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Last week on Doctor WhoWhatWhereWhenWhy, me Grimlock watched 11th Doctor say goodbye to
companions Amy and Rory and drop them off at their flat or mat or gat or whatever hell
they call it in Englandland. In last few episodes, 11th Doctor realizing he putting too many
friends in danger and either causing them to get killed or causing them to not wanna
hang out with him anymore.
So now, Amy and Rory at home doing boring married couple stuff. But because it Doctor
WhoDat and it sci-fi adventure show, not domestic sitcom, we know that Amy and Rory gonna get
bored with married couple stuff like shoe shopping or antiquing. Me Grimlock think it
not gonna be long before Amy and Rory gonna wanna get their TARDIS on again.
So me Grimlock assume that two weeks from now in season finale of Doctor Huh?, Amy and
Rory re-appear and maybe save 11th Doctor from getting killed during assassination at
Lake Silencio. Because Matt Smith coming back for season 7 of Doctor WhoodooGuru, we know
11th Doctor not gonna die at this point in game.
Because 11th Doctor without companions for now, me Grimlock wondering who should be new
companion in case Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill go bye-bye. Me Grimlock think new
companion should be skeptical but bangable sci-fi writer chick in glasses. She think
time travel or existence of aliens just all make-believe and then 11th Doctor enter her
life and he attempt to make her believer. If me Grimlock called shots on casting, me
would hire Natalie Morales, former star of ABC Family cult favorite Middleman. She also
happen to be die-hard fan of Doctor WhoSay. Or maybe they should pair up 11th Doctor with
some hipster douchebaguette so that Doctor can shake her out of her dazed-by-***
stupor.
Whatever case, me Grimlock think showrunner Steven Moffat should try departing from formula
of companions either falling in love with Doctor or wanting to jump his bones.
11TH DOCTOR GRIMLOCK: Hey there, lady with cute badonkadonk, me got big blue box. Wanna
go travel through space and time with me? Bowties cool!
THE DOCTOR'S HOT COMPANION: Me wanna kiss you all over. Till night closes in. [Kissing
noises]
11TH DOCTOR GRIMLOCK: Stop it, girl! Don't you know me am flaming asexual?
THE DOCTOR'S HOT COMPANION: Me not care. [Kissing noises] Me wanna know how Time Lords make
love. [Kissing noises] Slip me some tongue, Daddy.
OTHER GIRL: Hey there, stud. Got room for one more?
THE DOCTOR'S HOT COMPANION: Me thought you'd never ask. Hop on board, honey! [Kissing noises]
11TH DOCTOR GRIMLOCK: And... scene.
GRIMLOCK: Remember Donna from three seasons ago? Me Grimlock thought non-*** Donna nice
break from formula of *** companions even though Donna often whiny like Starscream.
What else happening on TV besides Doctor WhoYouGonnaCall? Oh yeah... Last night, CBS premiered new sitcom
2 Broke Girls. Hey, 2 Broke Girls, me Grimlock think you should fix your 2-broke writing!
If 2 Broke Girls can get past hacky racial jokes, me think it might develop into winner.
Also on Monday night, NBC premiered Playboy Club. They should call it Maxim Club because
nobody show their goods!
Me Grimlock ending vlog!