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KERMIT: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, "Brooke Shields!" Yay!
(The Muppet Show Theme)
It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
WALDORF: Why do we always come here STATLER: I guess we'll never know
WALDORF: It's like a kind of torture BOTH: To have to watch the show
MUPPETS: And now let's get things started MUPPET AUDIENCE: Why don't you get things
started KERMIT: It's time to get things started
MUPPET CAST: On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo hiccups)
Gonzo: EXCUSE ME!