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I know people make enemies every single day, but I seem to make them in every single possible
way. And I can't put my finger on it, so let's just sit here and linger on it. Now I know
Chris got pissed 'cause I gave his wife the drill, and Jack got mad 'cause I pushed him
down a hill, then soon later, I pushed down JIll. I might be an ***, but if that's
what you think, then oppinions are like *** and now yours stinks. As for Rastifari Robin,
I stole his grass. Donkey herder Bill? Shot his ***. Then I went ahead and messed up with
Jaime when I got all butterfinger and I dropped her baby. I picked him up and he was all disproportioned,
but I got a tax cut for pro-life abortion. Trump was a chump when I shaved his hair,
but after he fired me he really didn't care. Tebow got flustered, had to take a knee when
he realised Denver sold him because of me. The black panthers got mad and told me off
as I was roasting marshmallows on the burning cross. Asthmatic Arny is my biggest hater
'cause I made him run laps and stole his inhaler. (Puff) And I'm not sure how, but I gotta figure
out who to *** off now.