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"Listen, Marcelo. What are we doing at school? Do I have to hold back a year?"
"We're in a driving school because they say Madrid players don't know how to drive.
How foolish! I'm so good that I can drive without license..."
"You're here because you're more dangerous behind the wheel than Freddy Krueger shaking hands."
"That's not true!"
"Hello.
What a crap parking lot you have. It's so short than you can't brake in time."
"But we don't have a parking lot..." "No?
Well, it must be the reception."
"Sergio, how to change a tire?"
"Change a tire? Everybody knows that, when getting a flat tire, you have to buy a new car.
Well, that's what they told me at the car dealership."
"It's true."
"Yes?" "Pay attention, please. You have to stand trial, damn it!"
"Oh, the trial! I won't appear in court.
I'll request for postponement because I have to play the France-Spain game."
"Then it'll be rescheduled for a later date." "I won't appear either. I'll tell them I have to play a single vs married game."
"Another date, then." "So... I'll tell them I have to take part in a TV game show."
"Boys... Boys! Keep quiet, please.
Let's see...
At a 4-way intersection with a yield sign, who has right of way?"
"Me, because I'm welthy." "No, it's not like that."
"You're right.
Take it to pay the fine I'll receive.
What have I done wrong?"
"You should have given him more of those papers with people's faces..."
"Dear kids who watch Crackòvia...
We've just seen a clear example of what not to do behind the wheel.
And you can't do it, my friends, not because it's wrong or because you put people's lives in danger.
No, far from it.
You can't do it because you're not welthy nor well known.
If you did it, you'd get into deep trouble.
Unfair?
Yes, so you should have studied.
But I haven't studied...
Why am I so smart then?
It must be genetic."