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Heya playas, so there's this girl. I've been seeing her on and off for about a year now
and I really think she may be the one. I've decided it's time for me to make that leap
in life. I'm gonna marry this girl. And just for the record, she's 12 years old. This is
The Josh Speaks. You're watching The Josh Speaks. Wow, how wrong does that sound? Getting
married at 12 years old. I guess it's not that bad because in countries like Paraguay,
it's ok. I think as Americans we're taught this philosophy of look but don't touch. We
sexualize even the youngest girls in the Disney channel but when we admit that they're hot,
that's wrong! Not too long ago, an ad of Dakota Fanning was banned from a magazine. It was
labeled as too provocative and *** for a girl who was only 17. I mean what's ***
about a young, impressionable, teenage girl, sitting there with a huge thick bottle between
her legs? I got nothing. When you really start to think about it, girls can develop into
women as early as 9 years old. And to point it out would be wrong. I remember there was
a girl in the 5th grade who was already developing a nice pair of jugglas. Safe to say, she was
a lot hotter than her sister who was already in junior high school. And contrary to what
many people think, the average age of consent in the US is 16. And it seems like across
the world it just gets younger and younger. Italy is 14, Spain is 13, I can only imagine
what age it is for Czechoslovakia. What do you mean Czechoslovakia is no longer a country?
And while everyone is all up in arms about 16 year old's getting married, I say take
a look at Courtney Stodden. Here you have a 16 year old girl who married a 50 year old
man, showcasing herself on television as a *** deviant. She's getting her own reality
show, she's being followed around by the paparazzi. She wears tiny little outfits to go pumpkin
picking. Alright, alright. Nothing but clean thoughts in my head. But taking all this into
account, this girl is oddly smart enough to do these things to further her career. So
why isn't she smart enough to get married? And let's create a separation between sex
and marriage here because the fact that sex is not always tied to the concept of love
which is supposed to be tied to the concept of marriage means that they're two different
things. But why? Why are we looked down upon for taking a peek at cleavage on a girl younger
than the legal age of what's considered an adult? I understand the argument of warping
a young girls mind into doing *** things with you. That one we're in alignment with.
You know, a casual peek at some cleavage never really hurt nobody. And if your intent is
to take this girl as your bride and to make an honest woman out of her, that seems fine
to me too. As always guys, love and peace. They usually say the rule is half your age
plus seven. So is Selena Gomez 19? The real answer is, who gives a ***? I'd hit that
with the angry fist of God. You know how many people looked down on me because I thought
Selena Gomez was hot years ago and the minute she turned 18 they all agreed with me? We
call them hypocrites.