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[Hillbilly Music]
Money, money money money money money, profit. WHAT!
Profit's three dollars!
[Seizure Intensifies]
Thank you for choosing the Krusty Krab, here's your room key.
Mr. Squidward!
What?
What's with all this monnneeey nonsense?
What?
Over and under, grab the end, put it up and around, bring it back home. Through here 'round the horn.
Hmmm.
Spongebob! I ain't payin' ya!
[Deeply Inhaling]
[Exhaling Freezebreath]
Breathe on your own time! I don't pay ya ta breathe.
You hardly pay us at all.
Oh.
That reminds me.
I got somethin' for ye.
Ah yes. Our meager restitution!
Oop! Too slow!
[Laughter]
[Sniffs]
Ah! The sweet smell of payday!
Huh?!
Oh, sorry! That's me dry-cleaning.
Here's your check.
Huh?!
And here's yours Spongebob.
I can't accept your money, Mr. Krabs.
Demonic Tone* Here's yours
Spongebob.
Money money money money moneeey!
What is this?!
There's gonna be a few changes around here.
Every time I catch you two goofin' off!
I'm gonna charge ya for it!
I think this should cover all my nonsense.
Here you go Mr. K!
[Panting like a dog]
Uhh. Spongebob.
What do you think you're doing?!
I'm just giving Mr.Krabs the money I owe him.
Well I am not paying that cheapskate Krabs one pent.
And I suggest you do the same.
Wow.
We've got to unite as WORKERS UNITED!
In fact.
You and I should go on Reich!
Wow! You and me, go on Reich?
Sure! After all, you like your job, right?
Rrrriiiiigghhhtttt.
And you wanna keep working here, right?
Right.
And while you work here, you expect to work here, right?
Raow.
Then let's go on strike!
Yay! A strike!
Goin' on strike!
We're goin' on strike!
I still don't know what strike means.
But! We're goin' on strike!
Hey!
Guess what Mr. Krabs!
Me and Squidward are gonna go on-
Strike?
Yeah.
You mean picket signs?
Yeah.
Protest speeches?
Yeah yeah!
Demand me respect?!
Yeah!
Freee foooood?!?!
YEAH!
Nuhuhuhoooo.
Nohoho!
[Crying]
Spongebob!
Newsflash Spongebob, I got fired too.
Wuuh too.
This is exactly why we need to go on strike.
FATALITY.
[Silence]
Soon, he'll realize we SAS more than him!
Chorus* We are workers united!
Ahem.
Sorry.
Just do exactly as I say Spongebob.
And in no time, you will have your job back, and more.
And more?
And more...
Alright Spongebob, now listen up.
I'm gonna have to teach you how to strike.
First!
We must get rid of our opression.
I want you to throw your hat on the ground, like so.
First!
We must get rid of our uniforms.
[Fast Forwarding]
Stomp it into the dust!
Your turn Spongebob.
That's the idea.
Now throw it on the ground!
Iiieneen!
Deheeiehh!
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
[Whines]
I can't do it Squidward.
This hat is my friend, it never opressed me.
Spongebob! You're pathetic!
Litter!
Li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-litter!
Litter!
I threw my hat on the ground!
Aha! Litter!
Okay, pay attention Spongebob.
Now we're gonna make picket signs.
This is a very important part of striking.
Like this, Squidward?
Not a Ding-*** you Ding-***!
Picket sign!
How's this?
No.
This is a picket sign.
Krusty Krab Fun Fair.
Short, sweet, and to the point.
How about this, Squidward?
Spongebob! It's FUN fair, not FUN fair!
Unfair?
Where?
I could go for some un.
At the Krusty Krab.
Hey everybody, let's go to the Shell Shack!
[Trampling]
Krusty Krab is in there!
Standing is oppression!
What the heck does that mean?
Squidward told me to yell at people.
Then.
You must be Spongebob Squarepants!
I dunno.
DUDE!
I came to take your job. Thanks Dude!
ATTENTION SPONGEBOB!
You!
Are a- asdghasfsfhdahfgskdasgjda adha
How about I try the signs again?
Forgeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
The signs!
I've got something for ya to do.
Go stand over there.
Like this, Squidward?
Almost.
A little more to the right.
Perfect.
Attention people of Bikini Bottom!
You have been cheated and lied to!
I knew it!
[Decapitation]
[TV Static]
I knew it!
[Explosion]
I am the danger.
[TV Static]
[Inspirational Speech]
Hey what's that guy talking about?
I don't know, but he's got a megaphone.
[Inspirational Speech]
Gee, I don't know what Squidward's talking about, but he sure sounds convincing.
HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!
[Eyeballs Popping]
[Cheering]
Hey everybody, lets go get a krabby patty!
[Trampling]
Nobody gives a ***-
[Trampling]
That was a great speech Squidward.
You practically had them eating your hands!
But they didn't! Did they, Mr. Squidward?
'Cause they were too busy eatin' mine.
I wish you two had gone on strike earlier.
Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customer-
All right Mr. Krabs.
You've gone too far this time.
You can pick on Squidward.
But me is a great leader!
We are workers united!
We're tired of your smelly greed.
And we're gonna say your tables!
And we're gonna smash you with the people's hammer!
And we're gonna-
We're gonna-
Uh.
Squidward what was that other part?
Yeah that too!
And me and Squidward are gonna stay on strike until the day I die!
[Music]
Forever!
Spill my heart!
Forever?!
Hey, Squidward!
I bet old man Squidward is gonna break any day!
Eh.
Nyeh.
[Screams]
I gotta put an end to Mr. Krabs to end this nightmare!
[Startled]
Oh!
Uhh.
Evenin'
Mr. Squidward.
Uhh.
Them Boos won't leave me alone!
See what I mean?!
Squidward!
Please!
You'll give us anything we want?
Yes.
Anything!
Whaddaya say Mr. Squidward?
My story breaks your heart Mr. Krabs.
Why don't we take a little walk.
I'm feelin' a warm spot.
[Music]
[Speedy Repairs]
I'm glad you saw it our way, Mr. Krabs.
Now I can fire me two golden boys.
[Gasp]
[Scream]
Mr. Krabs!
Gimme some space lad!
Can't a crab get a little space?!
Oh! Me back!
[Bulldozer motor]
HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!
[Glass Shattering]
[Bulldozer motor]
[Glass Shattering]
[Silence]
Squidwaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaarrd! !!