDN'T WANNA COME HERE TODAY.
OH, WHY NOT?
MY MAMA, SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO FIX ME UP WITH SOME CREEP.
[laughs]
FUNNY. YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LOOK LIKE: A CIRCUS TENT.
NOW THAT YOU'VE MET ME?
WHO DO I SEE ABOUT JOINING THE CIRCUS?
I KNOW A FEW TRICKS.
COFFEE'S COMING RIGHT UP.
THANKS A LOT.
MY MOTHER WATCHES EVERY MOVE I MAKE.
YEAH?
SHE'D GET AN EYEFUL IF SHE SAW THE MOVE I WAS GONNA MAKE.
I WAS GONNA KISS YOU, BABY.
MMM-HMM.
I'M SORRY MY MOTHER INTERRUPTED US.
I WANTED YOU TO KISS ME.
YOU DID?
BUT I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T.
HUH?
THAT'S BECAUSE I--I DON'T KNOW YOU YET.
I'M CLIFTON.
I--I--I...
I--I MEAN, I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER FIRST.
OU SEE,
IF I LET YOU KISS ME BEFORE I KNOW YOU,
THEN I WON'T KNOW YOU THE SAME WAY I WOULD IF I DON'T.
BUT I DIDN'T AND NOW I WILL.
YOU WILL WHAT? KISS ME?
NO.
KNOW YOU BEFORE I DO AND THEN WE CAN.
laughing] OH!
OH, YOU DO UNDERSTAND.
NO.
OH, HEY, OF COURSE I DO. HEY!
Y.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH THESE ORDINARY CHICKS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT OF FUN AND SOME LAUGHS
AND THEN MOVE ON.
BUT I REALLY GET A FEELING THAT YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE,
YOU KNOW.
POLLY.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE REALLY SHOULD KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
WHEN AM I GONNA SEE YOU?
I--I DON'T KNOW. MONDAY?
TUESDAY? WEDNESDAY?
YEAH. YOU'RE ON.
7:00, 7:15 AND 7:30.
[laughing]
IT'S A DATE.
CLIFTON, YOUR MOTHER WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.
IN THE KITCHEN. NOW!
I'M COMING, MAMA.
OOH! SAMMY DAVIS JR., EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
[sighs]
HER?
JUDGING BY THAT SILLY LOOK ON YOUR FACE,
I'D SAY YOU LIKE THE GIRL.
I NEVER MET ANYBODY LIKE HER.
SHE'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE,
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE.
CLIFTON, YOU DO LIKE HER.
SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
CLIFTON.
OH, MAMA, YOU FINALLY BROUGHT HOME A WINNER.
.
OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST YOUR LIKING HER.
NOW, WHAT IS THAT?
I LIKE HER.
OH, MAMA.
[whistles]
WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO MY FIRST WIFE,
I USED TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A BIG SMILE.
THE WAY THAT WOMAN LOOKED IN THE MORNING,
YOU SHOULD'VE WOKE UP LAUGHING.
JOSH, THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO SAY.
OH, WHAT DOES JOSH KNOW?
DID YOU SEE THAT LAST GIRLFRIEND HE HAD?
[mimicking monster sounds]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THAT WOMAN HAD CLASS.
THEN HOW COME SHE GOT PICKED UP BY THE DOGCATCHER?
WILDCAT.
OH, FORGET HIM, CLIFF. SAY, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BRING
THAT NEW GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS OUT OF HIDING?
OH, BEL I'M NOT
IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE
CLIFTON, IF YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP POLLY WAITING,
YOU BETTER GET READY FOR CHURCH.
CHURCH?
MY, YOU HAVE BEEN GOING TO DIFFERENT PLACES.
[laughing]
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING A GIRL TO CHURCH?
NOTHING.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED.
WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST MARRIAGE?
WHO'S AGAINST MARRIAGE?
I'VE ALWAYS SAID I'D LIKE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE WEDDING NIGHT
BEFORE I DIE.
[scoffs] AT YOUR AGE IT COULD BE T.
HEY, HEY. HEY.
IF I COULD TELL WHAT I COULD TELL,
WHAT I COULD TELL.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL, JUNIOR?
I CAN'T TELL.
JUST TELL ME, DID YOU GET THAT PERFUME I SENT YOU FOR?
YEAH, MAN, I GOT YOU CARESS OF CALLA LILY.
"CARESS OF CALLA LILY"?
IS THAT ANY GOOD?
THAT'S THE BEST THEY HAD AT THE 5 AND 10.
JUNIOR, I DIDN'T SEND YOU TO NO 5 AND 10 CENT STORE.
HEY, MAN, I SAVED YOU $9.
STUFF
MAN, I TRIED IT OUT ON 12 CHICKS
AND THEY ALL DUG IT.
HMM.
JUNIOR, YOU USED UP HALF OF IT.
WELL, MOST OF IT WENT ON BIG BERTHA BAKER.
SHE TOOK A SWIG.
JUNIOR, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, MAN?
I CANNOT GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND A HALF A BOTTLE OF PERFUME.
SWEAT IT,
IGHT HERE.
THEY WAS HAVING A ONE-CENT SALE.
SO I GOT YOU 2.
HEY, WELL, LISTEN, I GOTTA SPLIT.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, JUNIOR.
WHEN YOU CAME IN YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING TO TELL US.
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, DON'T BE SPREADING THIS AROUND,
ROM
YOU GOT A BOOK OVERDUE?
NO. A LIBRARIAN.
[clears throat]
OK, JOSH, ALL FINISHED.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD 'CAUSE WE GOT TO GO.
WE'RE GOING OVER TO THE WIDOW PERKINS TONIGHT
FOR DINNER AND DANCING.
AH, THE BOTH OF YOU ARE INVITED.
NOW WHO GETS TO DANCE WITH THE WIDOW PERKINS?
THE ONE THAT DOESN'T FALL ASLEEP AFTER DINNER.
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN, MAMA.
HEY, TRACY. LEONARD.
HOW'S MY FAVORITE BROTHER-IN-LAW?
TRACY, IS THAT YOUR BROTHER SPEAKING TO ME IN A DECENT TONE OF VOICE
OR ARE WE WITNESSING A MIRACLE?
CLIFTON'S GOING TO CHURCH WITH US.
MY BROTHER'S GONNA FIND SALVATION.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SALVATION,
BUT HE'S GONNA FIND POLLY CARSTAIRS.
OH, MAMA. CLIFTON'S AS RELIGIOUS AS YOU ARE.
ST HIS IDEA IS
CLIFTON, HOW LONG'S IT GONNA TAKE YOU TO GET DRESSED?
IS THIS FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU? SHAZAM!
A RED JACKET.
WELL, IF YOU HAD WHEELS, BROTHER,
YOU'D MAKE SOME FIRE TRUCK.
WELL, I HOPE WE DON'T RUN INTO A BULL.
ARE YOU ALL QUITE FINISHED WITH YOUR JOKES, HUH?
HOW ABOUT YOU, LEONARD, YOU GOT ONE?
NO. I THINK THE JACKET SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
TRACY, HELP ME TAKE THE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER,
THEN WE CAN GO.
WOULD YOU GET THE DOOR, PLEASE, LEONARD?
SURE.
EARL.
WHAT IT IS, LEONARD? HEY, CLIFF.
♪ LET'S GO BOWLING ♪
MAN, I FEEL SO GOOD TONIGHT
I'M GONNA BOWL ME 200 FOR SURE.
OW! STRIKE, EARL.
UH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, MAN,
NS
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE GONNA BE A TRAFFIC LIGHT.
MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THESE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS?
NO MORE BOWLING. NO MORE POOL.
MUST BE THAT NEW CHICK. NOW WHEN AM I GONNA MEET HER?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO, THIS ONE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL.
NO, NO, SHE'S NOT READY TO MEET NO CLOWN LIKE YOU YET.
NOW, CLIFF, I HATE TO USE 4-LETTER WORDS IN LEONARD'S PRESENCE,
BUT BY ANY CHANCE ARE YOU IN L-O-V-E?
EARL, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT,
I COULDN'T GET A KISS UNTIL AFTER THE 4TH DATE.
WELL, THAT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE. I CAN DIG IT.
.
I GOT TO LOCK UP THE SHOP.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LENNIE?
LEONARD.
LEONARD, THAT BROTHER-IN-LAW OF YOURS
IS REALLY STRUNG OUT BEHIND THIS NEW CHICK.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
UH, POLLY CARSTAIRS. I BELIEVE SHE'S FROM BALTIMORE.
CARSTAIRS?
POLLY CARSTAIRS?
YES. APPARENTLY, SHE'S REALLY SOMETHING.
MAN, IS SHE EVER. I CAN GUARANTEE THAT.
DO YOU KNOW HER?
KNOW HER?
DOES A BUFFALO HAVE BAD BREATH?
MAN, EVERYBODY IN BALTIMORE KNOWS PUSHOVER POLLY.
WASN'T THAT A LOVELY BAZAAR?
[laughs]
TRACY, YOUR BALLOON-BUSTING BOOTH WAS SO COLORFUL.
DID YOU MAKE MUCH MONEY?
SHE WOULD HAVE IF SHE'D REMEMBERED TO BRING THE DARTS.
WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT.
AND DIDN'T CLIFTON AND POLLY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE?
YOU KNOW, TRACY, THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR
THAT CLIFTON DIDN'T SPEND ALL HIS TIME AROUND THE KISSING BOOTH.
MAMA, I THINK CLIFTON FOUND HIS OWN PRIVATE KISSING BOOTH.
[Mama laughs]
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GO FIX THE COFFEE.
TER
NOTHING.
OH, COME ON, LEONARD. YOU'VE BEEN QUIET ALL NIGHT.
NOW WHAT IS IT?
WELL, TRACY, IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW,
AS ALLEGED
ABOUT POLLY'S RELATIONSHIPS PRIOR TO HER MEETING YOUR BROTHER,
WHICH I DO NOT KNOW IF CLIFTON KNOWS.
AND IF HE DOESN'T KNOW, WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF HE SHOULD KNOW,
YOU KNOW?
WELL, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING EARL SAYS.
IF A GIRL HOLDS HIS HAND, HE CALLS THAT AN AFFAIR.
WE CAN'T DISCOUNT EVERYTHING HE SAYS, EITHER.
WELL, MAYBE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT POLLY CARSTAIRS.
BUT JUST THE SAME, TRACY, DON'T YOU THINK CLIFTON SHOULD KNOW?
U'RE RIGHT.
I'D HATE TO SEE MY BROTHER MADE A FOOL OF.
YOU BETTER TELL HIM.
NOT ME.
WHY NOT? DON'T YOU WANNA INTERFERE?
NO. I DON'T WANT TO GET PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH.
COME AND GET YOUR COFFEE.
OH, CLIFTON AND POLLY DIDN'T GET BACK YET, HUH?
NO, NOT YET, MAMA.
HMM, I HOPE HE DOESN'T KEEP HER OUT TOO LATE.
SHE'S MY IDEA OF A NICE GIRL.
IT'S A WONDER SOMEBODY IN BALTIMORE DIDN'T GRAB HER.
WE'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THAT, TOO.
HI, EVERYBODY.
(Mama) OH, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YOU KNOW, THAT CHURCH BAZAAR WASN'T BAD AFTER ALL.
YEAH. I MET SO MANY REALLY NICE PEOPLE.
H, POLLY, FEELING BEFORE
YOU KNOW EVERYBODY IN TOWN.
[laughing]
CLIFTON, COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
OH, SURE, SIS. BUT FIRST I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
AS OF NOW,
POLLY AND I ARE ENGAGED.
OH, NO.
OH, AND TO THINK I BROUGHT YOU TWO TO
OH! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
I'M GONNA GIVE A BIG PARTY
SO EVERYBODY CAN MEET POLLY.
OH, AND BABY, WAIT TILL YOU TASTE MAMA'S COOKING.
OH, YEAH.
HEY, TRACY, YOU WANTED TO HAVE A WORD WITH ME.
WHAT IS IT?
UH...
CONGRATULATIONS?
[laughs]
[all chattering]
WELL, HERE YOU ARE, LEONARD.
MILK ON THE ROCKS. LIVE IT UP.
THANKS, TRACY.
EARL, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
THAT CLIFTON'S FIANCEE IS THE SAME GIRL
THAT YOU KNEW IN BALTIMORE?
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE TO FIND OUT.
WELL, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF IT IS?
WELL, AS CLIFTON'S BEST FRIEND,
I'M GONNA DO THE ONLY DECENT AND SENSIBLE THING.
DISAPPEAR.
WHEN POLLY AND I SEE EACH OTHER,
THE BALL GAME IS OVER.
HI, EVERYBODY.
(Mama) OOH, ISN'T SHE LOVELY!
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET POLLY
AND HER MOTHER, MRS. CARSTAIRS.
WELL, EARL?
BYE, TRACY.
EARL, COME BACK HERE.
YOU HAVEN'T MET CLIFTON'S FIANCEE YET.
YOU WANNA BET?
HEY, EARL, COME ON OVER, BUDDY.
I WANT YOU TO MEET POLLY.
POLLY, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND--
EARL CHAMBERS.
GREAT GUESS.
I BET SHE TELLS FORTUNES TOO.
OH, HAVE YOU TWO MET BEFORE?
US TWO?
[laughs]
NO.
EARL, STOP PLAYING GAMES.
SURE, WE--WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
YEAH, BUT N-NOT WELL.
HARDLY AT ALL, CLIFF. STRANGERS. THAT'S WHAT WE ARE.
STRANGERS?
STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT.
♪[humming Strangers In The Night]
UH, POLLY, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE?
OK.
UH, EXCUSE US. ONE MINUTE.
(Tracy) WELL, THERE'S STILL LOT'S OF FOOD, PEOPLE.
[guests chattering]
OK, POLLY, TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
ABOUT WHAT?
ABOUT YOU AND EARL.
THERE'S NOT
EARL AND SOME OF HIS FRIENDS
KNEW ME IN BALTIMORE.
POLLY, LET'S DEFINE OUR TERMS.
NOW WHEN YOU SAY THEY KNEW YOU IN BALTIMORE,
Y
"HI THERE, POLLY, HOW'S THE FAMILY?"
OR DO YOU MEAN THEY KNEW YOU BIBLICALLY,
LIKE SAMSON KNEW DELILAH OR ADAM KNEW EVE?
CLIFTON, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
JUST THIS.
ADAM KNEW EVE AND THEN THEY RAISED CAIN.
AM I COMING THROUGH?
LOUD AND CLEAR.
BUT WHAT I DID BEFORE I MET YOU
BUSINESS.
NONE OF MY BUSINESS?
POLLY, IF I'M GETTING ENGAGED TO SOMEBODY,
I'M ENGAGING ALL OF HER, FUTURE, PRESENT, PAST.
HEY, HOW MANY GUYS WERE THERE?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
WELL, I'D SURE HATE TO FIND YOU IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS.
WELL, WHILE WE'RE ASKING QUESTIONS,
ERE ES IN
BEFORE WE MET, BROTHER CLIFTON?
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH A MAN.
DIFFERENT? DIFFERENT?
WHO SAYS IT'S DIFFERENT?
EVERYBODY.
YOU MEAN EVERYBODY THAT SHAVES.
POLLY, I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM.
NO, CLIFTON, WE DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DID BEFORE WE MET.
POLLY, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DID BEFORE WE MET, EITHER.
I KNOW WHAT GOES ON. HEY!
AND I CAN ACCEPT THAT TOTALLY.
WHAT BUGS ME IS THE GAME.
THIS BIG ACT OF INNOCENCE.
"STOP, CLIFTON. DON'T BE FRESH, CLIFTON.
NO KISSING TILL THE 4TH DATE, CLIFTON."
AND ALL THAT JIVE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I GUESS I DID KIND OF MISLEAD YOU.
MISLEAD ME?
YOU WERE COMING ON LIKE REBECCA OF SUNNYBROOK FARM.
WELL, I--I GUESS I TRIED TOO HARD TO BE THE KIND OF GIRL
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED.
HEY, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
I--I WISH WE COULD START ALL OVER AGAIN.
SO DO I.
HEY, YOU TWO, THE PARTY'S INSIDE.
POLLY IS ANYTHING WRONG?
CLIFTON WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
UH, THE ENGAGEMENT'S OFF.
OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, WHEN ONE PERSON ISN'T HONEST WITH ANOTHER IN A RELATIONSHIP
THEN THINGS JUST CAN'T WORK OUT.
MEANING WHAT?
MEANING...
[inaudible]
UH, MEANING I HAVEN'T BEEN HONEST WITH POLLY IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
I DIDN'T REALLY TELL HER ABOUT THE WILD LIFE
AND I DON'T THINK I COULD SETTLE DOWN WITH A NICE GIRL LIKE HER.
IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MISLED MY DAUGHTER.
AND IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE PEYTON PLACE.
ELOISE, I'M SORRY.
SHAME ON YOU.
AND YOU HAVE SUCH A NICE MOTHER.
CLIFTON?
YOU MAY HAVE FOOLED LOUELLA, BUT YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME.
YOU BROKE OFF WITH POLLY
BECAUSE SHE WASN'T ALL YOU IMAGINED HER TO BE.
,
MAMA, YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
NOW, HOW DO YOU FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT?
OH, IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
FANTASTIC INSIGHT INTO HUMAN NATURE.
A MOTHER'S INTUITION.
BESIDES, TRACY TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY INSIDE.
(male narrator) THAT'S MY MAMA WAS RECORDED ON TAPE
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.